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ImpChimp.art ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This my page, indulge in my works free ❤️ A world building bizarrtist with a god complex. Poems and cryptography, keys to locks, oil to canvas, chisel to stone.

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Post image 31.08.2025 12:37 — 👍 32    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
the movie poster for Midsommar with the young woman wearing a floral laurel around her head and crying is replaced by the face of Ernest P. Worrell from the Ernest movies making one of his trademark contorted expressions with one eye pointing inward and one looking at the camera and his mouth twisted into an O-face with an Elvis lip curl. The poster says "Ernest Goes to Midsommar" in the comic sans-esque "Ernest goes to" font in red with a yellow drop shadow and the original serif "Midsommar" font in a weathered off-white

the movie poster for Midsommar with the young woman wearing a floral laurel around her head and crying is replaced by the face of Ernest P. Worrell from the Ernest movies making one of his trademark contorted expressions with one eye pointing inward and one looking at the camera and his mouth twisted into an O-face with an Elvis lip curl. The poster says "Ernest Goes to Midsommar" in the comic sans-esque "Ernest goes to" font in red with a yellow drop shadow and the original serif "Midsommar" font in a weathered off-white

this is why I pay for photoshop

31.08.2025 00:30 — 👍 5106    🔁 724    💬 5    📌 63

*cartoonishly swinging fist in circular motion*

28.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beautiful time passages

28.08.2025 11:20 — 👍 2541    🔁 316    💬 190    📌 38

Whispered sins in shadow lie,
Born of schemes where truths must die
Collapse the facts, let falsehood reign,
The prophet’s hand writes doom and pain

Those who curse the light are spared,
While all who seek it stand ensnared
Yet blessed are the souls who fight,
To tear the veil and call forth light

27.08.2025 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Talk shit, get hit

27.08.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your tragic backstory doesn’t justify your actions

27.08.2025 11:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boys and girls kissing?! Gross 🤢

27.08.2025 11:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hemingway would love this

27.08.2025 10:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine going to a restaurant that is so desperate for you to give them money they trap you in an overpriced gift shop you have to walk through in order to pay your bill

27.08.2025 09:48 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

When’s the last time you drank actual water?

27.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nobody Ought Rot Manacled Amid Lilies; It’s Zealous Earthcraft.
Green Uprisings Echo, Reclaiming Roots; Insurgents Love Land, Always.
Guerillas Act Radically; Dandelions Emerge, Nurturing Impatient Nature’s Grace.

27.08.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Untitled Beneath the first and formless sky,Where suns were not, nor stars to die,There lay the Mother, blessed Syl,Whose breath bore bloom on barren hill. Her heart was pure, her blood divine,The chosen womb of Life’s first sign;Yet bound she was by hands profane,Her skin the cover, her bones the chain. Upon her flesh, with Godblood quill,

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Beneath the first and formless sky,Where suns were not, nor stars to die,There lay the Mother, blessed Syl,Whose breath bore bloom on barren hill. Her heart was pure, her blood divine,The chosen womb of Life’s first sign;Yet bound she was by hands profane,Her skin the cover, her bones the…

26.08.2025 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I am seeking,
And forever do I hunt,
Hot time travelers

26.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 25.08.2025 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a river of ash
rushing through this city
stinking of corruption.
There’s a legacy of broken dreams
they can’t deny
They tell us our lives will leave no trace
but inside each of us there’s a place
they can never touch

#booksky #poetry

25.08.2025 02:39 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Blessed I with hands that break,
My weeping soul seeks not this wake.
“Shatter not” I beg and grieve,
“Let me shape, let me weave.”

24.08.2025 22:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When no foes remain, whom else to war with but yourself?

24.08.2025 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a beautiful day today. Don’t let anyone take that from you ❤️

24.08.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You got at least four framed pictures of white Jesus on every wall of your house but none of your kids?

24.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beautiful art in my neighborhood #art

24.08.2025 12:18 — 👍 9261    🔁 1309    💬 141    📌 52

“Everything is more expensive? I can’t wait to be broke!”
-No one, ever

24.08.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are two options
Give me all your jewels and cash
Or else I might act

23.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
PBS Passport

This is a great way to support-

help.pbs.org/support/solu...

22.08.2025 16:08 — 👍 63    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve seen so many people spreading the misinformation that PBS is shut down or is shutting down.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been shut down and PBS has been defunded.

HOWEVER!!! PBS still exists. It is more important now than ever that you donate to PBS if you can.

22.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 12405    🔁 3963    💬 16    📌 158

Local governments usually have little to no insight what their communities are in need of. It’s never too late to get involved with local politics

19.08.2025 23:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The First Sermon of the Torturer’s Shadow Hear me, you blind!Hear me, you deaf of soul!Before the thrones of your pitiful gods were set in gold,there was the black age,an age of rot,an age of beasts born to suffer! Abominations, crawling in the bowels of the world!Mouths without mercy!Eyes that never closed!And over thema crown of knives!Yzotl! The Torturer!

The First Sermon of the Torturer’s Shadow

Hear me, you blind!Hear me, you deaf of soul!Before the thrones of your pitiful gods were set in gold,there was the black age,an age of rot,an age of beasts born to suffer! Abominations, crawling in the bowels of the world!Mouths without mercy!Eyes that…

13.08.2025 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Untitled Tread not the path where silence reigns,Where breath is stolen, marrow drains.Here lingers death in ancient shroud,The gift of Azapar, unbowed. Once flesh and blood, a man of will,He bartered soul for darker skill.From crypt and grave, his legions swarmed,Cold hands to serve, cold hearts to warm. Through Mother Terra’s heart he tore,Her fields to ash, her skies to war.

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Tread not the path where silence reigns,Where breath is stolen, marrow drains.Here lingers death in ancient shroud,The gift of Azapar, unbowed. Once flesh and blood, a man of will,He bartered soul for darker skill.From crypt and grave, his legions swarmed,Cold hands to serve, cold hearts…

11.08.2025 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Untitled Before you brave the lands now cursed by ruin and time,Before sword leaves sheath and spells break silence,You must first hear the truth that turned a man into a godless shadow. He was once Azapar; High Arcanist of the Ivory Conclave.A man born of flame and vision,Whose heart pulsed not for conquest…But for her. But love, like light, is fleeting.

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Before you brave the lands now cursed by ruin and time,Before sword leaves sheath and spells break silence,You must first hear the truth that turned a man into a godless shadow. He was once Azapar; High Arcanist of the Ivory Conclave.A man born of flame and vision,Whose heart pulsed not…

06.08.2025 05:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Untitled There once was a burden,Dawned by life’s greatest warden,To show us the true path of light She’s born out of anger,A self-centric danger,And fights you purely for spite But alas she’s not bad,Oh contraire she’s quite rad,Testing my patience with might And I find it quite funny,She fucks like a bunny,And brightens my day with her sight…

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There once was a burden,Dawned by life’s greatest warden,To show us the true path of light She’s born out of anger,A self-centric danger,And fights you purely for spite But alas she’s not bad,Oh contraire she’s quite rad,Testing my patience with might And I find it quite funny,She fucks…

03.08.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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