dustin

when will men stop choosing to have that UGLY fucking moustache and borderline mullet

list of movies i have had to show charlie:

• the sandlot
• freaky friday
• the parent trap
• hocus pocus
• stand by me
• masters of disguise

watching the best movie ever made (inception)

Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service with her back to the viewer holding a broom and a clear cat-holding backpack with Jiji inside. He is sitting on a pillow with his name embroidered on it.

kiki & jiji 🌟

the zoo in my city doesnt have any lions so we drove 2 hours yesterday to see the lions at a different zoo and it was only friday so it wasn't crazy busy and i could just watch them as long as i wanted it made me so happy 😭😭😭

my dad texted me "hi honey we on for breakfast tomorrow?" and im 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

tracfone/straight talk phone i bought for myself after mowing our lawn for months

my will to live may just be restored thursday bc my hair may get fixed please god i need this

had someone from a drs office call and authorize an early fill of dextroamphetamine and she couldn't tell me the name of the medication even though the office is the one PRESCRIBING it and she straight up told me oh i just chat gpted the name thinking i was gonna giggle with her.....

also fuck sydney sweeney and american eagle!

i didnt even think of this 💀

it felt like they were like "what we did with wanda was SO good and EVERYONE loved it lets just do that" sue legitimately had no personality and she wasn't even her own person her entire personality was that fuck ass kid

fantastic four was... a movie definitely a movie

slept until almost noon for the first time in probably like 4 years it felt so good

and now charlie's dad is sick and hes touring spiral: beginning now

anyways a kid stole a cock ring from work today and tried to play it cool by buying candy but he was stupid enough to put his dad's phone # in for discount so we called his parents and told them what he stole and his parents made him come back and pay for it LMAOO

got my hair done on saturday and i absolutely hate it and ive got so much family stuff going on plus work and school im liiiiiterally about to spiral

got my hair done and i actually dont like it and im so sad

eating the freshest nerds gummy clusters rn how are these so fucking good

had a dream that 🍊 was 🔫 on live tv and then j!m!n stepped out and started talking but i dont remember what he said 💀

sanrio-gotchis *👾✩‧₊ #cuteart #sanrio

listened to gnarly for the first time

love how men "dont care" about women and their opinions but literally always fish for validation from women every chance they get like ok

had a delicious vietnamese iced coffee today however i will be awake for a week now

why is american dad in cod but not fortnite 😭

how is it that i have 3 other siblings and between my mom and dad im like the only one talking to either and putting in effort lol

peak is so fun but my computer does not like it despite having good specs 😭

kombucha they could never make me hate you

Huntrix girls, it's going down~ 🎤❤️💜💚
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #HUNTRIX

u sending me this then not replying 😭