Dreamboat Branny 💖

Swan Boy is crazy good this week

lol thank you!

Everywhere Mike Myers goes, people come up to him on the street and ask him if there's going to be another one.

This is the nicest thing you could possibly say. Thank you

*the news is bad the vibes are bad oh god I just got to work*

Whew! New Swanboy

This might be the best Swan Boy yet

Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

swanboy.com

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Yeah that was me

It's not right, what they're doing (Bringing Rona to Philly)

Thank you!

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Tomorrow's Swan Boy is up now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/152264...

YouTube video by A Studio Digital The Baby Factory - Will Heff | A Studio Digital

THE BABY FACTORY 👶🏻🍼👶🏻🏭
A cartoon I made about the manosphere and finished the day that fuck got shot is finally out! Glad it wasn’t shelved, go check it out!

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Swanboy’s sense of self actualisation is something we should all aspire to @bransonreese.bsky.social

Amazing

A Swan Boy fan comic, characters by Branson Reese, art and writing by me. Backgrounds via Unsplash. Panel 1 is a title panel referencing the Descendents album Everything Sucks, with Swan Boy instead of Milo. Panel 2, Swan Boy and Rona are at a park. SB: "Hey Rona, are you good at decoding dreams? Had a weird one last night." Rona: "I mean, I could give it a try..." Panel 3 starts the dream flashback, exterior of a rusty warehouse. Swan Boy is describing the dream. "So I'm a part of this drug ring bust. A deal with the bad guys, wearing a wire, that whole schtick." Panel 4, Warehouse interior. Goods and money are being exchanged. "I get the goods, they get the cash," Panel 5 is Swan Boy... partaking. "but as the feds arrive, they find me 'sampling' some of the coke." Panel 6 is a close up of Rona contemplating this. Rona: "Huh, surprisingly that was the best case scenario in my head." Panel 7 shows Swan Boy and Rona again, Rona is shocked. SB: "It just feels so out of character to me, though. If I had to do anything illicit, it'd be heroin." Panel 8 shows Swan Boy and Rona on a tablet screen, being watched above the clouds. SB: "Maybe it's the universe telling me I should start smoki-" Rona: "NO, SWAN BOY, DON'T" Panel 9 reveals who is watching them. Vance "The Universe" Capski, a heavenly capybara that was made for this comic (though Branson can use him, I'm not Ken Penders) gets frustrated. "Oh come on, I need a smoking buddy! Aren't my needs important??"

One day during my work shift I came up with a few ideas for a fan made Swan Boy (@bransonreese.bsky.social) comic. This was the one that stuck in my head the most. May do another if this one is well received, but I definitely gotta work on my more simplified style.

Thanks dude!

🎶I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potato
When you comin home dad I don't know when
But we'll get together then🎶

Rude Tales of Magic is the best and funniest D&D podcast and they are starting a new arc. Yes its funnier than the one you are thinking of

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🔵🔷💙RUDE TALES OF MAGIC💙🔷🔵

Blue Kindness High: Episode Zero

Writing "change Justin's life through laughter" on the board on day one and silently pointing to it until people start leaving

Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Let's fucking go

My boy since day one

Big win for perverts & sickos

bugs bunny is smiling with his mouth open ALT: bugs bunny is smiling with his mouth open

Mmmmmmmmmm COULD BE

and we'll be a richer world for its existence

Hell yeah

lmao

Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Let's fucking go