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"Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined"

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πŸ”΅πŸ”·πŸ’™RUDE TALES OF MAGICπŸ’™πŸ”·πŸ”΅

Blue Kindness High: Episode Zero

03.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing "change Justin's life through laughter" on the board on day one and silently pointing to it until people start leaving

03.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg
By Matt Grobar
March 2, 2026 2:30pm
Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Let's fucking go

02.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1867    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 16

My boy since day one

03.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 30

Big win for perverts & sickos

02.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny is smiling with his mouth open ALT: bugs bunny is smiling with his mouth open

Mmmmmmmmmm COULD BE

02.03.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and we'll be a richer world for its existence

02.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

02.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

02.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg
By Matt Grobar
March 2, 2026 2:30pm
Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Let's fucking go

02.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1867    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 16

Blue to honor Sonic, Kindness to honor Mr. Rogers, and High to honor Afroman. Combine them together and you've got the next great adventure from Rude Tales of Magic

02.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Authorized episode logo for Maniac Cop 2, featuring Lt. Sean McKinney

Authorized episode logo for Maniac Cop 2, featuring Lt. Sean McKinney

OUT NOW! @bransonreese.bsky.social, last heard here discussing Gremlins 2, returns for Maniac Cop 2. Can the novelization match the fun of the movie? Can the movie match the inspired lunacy of Gremlins 2? Will we only ever have Branson on to discuss sequels? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45

02.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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PREMIERING MARCH 17, the next great Rude Tale:

BLUE KINDNESS HIGH

Join us for Session Zero tomorrow on the main feed as GM Tim Platt and Ali, Bran, and Joe reveal the identities of these mysterious silhouettes…

02.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Anyone who has spent five minutes in a punk scene, even the biggest losers I ever met in my life, is smarter than any media-American trying to sanitize the guy with a conspicuous Nazi tattoo

01.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 703    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
A view from inside what looks like a cup of orange soda, at the level of the liquid. Large ice cubes are floating out in the distance and a large straw extends high into a blue sky. A silhouette of a palm tree is in the foreground, implying a tropical deserted island or beach.

A view from inside what looks like a cup of orange soda, at the level of the liquid. Large ice cubes are floating out in the distance and a large straw extends high into a blue sky. A silhouette of a palm tree is in the foreground, implying a tropical deserted island or beach.

A little background experiment/practice thing... I had a vision of this specific view in the middle of the night for some reason and wanted to try laying it out. Shockingly, I remembered it after waking up today.
#art

02.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim β€œadult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

01.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9093    πŸ” 5307    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2605    πŸ” 2608    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 49

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9575    πŸ” 2607    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 26

Some absolutely incredible alt text on today's Swan Boy.

28.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s both upsetting and validating to see myself so clearly represented

28.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you preface with "I say this with love" you can say so many things!

28.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

once again astounded by how both Rona and Swan Boy both spring so fully-written from the same brain

28.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Laugh all you want, Rona's plan worked very well for me both times I went to Texas last year

28.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting uncomfortable with how familiar Rona's thoughts are to mine lol

Still uh the comic is good, everyone read swanboy, this is not a neg on swanboy

28.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

swanboy.com

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Chuck Schumer: β€˜The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTONβ€”In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that β€œthe American people deserve a presid...

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You’re dumb as rocks if you believed Trump couldn’t possibly do this but both parties tripping over themselves to say they think this is cool kinda gives the game away.

28.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 538    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you need a writer (especially comedy writing), an artist (illustration, comics, character design, etc), or like, little office rat who scurries around and gets coffee or whatever, PLEASE get in touch. I am nice and fun to work with and my brain plasticity is exceptional and I'm strong and brave

26.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Imagine how different the last 20 years of your life would be had gw actually faced consequences for his war crimes.

27.03.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 542    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

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