Dreamboat Branny 💖

Anyone who has spent five minutes in a punk scene, even the biggest losers I ever met in my life, is smarter than any media-American trying to sanitize the guy with a conspicuous Nazi tattoo

A view from inside what looks like a cup of orange soda, at the level of the liquid. Large ice cubes are floating out in the distance and a large straw extends high into a blue sky. A silhouette of a palm tree is in the foreground, implying a tropical deserted island or beach.

A little background experiment/practice thing... I had a vision of this specific view in the middle of the night for some reason and wanted to try laying it out. Shockingly, I remembered it after waking up today.
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It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Some absolutely incredible alt text on today's Swan Boy.

it’s both upsetting and validating to see myself so clearly represented

If you preface with "I say this with love" you can say so many things!

once again astounded by how both Rona and Swan Boy both spring so fully-written from the same brain

Laugh all you want, Rona's plan worked very well for me both times I went to Texas last year

Getting uncomfortable with how familiar Rona's thoughts are to mine lol

Still uh the comic is good, everyone read swanboy, this is not a neg on swanboy

Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

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Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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You’re dumb as rocks if you believed Trump couldn’t possibly do this but both parties tripping over themselves to say they think this is cool kinda gives the game away.

If you need a writer (especially comedy writing), an artist (illustration, comics, character design, etc), or like, little office rat who scurries around and gets coffee or whatever, PLEASE get in touch. I am nice and fun to work with and my brain plasticity is exceptional and I'm strong and brave

Imagine how different the last 20 years of your life would be had gw actually faced consequences for his war crimes.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Sometimes I feel like shit but then I read a few of @bransonreese.bsky.social ‘s transcendent Swan Boy panels and it helps.

Brümhilde would help but she's on the No Fly List. It's up to you now.

This is amazing!

he's been on my mind. and he's blowing it up.
@bransonreese.bsky.social

Four-panel comic with captions “Xylophone” (title) and “Branson Reese” (creator). PANEL 1: a skeleton uses a pair of mallets to play music on its own ribs PANEL 2: a knock at the door; skeleton yells “Ah!” PANEL 3: Voice through the door: “Are you performing a xylophone cover of ‘Powerhouse’ by the Raymond Scott Quintette on your ribcage in there?” Skeleton: “N-n-no!” Voice: “Good! That’s the equivalent of masturbation to us!” PANEL 4: Voice: “I say ‘us’ because I’m also a skeleton. We’re all skeletons! It’s a world—“ Skeleton: “A world of skeletons! I know!” Voice: “A world of skeletons.”

So grateful to @bransonreese.bsky.social that as my husband and I watch this tv show whose characters keep reminding each other of obvious facts about their shared setting we can mark each occasion by yelling at the screen “A world of skeletons! I know!”

very relatable swanboy today

I don’t recall giving Branson Reese permission to post my inner monologues from 2013-2023

Say what you will about Max Landis, because he's absolutely the type to name search and get Yosemite Sam level pissed off and it's the least he deserves

The best part of subscribing to the Swanboy Patreon is that now I see the comic a day early, love it, get the comic the next day in my RSS feed, forget that I've already read it so I get fired up there's a new Swanboy, click through, and love it again. I get to leverage my own idiocy!

Dress Code Visit the post for more.

Underrated @bransonreese.bsky.social cartooning skill: the ability to convey with a single subtle expression the moments when Cassie Iscariot is considering if the sex is still worth it.

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in which a cartoon cat with anxiety laps the final monologue from “No Country for Old Men”

Rona out here speaking directly to the struggle of my very soul

THANK YOU FOR KNOWING WHAT SPECIES SHE IS