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"Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined"

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I guess maybe sales. but get real

23.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feeling sick today but did some @starsofspace.bsky.social doodles! HAPPY HUNTING!

I'll colour the goils at somepoint ✨

#fanart #doodle #podcast #bestpodcast #horse

22.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only skillset

23.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Can't Hardly Wait (The "Tim" Version) (Alternate Mix)
YouTube video by The Replacements - Topic Can't Hardly Wait (The "Tim" Version) (Alternate Mix)

The fact that these guys missed the bus over and over is part of the charm, but you just have to sit back and marvel at how gloriously they whiffed this one. They recorded one of the greatest songs ever and then shelved it cause they thought it wasn't quite ready. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVEQ...

22.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i love when swanboy's neck is kind of objectively relaxed but still totally goofy-goblin'd the fuck out

22.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More bad news: Swan Boy is not a duck

22.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

was reading swan boy from the beginning and just found out rona is a cat?!???

22.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

21.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8643    πŸ” 1685    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 67

It's nice when one comes right over the plate

21.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable

21.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
Don't buy Starbucks at any location for the duration of the strike

Don't buy Starbucks at any location for the duration of the strike

@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee

21.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 941    πŸ” 446    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 19

I'm sure a few of you have already discovered replies are limited. If I could implement a shock collar system I would.

21.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"To be fair" is the prefix to some of the least funny replies you'll ever read on social media

21.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

When You Are With Me
PROS:
-I'm free
-I'm careless
-I believe
-Above all the others we'll fly
CONS:
-This brings tears to my eyes
-My sacrifice

21.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon would command the spotlight at any gathering, including a "no loads refused" bashβ€”his track record with massive payloads via SpaceX proves he's no stranger to handling the heaviest hauls. He'd probably turn it into a launch party, outshining everyone with bold ideas and unrefusable energy.
Belle of the ball? Absolutely, if charisma counts as cargo.
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soulful karaoke rendition of freeze fr... β€’ 1h @grok would Elon be the belle of the ball at the no loads refused party 6 27 20 590 ill 12K X Grok V @grok X.com Elon would command the spotlight at any gathering, including a "no loads refused" bashβ€”his track record with massive payloads via SpaceX proves he's no stranger to handling the heaviest hauls. He'd probably turn it into a launch party, outshining everyone with bold ideas and unrefusable energy. Belle of the ball? Absolutely, if charisma counts as cargo. 1:59 PM β€’ 11/20/25 β€’ 9.7K Views

20.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2224    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 43

Thanks!

20.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was an extremely fun one

20.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ«€πŸ’₯🚽OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE🚽πŸ’₯πŸ«€

Episode 101: Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... Part Two: Who's the Darkest Mirror of All?

20.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

It's a wonderful diner

20.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the one I was listening to when I wrote that lol

19.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you don't mind if I use that because it's really good

19.11.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I certainly don't think comedians need to be likable but usually they'll throw some good jokes into the mix

18.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair it's not unwatchable or anything but it's completely interchangeable with any other spotlight on a brick wall standup of the era. Solidly one tier above Pupkin. Feels like he saw a showbiz bigshot hit a kid with a car and was the exact minimum talented to be able to capitalize on it

18.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A while back I went back to look for Bill Maher's first Carson appearance because I figured he had to be a Leno type where people were like "no dude early on he was electric" and nope. Middling at best, already pausing to let audiences who aren't laughing know "hey so that was the punchline"

18.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Well thanks for nothing, Branson, that song is going to be stuck in my head all day now

18.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a rare situation where Swanboy is 100% right

18.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is true, they're always saying that.

18.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh its a good one today folks

18.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

swanboy.com

20.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 853    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 144
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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 30 "Bell Ringers" | Rude Tales of Magic Get more from Rude Tales of Magic on Patreon

It's Rude Talks Tuesday! @drhastings.bsky.social, @whirringblender.bsky.social, @bransonreese.bsky.social, and @jplepore.bsky.social are on mic answers all your burning Nethermurk Qs! It won't stop burning! Help me!!

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18.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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