Branson Reese

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Time for me to come clean: I followed @bransonreese.bsky.social because I got confused and thought he was David Rees. And that's how I stumbled on Swan Boy, the funniest webcomic of all time

("I got this number from a stall in a shoegaze bathroom. It said, 'For a swirling, atmospheric time: call'")

Badass

Did two @bransonreese.bsky.social fanart this week, cubik the amazing cube from @starsofspace.bsky.social as an earring and of course, I painted Swan Boy on my popsocket (my white paint pens are dead but I might substitute some nail polish in when I have the energy)

absolutely brutal

Greta Thunberg has been detained in an Israeli cell infested with bedbugs and supplied with insufficient food and water, according to activists: "They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others."

if they do this to a public person, think about what they do to the ones we don't hear about

i’m willing to bet that like 90% of the “ai has a soul and it’s bigotry to treat a being different just because it’s not human” people eat meat

A lot of spiritual overlap at the very least

[Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Out on tour with The Smashing Pumpkins Nature kids, I, they don't have no function I don't understand what they mean And I could really give a fuck The Stone Temple Pilots, they're elegant bachelors They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you? I will agree they deserve absolutely nothing Nothing more than me

Can't believe she actually said this shit

Thank you! It's become extremely clear in the past two days how insane my hubris in the face of city planning was.

Far worse. I'm lucky to be alive.

Pretty interesting how many options there are for this if you want to make a fantasy map but you're sort of on your own if you want to make a mundane google maps style map set in the present day that you can plug jokes into. Once again the humble webcomics artist is oppressed beyond imagination.

I'll put my age up in the top right corner and everything

I guess I could just do that, but I'm certainly going sunk cost fallacy mode after trying for days to crack this

Not afraid to say that I don't know what this is or how to do it

"Just draw it" Ideally it would look good so this is obviously a nonstarter.

I don't know shit about the Isle of Man but I've come to assume it is (or was) pretty tight knit and the whole community came together to humor this weird kid

Does anybody know how to make a fake town/small city map in the style of Google maps? I'm trying to map out Giuliani Gardens for a Swan Boy. I can't find an easy way to do it. This seems like a thing that should be out there for dummies to use.

I was obsessed with Gef as a kid and tried so hard to believe it was real or even unexplained but it was just so clearly the daughter

I don't know

I don't know

You guys hear about this Riyadh comedy festival? Sort of a wild situation.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed

Always makes me a little sad to get back in touch with an old friend who was just insanely mean and find out that they've mellowed out, found inner peace.

That student needs to calm down

We're all praying for him

Happy to be "in the mix"

Caribou has awful vibes. He looks like he'd smell bad and feel bad. incredibly lanky wearing an awful cloak, long sleeves and just. Ugh. No thanks.

Next episode of Dohmance Dawn, we will be joined by @bransonreese.bsky.social as we Return to Sabaody!
Which Simpsons character would you cast as Caribou?
You can suggest any unused Simpsons character up through Replaceable You (S23E4)

You can delay capitalisms contradictions but you cannot stop them unless you get rid of the whole system. They will always reveal themselves. They will come back