Nomi Malone

Nomi Malone

@saltnpepperchips.bsky.social

Queer-southern-leftist snack addict with a penchant for rambling, gaming, and life’s little pleasures. Just a happy little accident.

221 Followers 1,138 Following 61 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 weeks ago

when i say it's time to bring the heat i mean lie on a heating pad

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11 months ago

All cats can speak Dutch but choose not to

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1 year ago

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.

Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.

Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.

See how this works?

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1 year ago

When @chappellroanbr.bsky.social comes on…you simply cannot tell me that I am not a pink pony girl.

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1 year ago

Trader Joe’s Dress Circle cookies have crack in them. I will not be accepting questions at this time.

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1 year ago
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Clearly, the Holy Spirit agrees. Thanks god!

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1 year ago

God Bless a VPN. I’ll be damned if I’m uploading a picture of my ID to watch porn.

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1 year ago

I can’t explain how giddy and proud watching @chappellroanbr.bsky.social perform at the Grammy’s made me.

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1 year ago

Welp, with TikTok gone, guess I gotta do my doom scrolling here.

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1 year ago
Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

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1 year ago

Idc if it’s December, it’s finally chilly here so I’m feeling a little hoa hoa hoa hoa

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1 year ago
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Happy Sunday!!! :)

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1 year ago

Look, idk how else to say it, but social media has influenced me and now I desperately need to be friends with a donkey/another large farm animal

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1 year ago

@zeniba.bsky.social

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1 year ago

just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So

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1 year ago

I almost failed my first time because my grandfather convinced me that I needed to go 5 miles under the speed limit.

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1 year ago

No one was trampled to death today looking for deals. Empire in decline

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1 year ago

Most of these have been on my shit list for years

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1 year ago

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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1 year ago
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a close up of a clown holding a balloon in his hand . ALT: a close up of a clown holding a balloon in his hand .

We’re all gay down here

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1 year ago

What I don’t get is where all this concern and pushback was when Parlor, Truth Social, and the others were cropping up.

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1 year ago

My mind went here, too, but his actual name is Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian.

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1 year ago
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a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background . ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .

All day, I’ve been looking forward to the banana-less banana pudding…and there’s bananas in it 🥺😩

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1 year ago

In this same vein: saw a post that said “taste the rainbow? The rainbow tastes like water,” and skittles just haven’t been the same for me since

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1 year ago

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift

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1 year ago

Does anyone want to swaddle me and sing a soothing tune until I drift off to sleep? It’s cool if not

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1 year ago

Toddlers in Tiaras + True Crime = a tragedy you can exploit for decades

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1 year ago

idc if the trending skin care out of Korea is spreading fire ants on my face - I’m gone try it.

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