john noob

i've been combining salsa + hummus, and calling it "summus". It sticks to tortilla chips much better than regular salsa.

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literally 30 seconds after i had just fixed all of them too

sort all of the things!!!

💯 REAL crafting hours 😤

damn i love minecraft season

glad you like it dude 👊

what’s good bluesky

my name’s brandon but i also go by kinjiro.

i draw weird vibrant abominations. looking for other cool artists/people in general!

looking forward to getting to know yall 🤙

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HBD EP!!

☑️ single layer of meat
☑️ cold un-toasted bread
☑️ soft wilted lettuce
☑️ somehow soggy, yet dry
☑️ faint taste of plastic packaging

oh you wanted water too? that'll be another $7

pikachu's lookin kinda buff and tough here

blue sky ? I sure hope it is

great point ! not enough people are talking about this!

Love to "drain the swamp" by making...

- A tobacco and mining lobbyist Chief of Staff
- An Iraq War hawk Secretary of State
- A Qatar and Amazon lobbyist Attorney General
- A billionaire Wall St CEO Commerce Secretary
- A billionaire hedge fund manager Treasury Secretary

something that really irks me is when a customer support line has you on hold, and the hold music actually slaps, yet they choose to interrupt it every 15 seconds just to say "your call is important to us, please continue to hold"

*time traveler at liquor store*

cashier: just the beers? that'll be 21.54

time traveler: great year

i used to wake up early on saturday mornings to watch pokemon, jackie chan adventures, static shock, and probably some other bangers i've forgotten about. good times 🥲

we had a shared Spotify session going on while playing and the vibes were impeccable

screenshot from WEBFISHING. Four colorful cats fishing off of a dock into the ocean.

screenshot from WEBFISHING. orange cat shows a caught alien fish.

this game is so unbelievably chill

idk i felt inspired 👾

@neatdude.bsky.social #pixelart #neatdude #art

i respect how it doesn't behave in the way other apps do—serving up non-stop slop to keep you active for as long as possible. It kinda just says "here's a few new things" and lets you move along.

crazy how they expect you to just drive a car on the ground like an absolute caveman

a text message from an unknown number that reads "your smile and voice still haunt me today Happy Birthday Dad!"

are scam messages getting more devious? or did i just get looped in someone else's familial drama?

That’s just crazy enough to work

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Started up Tears of the Kingdom right after beating BotW last week. It feels like i only had the master sword for a total of 10 mins before it got destroyed. Guess i'll combine a stick and a rock ?

We gotta keep this going , it’s simply tooo goood

internet has been out for 12 hours. exhausted every troubleshooting option I could. technician can’t come out until tomorrow. i’ve never felt more useless 🙃

5pm darkness hitting extra hard today 😩

good day to put some paper in a box I feel