Phoebe Juel

Phoebe Juel

@mattycornfed.bsky.social

Intl Humanitarian Law, Ag Health and Safety, Public Health, Civil War History, Rabbits, and an Haiku or two. Unicorn, Pioneer, Catamount, Hawkeye. Exasperated/Exhausted Episcopalian. Holder of a Jeopardy! annuity

354 Followers 1,527 Following 1,110 Posts Joined Aug 2023
10 hours ago

Says everything about real leadership.

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10 hours ago

It's far down on the list of his various pathologies but what is his obsession with giant-ass patios?

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14 hours ago

I'd turn his speeches and pressers into a drinking game, but I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning.

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19 hours ago

Imagine being the family of the air crew hearing that barely polished "shit happens."

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1 day ago

Between this and his "we're great because we kill stuff real good" remark, this dork is so pantingly thirsty for jock approval. It would be hillarious if it wasn't terrifying.

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2 days ago
Fat side cartoon depicting the iconic 70's ship, The Love Boat sailing into the Strait of Hormuz. Hapless cruisers are partying on deck surrounded by floating mines, a small gunboat, and in the distance a naval vessel.

Starting to think I'm the only person who remembered this one.

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2 days ago

What is it with Iowa guys and those things? I have to hide them from my dad to keep him from goring himself on them.

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2 days ago

This offers some insight into the senior military folks who were taken in by Elizabeth Holmes.

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3 days ago

We could be working on climate solutions, cancer treatments, all sorts of wonderful things and instead we're doing this.

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4 days ago

Oh dang, I want to read this!

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4 days ago

Eyup, you can be JD, or a Heather, or Veronica.
Way too many of us chose JD or Heather.

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4 days ago

Singing in the Rain sure hits different when you realize that it's also a huge fond parody of the pre-code Busby Berkeley musicals.

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4 days ago

It's even funnier than that. Senator Claghorn wasn't a real person; he was a character from the old Fred Allen show. Claghorn was a parody of the sort of performance that Sen. Kennedy is trying to perpetrate on the rest of us.

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4 days ago

Dispatches from the Oswald Spengler Memorial Book Club.

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4 days ago

This kind of crud reminds me of an article I read a while back about the pre-legalization weed culture in DC - white suburban moms making brownies & lollypops & whatnot making bank doing deliveries to BigLaw & consultants knowing they'd never have consequences.
It's the worst kind of privilege.

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6 days ago

Reminds me of the management at the Tyson Pork pack in Waterloo, IA taking bets on how many workers would get COVID.

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6 days ago

Nope. Comic book culture has gone too far. Find the person who did this and wedgie them unconscious in front of the entire Pentagon staff.

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6 days ago

Tried to warn us all w/ the screenplay for Seven Days in May.

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6 days ago

Nope.

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6 days ago

Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves

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6 days ago

I miss my Con Law text.
(My rabbit made a meal of the binding)

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1 week ago

This is what going to a small liberal arts college in the middle of a cornfield does to people.

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1 week ago

"Roughly" is going Atlas lifting there.

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1 week ago

Why couldn't people have gotten this obsessed with actual Brisco County Jr. (newsgroup sig files notwithstanding)?

Or heck, Legend! Legend was super fun.

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1 week ago

I've said it before, but you can really tell he did his residency at U of Iowa.

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1 week ago

They really just do not give a good goddamn do they?

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1 week ago

You know, the Totenkopf is a particularly interesting choice for a former Abu Ghraib guard when you consider that the Totenkopf Division was originally made up of concentration camp guards. It's first commander was one of the key developers of the camp system.

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1 week ago

Don't get between a lady and her greens.

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1 week ago

They're a treat ever year, but for some reason this year's crop is especially good. There's a floral thing going on there that's amazing.

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1 week ago

All the good thoughts.

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