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Patrick S. Tomlinson

@stealthygeek.bsky.social

Screaming rage demon of light and justice. Also writes books. You should read one.

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So weird this post from a year and a half ago randomly making the rounds again.

05.12.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screengrab of a post to the "WI Stand-Up Comedy" Facebook group. "Which comedy writing apps do you recommend for new writers?"

A screengrab of a post to the "WI Stand-Up Comedy" Facebook group. "Which comedy writing apps do you recommend for new writers?"

Jfc. Kill me.

05.12.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, the better punishment for treason is death.

03.12.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were stolen from DC but stored in FL. Florida is where the search warrants were executed and the evidence collected.

03.12.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Florida was the proper venue, as the crime was committed there.

03.12.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TDS is just what traitors call patriotism, child.

03.12.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has already been ordered released.

03.12.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Six months would a life sentence at this point. Dude is falling apart like a Yugo.

03.12.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry about your ED.

03.12.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
LOTR The Return of the King - The Lighting of the Beacons
YouTube video by EgalmothOfGondolin01 LOTR The Return of the King - The Lighting of the Beacons

"I'm a wizard who exists outside of time or need, so I'm assigning this little idiot, who it must be said I irrationally HATE, with the most important and immediate task in this realm of existence and he is going to absolutely crush it." youtu.be/fyIjoXv6Y-0

03.12.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's a pic of a container of "Green Beans Almondine." This is a dumb joke and I told it just for myself if I'm being honest.

It's a pic of a container of "Green Beans Almondine." This is a dumb joke and I told it just for myself if I'm being honest.

"THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!"

03.12.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jack Smith did his job. Merrick Garland refused to.

03.12.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Epstein Files sees Trump in prison for life like, well, Epstein.

The final Jack Smith Report sees Trump executed like the Rosenbergs.

03.12.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 543    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

If you traffic 400 pounds of drugs, Trump will murder you with a US Navy missile.

If you traffic 400 TONS of drugs, Trump will give you a full, unconditional pardon from your 45 yr prison sentence so you can return to your home country and do it all over again.

MAGA!

02.12.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with blonde hair wearing a knight 's armor smiles for the camera ALT: a man with blonde hair wearing a knight 's armor smiles for the camera

"A Knight's Tale" is a Thanksgiving movie. That's canon now. Like Die Hard being the best Christmas movie it's no longer a point of argument.

You're welcome.

01.12.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not enough of you have watched "Monkey Man."

Fix that.

01.12.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I know.

30.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I finish shoveling? Yes I did. Did I just house a bowl of leftover stuffing, gravy, and mashed potatoes? Also yes.

30.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, it does not matter if you work out, that first heavy snow shoveling of the year is just going to suck.

First person to design a snow shoveling machine for the gym will make bank.

30.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pic of a ruler five inches deep in snow.

Pic of a ruler five inches deep in snow.

Eight inches, according to the math of men and meteorologists everywhere.

30.11.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single "Dems need to be better at messaging" take has to bend over backwards and shove its head up its ass not to see every mainstream channel for delivering messaging is owned by billionaire Republicans with a vested interest in never allowing Dem messaging to spread.

30.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just in time for the holidays, a "Wag the Dog" war on Venezuela to distract from still not releasing the Epstein files.

29.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would be nice to have some actual journalists in the Pentagon right now but the Secretary of War Crimes kicked out everyone who didn't sign a loyalty pledge, even Fox News.

Now we know why.

29.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This isn't a military strike. This is premeditated murder and Pete Hegseth is going to spend the rest of his fucking life rotting away in the deepest hole in Leavenworth once America is liberated from this illegitimate, illegal regime.

28.11.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Yeah that ain't it...

26.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Judge orders an end to Trump's troop deployment in D.C., calling it 'unlawful' U.S. District Judge Jia Cobb put a pause on her order until Dec. 11 to allow the Trump administration time to appeal.

Those Guardsmen in DC should have been home for Thanksgiving already. The shooter is of course responsible, but so is Donald Trump for not just deploying them where the did not belong in the first place, but for violating a court order to remove them: share.google/yarWX27bxvek...

26.11.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spotted this sweet little survivor today. 1st Gen Toyota MR2 Spyder. An 80's mid-engine go cart.

26.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is correct. Trump was never legitimately President.

26.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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