The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

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So true!!

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Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.

Ended up with tequila mockingbird

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Sorry…..were you gonna use this tissue for something??

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Dog food commercials: "Like their wolf ancestors, your dog craves the nutritional purity of real meat in their diet."

Meanwhile, my dog's diet consists of 20% poly fill from stuffed animals WE DID NOT GIVE HIM, 10% bits of assorted squeaker & 5% whatever is underneath the sofa.

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