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You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

What's your favourite British things? I need a load of iconic stuff and I'm rubbish at patriotism or remembering. Stuff like the Mini or the Queen or the Beatles or Jaffa Cakes or the Hay wain or Big Ben, what are the first (good) things you think of?

Weeks-187
Victories-0
Casualties - 1,100,000
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Tiger - paper📜🐅
Trump - unfriended
Medvedev - 🥴😤
Refineries - 💥🔥
Petrol - Short
Queues - Long
Flamingos - Dancing🦩
Donkeys - -2🫏
Racoons - +1🦝

I remain a master strategist

On Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autism:

People say "autism never used to exist" and then you go to the Natural History Museum and the exhibit has a caption like "Born in 1762, The Revd [name] was famously irascible, steadfast in his routine, and dedicated his life to collecting 25,000 rare beetle specimens".

In London, hate will never win.

Letter from Ed Davey to Keir Starmer condemning Elon Musk for inciting violence and urging unity to defend democracy.

I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday.

As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.

Trump Trolled With Colossal Epstein Picture Ahead of U.K. Visit The Everyone Hates Elon collective said it worked alongside comedian and Donald Trump nemesis Rosie O’Donnell.

Activist group Everyone Hates Elon crowdfunded the equivalent of $40,000 from the British public to commission a giant image of the men together.

Fine, fine, I'll get it started

They live in a hotel, how are they supposed to be cooking the swans, bit by bit in the kettle?

Nepal is in chaos. Angry crowds are chasing ministers in the streets. Govt buildings, hotels, and officials' homes are burning.

The spark? Deep corruption—ignited by a social media ban.

PM has resigned. The govt has collapsed.
Tourists are stranded. The airport is shut. Over 500 injured.

Literally nobody in Nepal said "I'm going to sit this out, I've done enough" or "I'm going to wait for the next election." They saw a problem, and they resolved it.

Right wing media has had it in for Angela Rayner from the start - they couldn’t bear a working class woman being so powerful & dynamic. She made a mistake and has paid heavily for it. Very much hope she’ll return at some point in the future - our politics desperately needs more voices like hers

Timeline cleanse

Norway selects British-made frigates to beef up maritime defence in $13.5 bln deal Germany, France, Britain and the United States had offered rival frigate designs in competition.

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The hug of the Foreign Ministers of Ukraine and Luxembourg.
That's probably one of the nicest things you'll see today.

Happy dog enjoys her spa day... 😊

#dog #dogday #bluesky

WW2 famously did not end with negotiation, hence this incredible comedy sketch by Mitchell & Webb
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

Operation “Get him to stroke out” is in full swing.

A late night message from Gavin Newsom

Back in May 2021 I posted on twitter about a journey I'd undertaken to find a tree that I can see from our bedroom window. I've decided to post it verbatim on here as lots of people really enjoyed it. So, here it is…

Sorry for the string of videos, but this is amazing and makes me wonder if this is what life could be like if we all just logged off the internet.

IG risolve

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.

The Ukrainian company, Antonov, released a great video showing the spectacular operation to fly the An-124 from Ukraine to Germany.

Got damn

The real Salt Path: how the couple behind a bestseller le... Penniless and homeless, the Winns found fame and fortune with the story of their 630-mile walk to salvation. We can reveal it was far from the truth

I spent months on this investigation and gathered docs from the UK courts, Land Registry and a French local authority, to show that Raynor and Moth Winn's story is not as they claim. @tortoisemedia.bsky.social @observeruk.bsky.social
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