01.03.2025 21:24 β π 1416 π 336 π¬ 24 π 17
βQuit crying, Trumpβs getting shit doneβ is the new βHitler made the trains run on time.β
07.02.2025 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Weirdly accurate in 2025
28.01.2025 19:46 β π 8303 π 1189 π¬ 118 π 64
21.01.2025 15:30 β π 20406 π 4023 π¬ 1082 π 239
Captain America punching The Red Skull, the Red Skull says βso much for the tolerant leftβ
21.01.2025 07:44 β π 1248 π 161 π¬ 21 π 8
If the price of eggs is a red line but a felon fucking over kids with cancer is not, maybe, just maybe, the problem here⦠is you.
21.12.2024 03:27 β π 7856 π 1222 π¬ 161 π 29
I met Sheila E today. She was a big reason I perused music in college. What a great day!
29.11.2024 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The 2-9 Giants vs the 4-7 Cowboys isn't the football game that America wants today but it is certainly the game that America deserves today.
28.11.2024 13:55 β π 8110 π 775 π¬ 215 π 66
PLEASE REMEMBER:
trump's win percentage is shaping up to be the third SMALLEST in history.
He does NOT have a mandate, no matter what he says.
That means we push back against every single batshit crazy policy he tries to pass.
EVERYTHING.
Mandate my ass.
23.11.2024 17:55 β π 34270 π 8422 π¬ 1142 π 377
This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. πΊπΈ
24.11.2024 17:22 β π 71357 π 9795 π¬ 2156 π 470
So many so called βtough guysβ are already bending the knee and obeying in advance.
Itβs fucking pathetic.
24.11.2024 04:24 β π 9658 π 951 π¬ 390 π 39
Rules for using a public bathroom:
1: Do your business
2: Mind your own business
3: Clean up after yourself
4: Wash your hands.
If you need more than that, youβre the creep.
24.11.2024 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This sums it up pretty well.
21.11.2024 18:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
not a landslide
19.11.2024 23:29 β π 29828 π 6552 π¬ 1067 π 468
βWe donβt want you to see the report that proves our nominee for Attorney General didnβt have sex with minors.β
- Republicans
19.11.2024 20:18 β π 8534 π 1492 π¬ 228 π 44
Thatβs exactly how I interpreted her comments as well.
20.11.2024 00:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hope Dallas and Houston both lose. I hope everything in Texas always loses everything.
19.11.2024 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
14.11.2024 18:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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