This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
21.11.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 14657 ๐ 2310 ๐ฌ 245 ๐ 152@abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
21.11.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 14657 ๐ 2310 ๐ฌ 245 ๐ 152Welcome to another episode of A Day in the Life of the British Media, ep 10872 www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
22.11.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I apologise for this, but I need everyone to join me in a rousing internal chorus of Where's the money from? to the tune of chirpy chirpy cheep cheep.
Because I shouldn't suffer alone and the Mail's last bid for the telegraph was funded by Qatar and Abu Dhabi I think
NEW: Reform UKโs former leader in Wales, Nathan Gill, has been jailed at the Old Bailey for 10 and a half years for taking bribes to make statements in favour of Russia when he was an MEP. Full story ๐
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
From the CWS ARCHIVES. May 2020. COVID. โLet the bodies pile highโ Johnson.
20.11.2025 16:12 โ ๐ 428 ๐ 132 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 5If you ever need some joy.. Cynthia Erivo is why I'm proud to be a south Londoner. Greg James is why I'm proud to listen to Radio 1. This moment is why I'm lucky to witness the best in humanity. So wonderfully wicked. ๐๐ฉท #WickedforGood
youtu.be/RcVHn1RvP40?...
Daily Express: "It's raving mad" front page - exclusive: "Anger as asylum seekers filmed partying at former RAF base"
There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
The vote was 427 to 1
The 1 "NO" vote: Republican Clay Higgins of Louisiana
A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
A Government of cowards.
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
maybe create a policy that he opposes & it wouldn't be such an issue then ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
17.11.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Many many congratulations to Labour for overseeing the mass exodus of voters cos your dumb shit is dumb shit. Couldn't have happened anywhere else.๐๐พ๐
17.11.2025 13:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fucking state of this ๐คฎ
17.11.2025 10:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So tired of this govt breaking my heart but moreover talking IDIOTIC NONSENSE WHICH WON'T WORK
16.11.2025 14:09 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 02015 Shabana Mahmood really needs to have a word with 2025 Shabana Mahmood
16.11.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 806 ๐ 300 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 33if you have nothing to do this weekend, i recommend you listen to dopamine by robyn, her first solo single in years. i've loved her art throughout the years, this is how much i love hearing brand new music from her!
15.11.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britainโs last remaining truly national institutions.
15.11.2025 16:14 โ ๐ 4114 ๐ 968 ๐ฌ 214 ๐ 38A group of Skittles used to spell out Sara Cox
Sara Cox completing her Great Northern marathon for BBC Children in Need
In case you haven't noticed, Sara Cox has been doing a roarsome, gruelling & incredible challenge; running five marathons in five days across northern England in aid for BBC Children in Need. So I used a bunch of skittles to spell out her name in honour of her achievements. We salute her always! ๐๐พ๐
14.11.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0screen grab of Sun Sport artilce about IOC ban for trans women including a picture of Cisgender Boxer Imame Khelife
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
10.11.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 4948 ๐ 1339 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 66Rupert Lowe has invited Wayne O'Rourke to parliament
O'Rourke pleaded guilty to stirring up race hatred, after calling for people to go on the streets, burn cars, to attack mosques + the "traitors" defending Muslims
Judge "You were not caught up in what others were doing, you were instigating it"
Why can't the BBC just be more impartial towards President Trump, like GB News, says Nigel Farage.
GB News:
It is (three minutes after) the 11th minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of the year.
11.11.2025 11:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bob Mortimer on Wilty
โI once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tvโ
10.11.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 5689 ๐ 1106 ๐ฌ 107 ๐ 39Written before the BBC resignations but this by @arusbridger.bsky.social is really worth reading. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/media/...
10.11.2025 07:26 โ ๐ 117 ๐ 65 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 10Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
10.11.2025 11:29 โ ๐ 5608 ๐ 1659 ๐ฌ 148 ๐ 73meanwhile, robbie gibb is STILL in the bbc board despite numerous conflicts of interest
09.11.2025 21:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Throughout his tenure as BBC director general, Tim Davie has used his position to appeal to the worst people, presided over a load of political bias (eg on Gaza & too much Reform airtime) & overseen a loss of confidence. No matter however hard he tries, he still won't get it. Good riddance to filth.
09.11.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Alan Carr as seen on the Celebrity Traitors
EXCLUSIVE: a brand new BBC director general has been announced
09.11.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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