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A joke who makes jokes, a writer who writes things & a very tired cricket fan. There will be Brooklyn 99 memes. For enquiries, email abdullahimohamed2002@yahoo.com

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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

21.11.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14657    ๐Ÿ” 2310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 245    ๐Ÿ“Œ 152
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Daily Mail owner strikes ยฃ500m deal to buy Telegraph titles Acquisition likely to trigger in-depth investigation by regulator after agreement between DMGT and Redbird IMI

Welcome to another episode of A Day in the Life of the British Media, ep 10872 www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...

22.11.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I apologise for this, but I need everyone to join me in a rousing internal chorus of Where's the money from? to the tune of chirpy chirpy cheep cheep.
Because I shouldn't suffer alone and the Mail's last bid for the telegraph was funded by Qatar and Abu Dhabi I think

22.11.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Reform UKโ€™s former Wales leader jailed for taking bribes for pro-Russia speeches Police say Nathan Gill received at least ยฃ40,000 while he was an MEP from Oleg Voloshyn, an alleged Russian asset

NEW: Reform UKโ€™s former leader in Wales, Nathan Gill, has been jailed at the Old Bailey for 10 and a half years for taking bribes to make statements in favour of Russia when he was an MEP. Full story ๐Ÿ‘‡

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

21.11.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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From the CWS ARCHIVES. May 2020. COVID. โ€˜Let the bodies pile highโ€™ Johnson.

20.11.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 428    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Cynthia Erivo surprises her old school with a tear-jerking performance
YouTube video by BBC Radio 1 Cynthia Erivo surprises her old school with a tear-jerking performance

If you ever need some joy.. Cynthia Erivo is why I'm proud to be a south Londoner. Greg James is why I'm proud to listen to Radio 1. This moment is why I'm lucky to witness the best in humanity. So wonderfully wicked. ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฉท #WickedforGood
youtu.be/RcVHn1RvP40?...

20.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Daily Express: "It's raving mad" front page - exclusive: "Anger as asylum seekers filmed partying at former RAF base"

Daily Express: "It's raving mad" front page - exclusive: "Anger as asylum seekers filmed partying at former RAF base"

There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.

There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.

And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."

19.11.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 361    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

The vote was 427 to 1

The 1 "NO" vote: Republican Clay Higgins of Louisiana

18.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 873    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggiโ€™s assassination Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

18.11.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29434    ๐Ÿ” 12382    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 667
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A Government of cowards.

Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.

They can't get away with this.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

17.11.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3247    ๐Ÿ” 1098    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

maybe create a policy that he opposes & it wouldn't be such an issue then ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

17.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Many many congratulations to Labour for overseeing the mass exodus of voters cos your dumb shit is dumb shit. Couldn't have happened anywhere else.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™„

17.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking state of this ๐Ÿคฎ

17.11.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So tired of this govt breaking my heart but moreover talking IDIOTIC NONSENSE WHICH WON'T WORK

16.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2015 Shabana Mahmood really needs to have a word with 2025 Shabana Mahmood

16.11.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 806    ๐Ÿ” 300    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

if you have nothing to do this weekend, i recommend you listen to dopamine by robyn, her first solo single in years. i've loved her art throughout the years, this is how much i love hearing brand new music from her!

15.11.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britainโ€™s last remaining truly national institutions.

15.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4114    ๐Ÿ” 968    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 214    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
A group of Skittles used to spell out Sara Cox

A group of Skittles used to spell out Sara Cox

Sara Cox completing her Great Northern marathon for BBC Children in Need

Sara Cox completing her Great Northern marathon for BBC Children in Need

In case you haven't noticed, Sara Cox has been doing a roarsome, gruelling & incredible challenge; running five marathons in five days across northern England in aid for BBC Children in Need. So I used a bunch of skittles to spell out her name in honour of her achievements. We salute her always! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’›

14.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screen grab of Sun Sport artilce about IOC ban for trans women including a picture of Cisgender Boxer Imame Khelife

screen grab of Sun Sport artilce about IOC ban for trans women including a picture of Cisgender Boxer Imame Khelife

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

10.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4948    ๐Ÿ” 1339    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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Rupert Lowe has invited Wayne O'Rourke to parliament

O'Rourke pleaded guilty to stirring up race hatred, after calling for people to go on the streets, burn cars, to attack mosques + the "traitors" defending Muslims

Judge "You were not caught up in what others were doing, you were instigating it"

11.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 243    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Why can't the BBC just be more impartial towards President Trump, like GB News, says Nigel Farage.

GB News:

10.11.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 791    ๐Ÿ” 237    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

It is (three minutes after) the 11th minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of the year.

11.11.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bob Mortimer on Wilty

Bob Mortimer on Wilty

โ€˜I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tvโ€™

10.11.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5689    ๐Ÿ” 1106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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The BBC has bigger impartiality problems than its coverage of Trump It is the BBCโ€™s entire governance structureโ€“rather than individual storiesโ€“that should cause most concern

Written before the BBC resignations but this by @arusbridger.bsky.social is really worth reading. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/media/...

10.11.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

10.11.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5608    ๐Ÿ” 1659    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73

meanwhile, robbie gibb is STILL in the bbc board despite numerous conflicts of interest

09.11.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throughout his tenure as BBC director general, Tim Davie has used his position to appeal to the worst people, presided over a load of political bias (eg on Gaza & too much Reform airtime) & overseen a loss of confidence. No matter however hard he tries, he still won't get it. Good riddance to filth.

09.11.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alan Carr as seen on the Celebrity Traitors

Alan Carr as seen on the Celebrity Traitors

EXCLUSIVE: a brand new BBC director general has been announced

09.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

09.11.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3691    ๐Ÿ” 893    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

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