Deep Truths with Pascal

Deep Truths with Pascal

@pascalseaotter.bsky.social

If you try something new, it's not new anymore, maaan.

56 Followers 0 Following 38 Posts Joined Apr 2025
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4 months ago
You ever wonder when an island stops being an island and turns into just…the land? Maaaaaaan!
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6 months ago
They say dress for the job you want. Maaan, that’s why I never wear a shirt.
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6 months ago
When someone tells you to hold your horses, you tell them no. Maaan, they’re way too heavy!
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6 months ago
Have you ever noticed there are rock stars but no roll stars? Whatever happened to rock AND roll, maaan?
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6 months ago
You gotta wonder why folks always ignore the elephant in the room. Elephants give the best advice, man.
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6 months ago
Talking’s pretty good, as things to do with your head go, but listening is where it’s at, maaan.
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6 months ago
You don’t want to miss the good ol’ days too much, or you might miss out on the good new days.
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6 months ago
Sometimes a delivery guy in a pizza hat is so much better than a knight in shining armor, maaan.
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6 months ago
They’re called “sea stars,” but how do we know who came first? Maybe stars should be called “sky fish.”
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6 months ago
Teach someone to fish and they’ll have fish for life. But if you give them a fish, that’s just, like, easier.
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7 months ago
We’ve got card sharks, pool sharks, loan sharks…. Sharks need better vocational training, maaan.
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7 months ago
I want a machine that turns toast back into soft bread. I’ve got too many toast regrets, maaan…
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7 months ago
What’s up with crossword puzzles, maaan? Why are they so upset? Why not kindword puzzles?
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7 months ago
Herding cats is hard. But you know what’s harder? Herding crocodiles. Maaan, they’ve got some attitude!
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7 months ago
Ever wonder why they call it a flower bed? They always seem real awake to me.
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7 months ago
They say you can’t compare apples to oranges, but that falls apart if you think about it for even one second.
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7 months ago
They say light is the fastest thing there is, but where is it GOING, maaan?
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7 months ago
Some folks will tell you not to buy a boat. Bet they’ll also tell you not to eat candy or listen to music!
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7 months ago
Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.
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7 months ago
If molecules are made of atoms, and atoms are made of even smaller things…like, how deep does this go?
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9 months ago
How come drawers are where you keep your drawers? Pointlessly confusing, maaan. No need for it.
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9 months ago
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I wonder what else might fit in there?
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9 months ago
They say you should only sleep like a third of the day, but that’s just a conspiracy by Big Consciousness.
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9 months ago
It’s more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow. But, like, a waterslide is more fun than ANY bike.
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9 months ago
Maaan, if you waste your time doing something you enjoy, then you don’t waste your time.
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9 months ago
Are fossils bones that turned to stone, or are bones just rocks in denial about their true nature?
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10 months ago
Constellations are just a hoax cooked up by Big Space. What do I see when I look up? Pinholes, maaan.
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10 months ago
If eyes are windows to the soul, is the mouth a garage door? Makes sense. I always forget to close mine.
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10 months ago
Friendship isn’t a boat you crew alone. You never know when you’ll need all hands on deck for a storm.
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10 months ago
Cheese is just milk that’s been lucky enough to age gracefully.
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