Ditaki

"waaaaaah but dems don't have the pow—" YOU DID HAVE THE POWER AND YOU FUCKING SQUANDERED IT AND HERE WE ARE

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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?

We should have never allowed a single cloud to flare anyway.

But I did make chili

I see we’re doing “just gotta get to Friday and then I can take it easy and get my energy back” for the rest of our lives

Perfect baby ☺️

:( but then Teddy so :)

[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking

Asking an entire engineering team to swarm on tickets that have no context, no description, no criteria for resolution, no discussion? You better believe I’m sending out job apps as you assign them

Making every project and product planning process amateur hour? I’ll send out job apps during it

Starting to think that I’m a spite-based job applicant

Fuck off Pete Buttigieg, openly gay ambassador from the Rat Faces

@govpritzker.illinois.gov is a fascist collaborator using the Executive Branch of the State of Illinois to assist the federal occupation & terrorism against his own people.

Oh I should start playing this again. BALL X PIT has taken my roguelike gaming time lately :D

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

Surrounding the burrito droid with a circle of salt so it remains contained for the exorcism

The ability to make the vehicle beep if you get in a vehicle. Every vehicle. Every time.

Honestly, I see it. Certainly gives big bulky bully energy for sure

Does anyone know if you can vote in a Democratic primary in Illinois if you register as an independent?

What would #74 Fullerton be?

Maybe someone should have retired from the Senate long before getting slapped would have even odds of breaking a hip
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Senator Durbin is getting ready to kick the football that Lucy (reprised by Leader Thune) is holding ready.

COVID was the ruling classes experiment to see if people would give up on the social contract to prioritize themselves, once they saw people were willing to let disabled, elderly and poor people die for their own convenience, they have slowly taken the mask fully off day by day and now we are here.

Fun fact, the government reopening and the BBB both happened because Senate democrats voted for it.

Don’t forget, it’s not you or your life they have in mind when they vote.

i don't know why so many people are mad at the dems for folding. a leopard can't change its spots no more than a city rat can stop eating garbage.

a democratic senator capitulating is no more a surprise than a cat with a single brain cell deciding to vomit on the rug and the dog lapping it up

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems.

My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in