@ditaki.bsky.social
100% gay, Twitter exile, other extraneous details. Chicago (the best city that’s trying its best)
Was it a huge dong?
27.01.2026 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know! Spread those battles around a little!
27.01.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know the strongest soldiers get the toughest missions but still :<
27.01.2026 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Plz
27.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chat seems like they’re pretty smart tbh!
27.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Todo:
1. Find missing to-do lists
Do it Jeffries, prove you’re not a coward
27.01.2026 20:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Then you’d actually be unstoppable
27.01.2026 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At some point it has to become custom commissions 😭
27.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Abolishing ICE is the moderate position
27.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hell, if I wanted to make up an answer I could do so too
26.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best is when it’s clearly copy-pasted because the way they talk and the way the answer reads are not at all the same
26.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hello 👋
26.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crazy to find out my senator has a number of people murdered by secret police he thinks is too many and the number is two but only if they’re white
25.01.2026 02:55 — 👍 141 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 1Yassssssss Kei Truck Kei Truck Kei Truck LETS GOOOO
23.01.2026 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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23.01.2026 20:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HE YELL!
22.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes? Obvi?
22.01.2026 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well yeah, it’s gonna be a wet ride
21.01.2026 16:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh! He’s the one who did My Brother’s Husband — that’s super cool. I did my undergrad in Japanese studies but didn’t directly carry it into graduate studies. That sounds like a really interesting line of research.
21.01.2026 06:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What was your thesis on?
21.01.2026 05:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gotta make sure you get front row seats 🤔
21.01.2026 05:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😭
21.01.2026 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How much did you spend on impulse buying some gay shit?
21.01.2026 04:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But like…how do you only discover a minor electrical issue on *Air Force 1* after take off?
21.01.2026 04:27 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Except with the tariffs, China *did* escalate against the US and ended up with the upper hand.
20.01.2026 13:43 — 👍 2781 🔁 495 💬 177 📌 16Durbin (v): to make a complete and total mess of something, to labor diligently in snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Example: “Though Mike studied all night, he Durbined the test, scoring only 2/100.”
20.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Durbin (v): to make a complete and total mess of something, to labor diligently in snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Example: “Though Mike studied all night, he Durbined the test, scoring only 2/100.”
20.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
