Sanchez

Sanchez

@ztcsanchez.bsky.social

Catfishing bigballs for the backdoor codes to the US Treasury

64 Followers 74 Following 567 Posts Joined Sep 2024
1 day ago

This is one of my favourite Hamble Lector threads

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6 days ago

I had a knee-high stack of The Plain Truth in my living room growing up, and I suppose that upbringing kind of helped offset the nuclear anxiety as we knew the world wouldn't end until all the Signs had appeared. I'd posit that evangelicals are peak woo

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6 days ago

There's a bit in the new Resident Evil game where you run around a zombie factory squirting zombies with an anti-zombie fire extinguisher that makes them swell up and explode like water balloons.
This section is immediately followed up by a three year old blind girl being shot in the stomach.

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6 days ago

I wonder how the former porn stars of the brief 1970s Megapube Explosion pay the rent these days

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6 days ago

until now I could have sworn that Turner and Hooch was the James Belushi movie

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1 week ago

Didn't he have Wagner and Ranson's Button Man on the go for a while too

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1 week ago
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SPINE-TINGLING! 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Dafydd Iwan belts out Yma o Hyd before Wales vs Austria! YouTube video by Virgin Media Sport

Dang dude deserves a Yma o Hyd for that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=emPh...

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1 week ago

I plumbed my own bathroom once and suffered trauma and anxiety easily comparable to Omaha Beach or the Battle of the Somme

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1 week ago

they were 0% worse than the scripts he actually got produced

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1 week ago

not bullied enough it would seem

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2 weeks ago
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Animaniacs SING-ALONG 🎀 | Wakko’s America | WB Kids YouTube video by WB Kids

I single-handedly destroyed the opposing team in a quiz night due to having inadvertently memorised this earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx6c...

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3 weeks ago

*guy curling a 7.5kg dumbbell* HNNNNGYAAAAAUUUURGGGGHHHHHHNNNNNNNffffffffff uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh *necks 25L protein shake*

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

I looked up all this GenZ slang that everyone's fretting about and it's cool, 90% of it is for defining interpersonal relationships and interactions so I don't need to bother learning it

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1 month ago

The Diageo Compliance Robot has logged your IP

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1 month ago

1 tablespoon and half a can of coconut milk per 500g of meat, work up from there. At least use Mae Ploy or Aroy-D, that Blue Dragon shit is fakesauce

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1 month ago
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Unhinged Headline from yesterday's Herald

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1 month ago

It was mostly me, for devilment

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1 month ago
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It's him, it's totally him

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1 month ago

You're right, the Japanese are a generation ahead of us when it comes to techno wanking and look at their birth rate

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2 months ago

how come your Brown Mixture has got opium in it, lucky devil

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2 months ago

Traditional GOP behaviour, just accelerated. They can all conveniently hide behind and blame Trump because he's fucking crazy. They know they can pick through the wreckage afterwards and get away with it.

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2 months ago
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Steranko, cosplaying as Tom of Finland

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2 months ago

I hated Ricky Gervais's After Life when it came out so i'm an order of magnitude more offended by how uncannily accurate it is to my own situation right now

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2 months ago

If only we could get rid of all these damn people

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2 months ago

If he keeps the tache and they go with the original Tom Selleck concept im in

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2 months ago
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Allen Ginsberg looks like Jeff Goldblum shared the teleporter with a shipping crate of Capstan Extra Strength and the daydreams of JoΓ«l Le Scouarnec

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Heck yeah

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2 months ago
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