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I had a knee-high stack of The Plain Truth in my living room growing up, and I suppose that upbringing kind of helped offset the nuclear anxiety as we knew the world wouldn't end until all the Signs had appeared. I'd posit that evangelicals are peak woo

There's a bit in the new Resident Evil game where you run around a zombie factory squirting zombies with an anti-zombie fire extinguisher that makes them swell up and explode like water balloons.
This section is immediately followed up by a three year old blind girl being shot in the stomach.

I wonder how the former porn stars of the brief 1970s Megapube Explosion pay the rent these days

until now I could have sworn that Turner and Hooch was the James Belushi movie

Didn't he have Wagner and Ranson's Button Man on the go for a while too

YouTube video by Virgin Media Sport SPINE-TINGLING! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Dafydd Iwan belts out Yma o Hyd before Wales vs Austria!

Dang dude deserves a Yma o Hyd for that
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I plumbed my own bathroom once and suffered trauma and anxiety easily comparable to Omaha Beach or the Battle of the Somme

they were 0% worse than the scripts he actually got produced

not bullied enough it would seem

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I single-handedly destroyed the opposing team in a quiz night due to having inadvertently memorised this earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx6c...

*guy curling a 7.5kg dumbbell* HNNNNGYAAAAAUUUURGGGGHHHHHHNNNNNNNffffffffff uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh *necks 25L protein shake*

I looked up all this GenZ slang that everyone's fretting about and it's cool, 90% of it is for defining interpersonal relationships and interactions so I don't need to bother learning it

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1 tablespoon and half a can of coconut milk per 500g of meat, work up from there. At least use Mae Ploy or Aroy-D, that Blue Dragon shit is fakesauce

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Unhinged Headline from yesterday's Herald

It was mostly me, for devilment

It's him, it's totally him

You're right, the Japanese are a generation ahead of us when it comes to techno wanking and look at their birth rate

how come your Brown Mixture has got opium in it, lucky devil

Traditional GOP behaviour, just accelerated. They can all conveniently hide behind and blame Trump because he's fucking crazy. They know they can pick through the wreckage afterwards and get away with it.

Steranko, cosplaying as Tom of Finland

I hated Ricky Gervais's After Life when it came out so i'm an order of magnitude more offended by how uncannily accurate it is to my own situation right now

If only we could get rid of all these damn people

If he keeps the tache and they go with the original Tom Selleck concept im in

Allen Ginsberg looks like Jeff Goldblum shared the teleporter with a shipping crate of Capstan Extra Strength and the daydreams of Joël Le Scouarnec

Heck yeah