@usefulnoise.bsky.social
Creeping socialist. Premature anti-rockist. Oldest living Racket editor. Saving my labor for insane reading. Subscribe to Racket, or at least read it. https://racketmn.com/author/keith-harris
Hell is other people, which means other people have to step up and actually inflict it
05.03.2026 20:33 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I've said it before, but these people have me rethinking my opposition to capital punishment
05.03.2026 20:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh
05.03.2026 19:25 β π 4161 π 810 π¬ 143 π 44
If she's never punished for any of this, who cares what "history" thinks?
History will forget her like it's forgotten so many shitty racist, murderous U.S. officials in the past.
"History" is the secular version of Hell, and just as imaginary.
Jessica Foster for DHS Secretary
05.03.2026 19:35 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary
05.03.2026 19:03 β π 3368 π 456 π¬ 24 π 12I'm sure she'll get to keep a plane or two.
05.03.2026 19:04 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Homeland"
05.03.2026 18:54 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah I'm a crank about this but I feel that most chatter like this has more to due with how old people are than any supposedly innate "generational" characteristic
05.03.2026 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Studies show that 100% of people over 30 will share stories that say "kids suck."
05.03.2026 17:00 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0who knows how real it is, but someone could totally write a half-assed "movies are making a comeback" trend piece, throw in some stuff about the need for communal enjoyment after covid, toss in letterboxd, and bam
05.03.2026 03:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0idk how it is out there, but around here arthouses are kinda booming, especially with younger audiences
05.03.2026 03:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nothing about this story seemed likely, until it did.
05.03.2026 02:17 β π 57 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1does anyone here possibly have connections to a yarn store or a bookstore or some other cozy space (with internet for hybrid option possibly?) where we could do this? i was floating this but there is interest !! :0
04.03.2026 20:41 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 9 π 0Haha my brother just dug this up
05.03.2026 01:10 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0coming soon to southwest minneapolis... minnesota's first farm stop!
04.03.2026 23:02 β π 46 π 7 π¬ 0 π 32026 nuclear family memeβ featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
04.03.2026 17:54 β π 12193 π 2507 π¬ 77 π 72This really is one of the most interesting questions you can ask someone.
05.03.2026 00:19 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0damn
05.03.2026 00:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The vocal fry really is the secret ingredient, and she knows not to overuse it.
05.03.2026 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hated the disco Suspicious Minds so much, it just didn't work rhythmically!
04.03.2026 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got a solid blue collar pedigree.
04.03.2026 22:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
One worked on the line at the Trenton GM plant.
The other was a drunk truck driver.
Ha, I've actually been aboard all along.
04.03.2026 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sometimes "delete" doesn't feel like a strong enough response
04.03.2026 18:02 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1On top of everything else, this great story from @matoswk.bsky.social made me very hungry for garlic bread.
04.03.2026 17:46 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0yeah, this one is my jam
04.03.2026 17:40 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if you have to read a western it's *absolutely* the one to read
04.03.2026 15:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0