Courtney Enlow

Courtney Enlow

@courtenlow.bsky.social

Writey lady

1,912 Followers 335 Following 904 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 days ago

Don’t punch down, just push forward. That’s literally all they need to do!

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3 days ago

“Reaching across the aisle to find common ground” is a beyond dead concept and these people refuse to realize it. What Dems reach across to offer is always antithetical to progress rather than actual universal improvements that would get them votes across the board!

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6 days ago

You ever get one of those super motivated to lean-in depression spikes? Like I’m ready to curl up and watch Chernobyl.

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1 week ago
Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
I hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, Rashida and I don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,
Rep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMace • 6h
My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.

I personally would not say shit to Ilhan Omar when her blood sugar is almost certainly at an ebb

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1 week ago
Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock

But I’m 41 now. 
Time to die.

I turned 41 Friday. It’s been real. ✌️

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1 week ago

And so much is bot-fueled, it’s basically reporting “we asked ChatGPT.”

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1 week ago

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

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1 week ago
Post image

This aged well. Note the author.

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1 week ago

This statement is appallingly bad--like, the administration *illegally bombed a school.* It's mind-boggling to me for this to be the reaction from a human, much less a purported leader of the Democratic Party. I need a new senator stat

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1 week ago

If FIFA did, for some reason, regularly give out a Peace Prize, you’d think #1 on the list of criteria for potential winners would be “do not start a war with another nation in the World Cup, directly before the start of the World Cup”

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1 week ago

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that?

And then they grew up to be even worse?

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1 week ago

max landis once yelled at me on twitter for criticizing cards against humanity which is a sentence from a mad libs book forged in one of the major hells

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1 week ago

Secretary Clinton has been trying to get the press let into the deposition.

Reminder: she wanted the hearing to be public, but Comer said no.

Now she’s saying that if Boebert is going to take photos and send them to people like Benny Johnson, then the press should be allowed into the deposition.

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4 months ago

As far as I'm concerned, the franchise ended for good with this scene right here from SCREAM 6.

So I'm just going to keep my money and pretend that #Scream7 (and any other #Scream movie made by Spyglass Entertainment) doesn't exist.

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2 weeks ago

For me, it's less about the "journalists need to stay out of fandom" reaction and more that sweeping staff cuts and deprioritization of culture coverage have made it even harder for journalists to write about fandom in the complex, thorough way it deserves

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2 weeks ago

The human form of a bot designed to be divisive. Cool.

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2 weeks ago
Cenk Uygur •
@cenkuygur
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Trump ran on anti-war. And now he is going to start a disastrous war. This is not like the others. We're going in big and Iran can hit back. Iran is four times size of Iraq. This is going to be a nightmare. He sold you out for his donors. Nobody voted for another war for Israel.

Fuck. This. Guy,

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2 weeks ago

I don’t know how to write normal human conversations because I don’t know how to have normal human conversations.

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2 weeks ago

It is very challenging to face the reality that these people simultaneously believe themselves to be big brave heroes.

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2 weeks ago

I hate Trump and his minions, but not as much as I hate all of his colleagues in the Republican Party, who continue to watch Trump's ongoing destruction of the country while doing nothing to stop it. A handful of defectors could end all of this tomorrow.

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2 weeks ago

Be normal challenge: be accepting of bodies/body parts without fetishizing them.

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2 weeks ago

We cannot take another “I love my curvy wife” at this time. We are at capacity.

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2 weeks ago

Separately, I would like men to stop and consider how they display their support on this matter, because a lot of you are making it weird.

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2 weeks ago

We now as a society have literal confirmation that fatphobia is rooted in pedophilia, so act accordingly.

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2 weeks ago

40 years ago Josie went on a vacation far away with her girls and I hope she cheated right back.

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2 weeks ago

We’ve been convinced for so long that we’re supposed to look like teenage boys with breasts, completely hairless, without a wrinkle or a mark on our skin. And it was a bunch of pedophiles telling us that.

The damage done to women and girls is incalculable.

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2 weeks ago

The Pink line started when I was in high school, and I remember then feeling like “I’m not old enough for this, this feels weird” and declared myself a prude that just needed to deal with it and be normal.

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2 weeks ago

Please be patient with women. We have had to think *so much* about rape, sexual assault, trauma, and child sexual abuse lately.

Like, more than usual.

And that’s saying something.

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3 weeks ago

Palantir, the real victims here.

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3 weeks ago

Is this about Wuthering fucking Heights?

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