Mr Brown would disagree
28.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mr Brown would disagree
28.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I won't believe it until I see a picture of him with Paddington
28.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 93 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0So called because the only non-indigenous allowed are pandas.
28.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's become the very definition of a poisoned chalice
28.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Michael is none too sure about a visitor to her garden. Fortunately, there's a window between them.
27.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 190 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 3None of that going on
26.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not sure that's a high accolade
26.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Can I not be that present?
26.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Back home and reunited with Michael
26.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 271 🔁 15 💬 23 📌 0Some may call into question your previous mending
24.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell me something – a small thing – you really really love. Mine is this quote from an interview with Mackenzie Crook about his writing shed: “It’s not a ‘man cave’, there’s no calendar of saucy ladies or beer cooler (although I do have a fridge where my tortoises hibernate in the colder months).”
23.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 479 🔁 77 💬 194 📌 57
Working away this week, but I got a quick scritch in with Michael before heading off
22.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 141 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0It's a little larger than a Nighthawk
22.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CHANTS: Ur so old it's unbelievable.
Happy birthday, pal. X
Do you know the answer or even how to parse it?
20.02.2026 08:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's gibberish.
20.02.2026 08:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🚨 THIS JOKE IS REVERSING BEEP BEEP 🚨
20.02.2026 08:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Michael adopts a more sibilant approach than Descartes:
"I sink, therefore I am"
Tbf that's what he wears on his birthday.
20.02.2026 07:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Be more Michael.
19.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 177 🔁 9 💬 13 📌 0Usually doesn't work like that. Police can only hold for an aggregate time so they probably want to go off and do some digging, then get him back in again.
19.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Will it be better than Andrew's 66th?
19.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 72 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 0Sounds like a rubbish thief
18.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
17th February menu options
BROKE - nothing special
WOKE - pancakes
BESPOKE - Giant Valentine's Pasty
(20p for scale)
Unfamiliar dry sky, but familiarly damp underfoot
17.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 60 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Particularly in zoom. Why should that make it worse?
16.02.2026 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bit later on the Common today, and rewarded with a lovely bright morning
16.02.2026 09:26 — 👍 60 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Good morning to the enormous lad in my bath first thing
16.02.2026 09:05 — 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 22 📌 0Vader is particularly put out by a rebel assault occurring between two parked cars.
15.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
