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David KC

@davidmuttering.bsky.social

Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

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Ta. And apparently it's in the Alt Text which i missed.

02.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Which city is shown?

02.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

And built after the invention of the internal combustion engine

02.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The number of times when I've been outside the north east and found a restaurant 5 minutes walk from my hotel that's only (safely) accessible by vehicle...

02.03.2026 14:20 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lovely morning on the Common

02.03.2026 09:12 — 👍 47    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Mr Brown would disagree

28.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I won't believe it until I see a picture of him with Paddington

28.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 101    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 0

So called because the only non-indigenous allowed are pandas.

28.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's become the very definition of a poisoned chalice

28.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Michael is none too sure about a visitor to her garden. Fortunately, there's a window between them.

27.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 193    🔁 14    💬 5    📌 3

None of that going on

26.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not sure that's a high accolade

26.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Can I not be that present?

26.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Back home and reunited with Michael

26.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 273    🔁 15    💬 23    📌 1

Some may call into question your previous mending

24.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him ALT: a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him
24.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tell me something – a small thing – you really really love. Mine is this quote from an interview with Mackenzie Crook about his writing shed: “It’s not a ‘man cave’, there’s no calendar of saucy ladies or beer cooler (although I do have a fridge where my tortoises hibernate in the colder months).”

23.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 479    🔁 77    💬 194    📌 57
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Working away this week, but I got a quick scritch in with Michael before heading off

22.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 142    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 0

It's a little larger than a Nighthawk

22.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CHANTS: Ur so old it's unbelievable.

Happy birthday, pal. X

21.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you know the answer or even how to parse it?

20.02.2026 08:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's gibberish.

20.02.2026 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🚨 THIS JOKE IS REVERSING BEEP BEEP 🚨

20.02.2026 08:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Michael adopts a more sibilant approach than Descartes:
"I sink, therefore I am"

20.02.2026 07:58 — 👍 250    🔁 21    💬 12    📌 0

Tbf that's what he wears on his birthday.

20.02.2026 07:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Be more Michael.

19.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 178    🔁 9    💬 13    📌 0

Usually doesn't work like that. Police can only hold for an aggregate time so they probably want to go off and do some digging, then get him back in again.

19.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Will it be better than Andrew's 66th?

19.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 73    🔁 9    💬 8    📌 0

Sounds like a rubbish thief

18.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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17th February menu options

BROKE - nothing special

WOKE - pancakes

BESPOKE - Giant Valentine's Pasty
(20p for scale)

17.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 100    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0