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David KC

@davidmuttering.bsky.social

Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

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Lovely stuff!

07.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Moorhens only chase Victors.

07.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Her full name is Sir Michael Atherton...

06.03.2026 06:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nah.

06.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having visited Brent Magistrates Court for one of my very earliest hearings in April 1997, I shall not be doing that.

05.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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While I'm away, Michael has helpfully alphabetised my ancient CD collection

05.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 204    🔁 8    💬 13    📌 1

Ta. And apparently it's in the Alt Text which i missed.

02.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Which city is shown?

02.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

And built after the invention of the internal combustion engine

02.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The number of times when I've been outside the north east and found a restaurant 5 minutes walk from my hotel that's only (safely) accessible by vehicle...

02.03.2026 14:20 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lovely morning on the Common

02.03.2026 09:12 — 👍 52    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Mr Brown would disagree

28.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I won't believe it until I see a picture of him with Paddington

28.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 101    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 0

So called because the only non-indigenous allowed are pandas.

28.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's become the very definition of a poisoned chalice

28.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Michael is none too sure about a visitor to her garden. Fortunately, there's a window between them.

27.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 198    🔁 14    💬 5    📌 3

None of that going on

26.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not sure that's a high accolade

26.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Can I not be that present?

26.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Back home and reunited with Michael

26.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 275    🔁 15    💬 23    📌 1

Some may call into question your previous mending

24.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him ALT: a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him
24.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tell me something – a small thing – you really really love. Mine is this quote from an interview with Mackenzie Crook about his writing shed: “It’s not a ‘man cave’, there’s no calendar of saucy ladies or beer cooler (although I do have a fridge where my tortoises hibernate in the colder months).”

23.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 479    🔁 77    💬 194    📌 57
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Working away this week, but I got a quick scritch in with Michael before heading off

22.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 144    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 0

It's a little larger than a Nighthawk

22.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CHANTS: Ur so old it's unbelievable.

Happy birthday, pal. X

21.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you know the answer or even how to parse it?

20.02.2026 08:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's gibberish.

20.02.2026 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🚨 THIS JOKE IS REVERSING BEEP BEEP 🚨

20.02.2026 08:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Michael adopts a more sibilant approach than Descartes:
"I sink, therefore I am"

20.02.2026 07:58 — 👍 252    🔁 21    💬 12    📌 0