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Ashlie Hammond

@ashliehammond.bsky.social

She/her Writer, maker, crafter, and gamer. Too old to drink coffee before bed, but still young enough to be mad about it.

221 Followers  |  179 Following  |  144 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  1.8109

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Wow. Just passed a FedEx Truck on the highway fully engulfed in flames on the way to dinner.

14.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we’re renewing the no knives outside of the kitchen rule…

21.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I said.

21.09.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes. You know any Fallout cosplayers looking to add realistic personal touches?

14.09.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s saying a lot given that there are many awesome things about DragonCon.

02.09.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So this year at #DragonCon we started a new tradition and watched the parade live while vending in the AA. Turns out DragonCon TV access is really affordable and we’re totally getting it every year now.

02.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You too! Really looking forward to the DragonCon energy this year!

23.08.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a paper sign showing a brown thrasher (bird) incorrctly labeled as a tri colored blackbird.

Picture of a paper sign showing a brown thrasher (bird) incorrctly labeled as a tri colored blackbird.

Is @monkeyminion.com prepping for #DragonCon by making even more Borbs for his Summer of the Borbs? Yes. Is the lack of sleep showing? Also yes.

20.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Gencon you beautiful beast! Dodge the crowds and say hi if you can while @monkeyminion.com and I are still almost able to communicate!

31.07.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are we bagging a new print in the hotel room before GenCon starts tomorrow? You bet we are! (Booth number 2831.)

31.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of uncut stickers showing an orange cat with the words 100% Intelligence Free

Picture of uncut stickers showing an orange cat with the words 100% Intelligence Free

Because@monkeyminion is never done making art for #SDCC, I’m cutting out this sticker…

16.07.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I decided to make a villain (invasive species). I named this spotted lanternfly Sephiroth after a fellow evil beautyπŸ–€
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#spottedlanternfly #insect #entomology #invasivespecies

03.06.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually talked to a real person in my Rep’s office! I was so shocked, I almost hung up. πŸ˜‚

(Call your congress people.)

01.05.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.

She has been on a govt salary for years.

Something aint right

22.04.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 57566    πŸ” 10828    πŸ’¬ 3106    πŸ“Œ 535
A small bird with shimmering green feathers and a long, pointed black bill perches on a short branch. Its throat is pale with a hint of yellow, and the background is softly blurred in natural tones.

A small bird with shimmering green feathers and a long, pointed black bill perches on a short branch. Its throat is pale with a hint of yellow, and the background is softly blurred in natural tones.

Female Rufous-tailed Jacamar at @tapirvalley.bsky.social

#birds #nature #costarica

22.04.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1131    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

Today’s post cards to my Congress people are a reminder that the Constitution requires due process for everyone and respecting that protects everyone - including citizens.

18.04.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to purposefully make calls to my Congress people after office hours because I hate talking to people on the phone. Lately I’ve been trying to actually speak to someone during the day and they aren’t answering the phone.

18.04.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Support the USPS πŸ’™

17.04.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5039    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 67

Working on a possible idea for SDCC. SoCal folks! What is your favorite Southern California Bird? #sdcc

18.04.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
People magazine headline reading After Dire Wolves Are Resurrected, Trump Administration Says U.S.
Endangered Species List
Should 'Go Extinct'

People magazine headline reading After Dire Wolves Are Resurrected, Trump Administration Says U.S. Endangered Species List Should 'Go Extinct'

There’s many reasons why we (ecologists, conservation biologists) are pissed about the GMO gray wolves.

13.04.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

#NEW: The House has also voted to overturn the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's rule limiting overdraft fees to $5.

217-211. All yay votes were GOP, 1 GOP plus all voting Dems were nay.

The big banks won. Regular people lost.

09.04.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 34

I’ll admit that I have to work at it to pronounce it the NASA way.

09.04.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

09.04.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23573    πŸ” 4652    πŸ’¬ 417    πŸ“Œ 151

Hey, everyone! We’re Adobe and we’re here to connect creatives to createry so they can create and be flying about like petals on the wind in a magical creative land of creative creatingness!

Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!

Yours,
Adobe

09.04.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3165    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 14

God help anyone in range if we start trying to be musical.

09.04.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if I come out of this actually having been forced to understand the stock market, I'm going to be so fucking pissed

09.04.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

Tonight’s post cards to my Congress people are about social security offices and a reminder that my fellow Kansans in rural areas must have access to them.

(The calls were about tariffs. Because I’m not going to stop calling until they do their jobs.)

09.04.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight’s phone calls were about tariffs, but this time I was able to thank Sen. Moran for joining Sen Grassley and ask my other Sen and Rep to show similar leadership and concern for Kansans.

08.04.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your anger is warranted because all of this was avoidable.

07.04.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7134    πŸ” 1177    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 38

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