Ashlie Hammond

Ashlie Hammond

@ashliehammond.bsky.social

She/her Writer, maker, crafter, and gamer. Too old to drink coffee before bed, but still young enough to be mad about it.

229 Followers 182 Following 151 Posts Joined Jun 2023
1 week ago
Picture of a Great Blue Heron on San Diego Mission Bay marina at sunset.

Great Blue Heron at Sunset. And boats. San Diego, you’re so pretty.

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1 week ago
Picture of a box of Girl Scout cookies taken outside at San Diego Bird Fest.

They came to our table, what was I suppose to do - NOT buy cookies? #SanDiegoBirdFest26

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2 weeks ago

Thank you, David.

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3 weeks ago
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notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

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3 weeks ago

Hey writers - would you like to shit all over yourself, and them smear that shit all over your readers, and then for fun, take another shit on yourself and smear it all over people in movie theatres? IF SO have we got a plan for you!

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3 weeks ago

I am begging for a button that tells Acrobat I will *never* want an AI summary, but especially for this document that I f@cking wrote.

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1 month ago

Woohoo it’s a balmy 33 degrees right now so maybe I’ll actually go outside.

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1 month ago

Also enjoying Fresca and cranberry juice lately.

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1 month ago
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Keeping the message to my reps short and easy to understand.

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3 months ago

Getting into the holiday spirit by doing laundry and listening to a six part Jack the Ripper series from one of my history podcasts. What about y’all?

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4 months ago

Wow. Just passed a FedEx Truck on the highway fully engulfed in flames on the way to dinner.

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5 months ago

I think we’re renewing the no knives outside of the kitchen rule…

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5 months ago

That’s what I said.

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5 months ago

Yikes. You know any Fallout cosplayers looking to add realistic personal touches?

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6 months ago

And that’s saying a lot given that there are many awesome things about DragonCon.

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6 months ago

So this year at #DragonCon we started a new tradition and watched the parade live while vending in the AA. Turns out DragonCon TV access is really affordable and we’re totally getting it every year now.

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6 months ago

You too! Really looking forward to the DragonCon energy this year!

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6 months ago
Picture of a paper sign showing a brown thrasher (bird) incorrctly labeled as a tri colored blackbird.

Is @monkeyminion.com prepping for #DragonCon by making even more Borbs for his Summer of the Borbs? Yes. Is the lack of sleep showing? Also yes.

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7 months ago

Hello Gencon you beautiful beast! Dodge the crowds and say hi if you can while @monkeyminion.com and I are still almost able to communicate!

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7 months ago
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Are we bagging a new print in the hotel room before GenCon starts tomorrow? You bet we are! (Booth number 2831.)

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7 months ago
Picture of uncut stickers showing an orange cat with the words 100% Intelligence Free

Because@monkeyminion is never done making art for #SDCC, I’m cutting out this sticker…

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9 months ago
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I decided to make a villain (invasive species). I named this spotted lanternfly Sephiroth after a fellow evil beauty🖤
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#spottedlanternfly #insect #entomology #invasivespecies

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10 months ago

I actually talked to a real person in my Rep’s office! I was so shocked, I almost hung up. 😂

(Call your congress people.)

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10 months ago

Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.

She has been on a govt salary for years.

Something aint right

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10 months ago
A small bird with shimmering green feathers and a long, pointed black bill perches on a short branch. Its throat is pale with a hint of yellow, and the background is softly blurred in natural tones.

Female Rufous-tailed Jacamar at @tapirvalley.bsky.social

#birds #nature #costarica

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10 months ago

Today’s post cards to my Congress people are a reminder that the Constitution requires due process for everyone and respecting that protects everyone - including citizens.

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10 months ago

I used to purposefully make calls to my Congress people after office hours because I hate talking to people on the phone. Lately I’ve been trying to actually speak to someone during the day and they aren’t answering the phone.

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10 months ago
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Support the USPS 💙

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10 months ago

Working on a possible idea for SDCC. SoCal folks! What is your favorite Southern California Bird? #sdcc

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11 months ago
People magazine headline reading After Dire Wolves Are Resurrected, Trump Administration Says U.S.
Endangered Species List
Should 'Go Extinct'

There’s many reasons why we (ecologists, conservation biologists) are pissed about the GMO gray wolves.

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