At 12 days to 36 years old, I got questioned on my ID at a concert where I was “how do you do fellow kids” personified.
Sunscreen and retinol, my dudes.
I was already torn on whether I wanted to wear my Trogdor shirt or flowy sleeve princess shirt to the show tonight. Now I have to consider my Fuck ICE crop.
Decisions, decisions 🧐
Someone was a very good girl for her trim and nail cutting 🥰 #DogsofBluesky
BBNO$ tonight to kick off birthday partying 😍😍
(It’s not until the end of the month but shhh)
There’s a non-zero chance I cry during this Jeff Kaplan interview.
Papa Jeff 😭
Good morning! It’s a good day to remember that sexually harassing women wasn’t enough to deter @repespaillat.bsky.social from endorsing Cuomo in last year’s mayoral primary.
Where do I send the cookies for @darializaforny.bsky.social ?
Didn’t Hermes tell him to fuck off?
I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t want our military comprised of people who think it’s appropriate to describe killing as “fun”.
Go back to Call of Duty, you sick fucks.
Every photo I see of Rubio, Vance and the other beta boys wearing their oversized clown shoes from Dear Cheeto, I can’t help but think of this:
When I said I wanted to live like it was 2006 again, I meant I wanted to play World of Warcraft and watch Scrubs. Not be lied to about WMDs by the government.
Please tell me it was some woke black sheep third cousin who chipped in $69 during a twitch stream?
You don’t have a constitutional right to buy beer or ride a plane. You do have a constitutional right to vote. See the difference?
News flash, icky vicky: being a pedo isn’t a protected class
If you have to send in a spy to figure out the campaign strategy is “be a normal human”, “meet people where they’re at”, and “don’t suck”, you probably don’t have the chops to be a US representative…
Yay Glens Falls! If (when 😉) you guys go back, check out Common Roots Brewing; they have great food and a lovely outdoor area.
I’d love a day when I drive the upstate back roads and not see MAGA/Stefanik signs.
Turalyon = boomer vet dad
Arator = woke millenial son
This is my new bff Decimus. He’s an aspiring writer and overall pretty cool guy.
If you’re mean to him I swear to N’Zoth I will Mind Blast you until void spills from all your orifices #WoW
Ok I’m adding this to the future project list.
Who needs fancy crafting equipment like a light backed tracing mat when you can piece together shit laying around the living room junk pile 😂😂 #embroidery
for the youths who werent around for the iraq installment
- dont believe anything the govt says about progress
- no the democrats dont have to say getting rid of the baddie was good and therefore they have to support the war
- the war needs to be ended
- the media is not your ally and they love war
You know, I don’t see any paragons of the Light stepping up and doing good work like this.
The Void can also consume kindness 🥰
Since bf hit 90 on Friday, I’ve been consulting on important plot points during my leveling through Voidstorm #WoW
(And this was before I found the book at Howling Ridge 😉)
Daylight pic of Midnight nails because they are too damn cute 🥰
Got through login hell just in time for the pizza rolls to be done. Bonus, I had time during the wait to finish my void nails. #WoW
Ok I’ve got Doritos, pizza rolls, and a nice fresh stash of Pineapple Express. Time to do some void vibe nails then gaming ❤️
Happy Midnight launch for all who celebrate 🎉 May your Dorito dust stay out of your keyboard and your Code Red be chilled #WoW
In our defense, it brings out the gloriousness of the glowing tentacles.
Honorary mentions to Ner’zhul and Y’shaarj, whose corrupting influences of Arthas and Garrosh capture his Wormtongue-esque essence.
