๐ฆ๐ Bet u wanna touch it @arcadegig.bsky.social
06.02.2026 23:43 โ ๐ 1542 ๐ 288 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0@regulusursinus.bsky.social
midwestern koopa-coded bator. ๐ฆ๐ช regulusursinus on bw. โจ NSFW alt ๐
๐ฆ๐ Bet u wanna touch it @arcadegig.bsky.social
06.02.2026 23:43 โ ๐ 1542 ๐ 288 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0Bruno sent you a selfie๐บ
30.01.2026 15:19 โ ๐ 4956 ๐ 999 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 2the author's erect phallus, ventral view
saturday evening peen
18.01.2026 03:48 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0photo of the author in a pink shirt with Jennifer Coolidge on it and her iconic line "these gays! They're trying to murder me!" and also my penis, face is cropped out
the gays are, in fact, trying to murder me
#fcf
also my husband fucked me right after he took this photo ๐ฅฐ
16.01.2026 19:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the absolute urge to post the uncropped version and the one that shows all my tattoos and arm veins, unreal
16.01.2026 19:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0photo of the author in a pink shirt with Jennifer Coolidge on it and her iconic line "these gays! They're trying to murder me!" and also my penis, face is cropped out
the gays are, in fact, trying to murder me
#fcf
Im always OK ๐
29.11.2024 11:28 โ ๐ 590 ๐ 348 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 33guess I need more practice
16.01.2026 04:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0fuck I don't know how to do it consistently but there is a specific pattern of breathing and pressure that opens my energy centers to the point where I fully go into another plane of existence
16.01.2026 04:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the author seated on a zafu in half lotus pulling down his waist and to release an impressive erection
every morning this week without fail I have endured my morning meditation in this condition
#cock #bator
thumbs up if you want to read a treatise on the conscious use of weed, poppers, and peen to open the doors of perception via sensory flooding
10.01.2026 22:33 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1the author's erect phallus and balls poking out through green pajama bottoms
and a happy #fcf to you too
09.01.2026 02:50 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0am I actually demisexual or was I just dehydrated at the NYE pig party idk
03.01.2026 05:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I love being a dumb monkey
04.11.2025 19:17 โ ๐ 943 ๐ 127 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 6Practicing what I preach
22.12.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 282 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1the author's fat greasy hog
it's #fcf somewhere
13.12.2025 05:26 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0an erect male phallus
Venus day is penis day #fcf
06.09.2024 17:03 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Furry belly and erect penis surrounded by blankets and sheets
Hump day boner
10.12.2025 14:02 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember this lovely Krampus animation by an artist who would like to remain anonymous?
11.12.2025 22:13 โ ๐ 5016 ๐ 995 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 3the author's chubbed but not erect phallus flopped over to the side
behold, a hog
02.12.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0maybe I'm god's special baby after all
25.11.2025 04:43 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0spontaneous sex? on a weeknight!?? unbelievable
25.11.2025 04:43 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0truly doing an invaluable service to our community
20.11.2025 05:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The holy trinity for bators. Porn, Poppers and Lube now streaming on soundcloud soundcloud.com/david-maier-...
15.11.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1join me in setting a "get some dick" intention
15.11.2025 05:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0selfie of the author in bed in a goldenrod Henley and no pants showing a proud erection
it's still #fcf right?
08.11.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 66 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Repost if you'd ride it ๐
07.11.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 1830 ๐ 218 ๐ฌ 41 ๐ 12Repost if you'd relax and beat your meat with dad ๐
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