Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@patricksamphire.bsky.social

Fantasy writer | Freelance developmental editor | Former physicist. #SPFBO/#BBNYA finalist. He/him. Around the web and my books: http://linktr.ee/patricksamphire 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights No generative AI ever.

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A screenshot of a post by Maya Forstater on X (formerly Twitter). The main image is a dark, blue-tinted selfie of Forstater in the foreground, wearing glasses and a patterned scarf. Behind her is a large, crowded concert arena with a brightly lit stage in the distance. Below the photo is a quote-repost from "The Lies They Tell" (@sarahstuartxx) which reads:
​"Join me tonight as I cover live the thrills and spills of the Trans Mission Live concert. Turns include Zack Polanski, Beth Ditto and a bunch of people you’ve never heard of. Literally hundreds of people attending the #FoxKillersVanityProject" A screenshot of a post by Julie Bindel on X featuring the hashtag #TransMission. The image shows a candid, side-profile photo of a woman with short dark hair wearing a long-sleeved green shirt. She is leaning against a black metal railing in what appears to be a dimly lit venue with purple ambient lighting.

It's really funny how Maya Forstater and Julie Bindel spend all their time online fearmongering about how trans people are dangers to women and children yet they went to a stadium full of 10k trans people and nothing at all happened to them.

Thanks for the donation, hope you enjoyed the show!

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Want to see what all the books in the Magic Noir (fantasy mystery) StoryBundle are about? Check out the 1 minute video below!

storybundle.com/magic

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U.S. Air Force B-1 And B-52 Bombers Now Striking Iran From The UK The U.S. Air Force now operates three distinct bomber aircraft, all of which can trace their development back to the Cold War.

US bombers loading up on UK airstrips before raining down bombs on Iran.

Parliament wasn't consulted - and polling shows huge numbers oppose it.

When do MPs get a say over our involvement in this war?

www.forbes.com/sites/peters...

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I think my eyes might not thank me for the amount of strain.

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I'm using a 13" MacBook, which has a pretty good screen. I do think I would have done better if I'd tried harder, because after a few mistakes, I realised that I could actually find the boundary if I spent a little while looking.

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A digital dawn sky (created in Terragen Sky). A caption against the clouds: "A man is not dead while his name is still spoken." And below, the hashtag: #GNU Terry Pratchett.

#GNUTerryPratchett

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Conservatives and Reform TOGETHER doing worse than David Cameron with young voters.

Stop saying young voters are heading right, they are not

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that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

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Graphic showing the covers of all fourteen books that are available as part of the Magic Noir Story Bundle. The bundle is available March 5th to April 2nd.

The list of books is as follows:

Dexter & Sinister: Detecting Agents, by Keith W. Dickinson.
The British Bureau For Arcane Crime, by Phil Parker.
Resurrection Men, by David Craig.
Mushroom Blues, by Adrian M. Gibson.
Kalanon's Rising, by Darian Smith.
Ducket & Dyer: Dicks For Hire, by G.M. Nair.
The Hallows, by H.L. Tinsley.
Legacy Of The Brightwash, by Krystle Matar.
New York Minute, by Stephen Aryan.
Kept From Cages, by Phil Williams.
Madame Antie's Hotel Grotesque, by Milo James Fowler.
The Eye Collector, by Simon Kewin.
Poison And Power, by M. Patrick Duggan.
Shadow Of A Dead God, by Patrick Samphire.

Through April 2nd, you can get a StoryBundle of 14 #magicnoir books from some spectacular indie authors (and me) for just $25 bucks!

Also, I just had a kid, so any little money you can throw my way would be appreciated.

storybundle.com/magic

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girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

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nigel farage tweet:

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes.
This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

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And yet every time you see a picture of the same 23 terfs looking miserable in a field somewhere, we're told they're the majority opinion

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The reason English spelling is full of inconsistencies and silent letters is because it’s not simply encoding how words sound.

If English spelling were aiming to represent sound it would indeed be a total failure.

But English spelling encodes words' meaning and history as well.

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Pitch an unnecessary sequel

The Mist 2: Mist Opportunities

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100,000 trans people & allies fill central London for Trans Pride.

Mainstream media: nothing

Thousands of trans people & allies fill Wembley Arena for pro-trans gig with massive names like Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Sugarbabes.

Mainstream media: nothing.

This is what extreme media bias looks like.

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I have no idea how good this is. I do know I should have spent a little longer on some of them. I wonder how much influence your monitor has on this.

www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

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Cover of Of The Emperor’s Kindness by Chaz Brenchley. Art by Ben Baldwin.

Image is of a young woman in a long pale dress stood outside the gates of a large, wooden mansion. The word ‘Verantha’ is written on the gates. White birds fly above her.

"I will read anything Chaz Brenchley writes. His prose is melted butter with tarragon, and his characters and worldbuilding equally delicious. Open this book to any page, and you will find something to delight you." - Ellen Kushner on Of the Emperor's Kindness
wizardstowerpress.co...

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Happy book birthday, Catie!

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English needs a grammatical case to
indicate, 'l wish to complain about the thing,
but I only want sympathy, not suggestions or
feedback.'

colubrina

If such a case existed, I would have used it
for this post, and perhaps people would have
been less forthcoming with their feedback
and suggestions...
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After a series of fatal strikes involving civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, Congress directed the Pentagon to reduce civilian casualties as part of a 2019 law. During the Biden administration, the Defense Department created the Civilian Harm Mitigation and Response initiative.

The civilian mitigation teams – cut by 90% by Hegseth – work with military commanders on target planning, and making sure that targets are actually military sites. The teams help come up with "no strike" lists, including religious and cultural sites and schools

I knew that the Department of War shot a missile into a school & killed 175 civilians, mostly children.

This is learned today:

Secretary of War Hegseth had cut the teams assigned to prevent such tragedies by 90%.
www.npr.org/2026/03/11/n...

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The Green Party's Mothin Ali on the importance of community spaces and how the Green Party has a plan to invest £5 billion to revive them #C4News

"People are angry, our country is divided. And I get it"

"One of the main reasons is the loss of our country's social infrastructure"

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Join me tonight as I cover live the thrills and spills of the Trans Mission Live concert. Turns include Zack Polanski, Beth Ditto and a bunch of people you've never heard of. Literally hundreds of pe...

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Even for them this is beyond embarrassing. I'm sorry you've never heard of Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor or Wolf Alice, you fucking weirdos

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Zack on stage at wembley.

Trans rights are human rights.

Thank you, Wembley.

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22 hours ago

I'm getting questions about why there are trans characters in my Fantasy novel.

There's a simple answer: trans people don't need to justify existing.

Glad to clear that up!

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1 year ago

Victor Frankenstein: Elizabeth, I love you more than just a cousin my parents adopted after your mother died. Marry me!
Elizabeth: Ooh, this is a rough start.
Victor: Don’t worry, later editions drop the cousin thing and just make you my adopted sister/fiancé.
Elizabeth: yay?

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Transgender Chili’s manager fired over ‘personal values and lifestyle,’ lawsuit says Exclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated ‘for the same reasons’

EXCLUSIVE | Transgender Chili’s manager fired because ‘personal values and lifestyle did not align’ with chain’s, lawsuit says

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Omg what???

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Thousands of pets being abandoned in Dubai as owners flee over Iran war RSPCA say animals could become ‘hidden victims’ of conflict as charities in Gulf city report being overwhelmed

You know, I'm not in the slightest bit surprised that people happy to live in a state run on slave labour would abandon their pets at the drop of a hat.

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19 hours ago
3 copies of Enchanting The Fae Queen by Stephanie Burgis. They are pale green with swirly font.

@stephanieburgis.bsky.social loooook!!! (Seen at Forbidden Planet, London. Not shown: both hb and pb copies of Wooing The Witch Queen) 😍

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23 hours ago

actually I would pay good legal tender for banknotes with dinosaurs on them

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