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Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You - Hayley DeRoche Your last words But before them What to murmur to a lover in bed What to say in the group chat when someone's Sister mother brother is dead and The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal Your wedding toast, too Your best friend's birthday roast You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast. You can cradle to grave away Every warm human word You could ever have said And when they chisel your gravestone For your final rest We can ask ChatGPT Because it knew you best

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I Know What You Did Last Sumer

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Please injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm to prove that you're not a robot reCAPTCHA

Crypto Investor Donates £9 Million to Reform UK After Nigel Farage Plugs His Company and Tells Industry 'I Am Your Champion' The Reform leader recently used media interviews to back Christopher Harborne's company while promising to cut taxes and regulations on crypto firms

Nigel Farage used an LBC appearance in September to accuse the Bank of England of being “dinosaurs” for seeking to place restrictions on the use of Stablecoins by crypto firms like Tether.

He did not declare that Reform had just received a £9 million donation from one of its biggest investors

If fewer people would have their heads shoved up their own assess life would be so much better

I wish I was surprised but the thing is, all of these aren't about evidence--they're about feelings, and in this case feelings of fear (esp of irrelevance). So no, they'll never be happy because it's never enough.
(one doesn't actually deal with a non-evidence based fear by giving in to it)

This insane bit, from the dub of Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus ep 10

The line is actually "I'm enraptured."

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Just directly to The Hague at this point.

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom Talk about a trashed panda.

“Let he who is without sin…”

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Congratulations and happy anniversary!

Ooh! I had one of those yesterday.

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December appears to be the month of Urban Fantasy. The new Self Published Fantasy Release list has just gone live and it is a BIG month both in quantity and some of the names putting out books.

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Never forget.

Rowling made it clear after the Supreme Court decision, they don't just want to win, they also want the rest of us to agree with them AND to apologize for ever having been against them - they're not just evil wankers they're sad little losers to boot

I was wondering why my phone wasn't recognising my fingerprint this week.

I have boxes labelled "books, sorted" from several moves ago. One day I will open them. My daughter suggested there might be cosmic horrors inside, which is possible.

I feel this says something about my life, but I don't know what.

One of the ones with "This way up" is upside down.

Also, it should go without saying, but in the media it no longer does, but trans girls are not boys. They are girls.

They all have arrows with "This way up" on them, which will be helpful and practical advice for me as I go about my life.

You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them.

There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.

You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.

People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.

Not gonna lie lads, it’s fucking bleak over here.

Trans people can’t fight this on their own, cis women need to start leaving and boycotting these organisations that exclude trans women.

I go where my trans partner goes, if she can’t go I don’t go. We all have to do this.

Looking forward to phase II of this where the fridge only opens after you've watched 2 30-second ads.

Stacks of cardboard boxes might nice decor, right? There's no need to unpack them.

Transphobes are literal segregationists. They are pushing trans people out of any space they share with cis people, which is every space.
They're doing Jim Crow and apartheid with gender.

Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.

“Never used to be like this,” he insists.