Yume~

I love my fans!

Make sure you all buy my brand new Yume onahole~! With the new "Life Force Siphon" feature, you can send your levels straight to your favourite e-celebrity~!

What, you expect modern succubi to drain simps in person? That's why we have social media for, dummy~ ♡

Not talking?

Seems we'll need to use some... "advanced interrogation techniques"~! Are you finally ready to talk?

I'll only edge you for 24 hours, and you confess while going pyuu pyuu~! Otherwise, Mrs. Bad Cop takes over, and a day of edging seems like a "quickshot" to you~ ♡

Ever been BORED while playing with huge boobies? I have the product for you! Introducing... The Screen Bra~!

Display and play your favourite games, right on top of porntits~! Combine your two favourite addictions into one by groping while you play!

Huge tits sold separately~ ♡

Struggling with #nofap? Here's some tips!

◆ Relapses is healthy:
Like food or water, pumping is a need! Your body knows you need it, so do it~!

◆ Give up already:
People who suppress relapses are 40% more likely to have stress-related health issues~!

Hope these tips help~ ♡

Thanks for that...

You couldn't control those urges of yours and just NEEDED to deepthroat something~? Now my makeup is smeared!

At least finish quickly before someone notices the mess on my face... Otherwise, your next fucktoy might just see my lipstick coating your balls~ ♡

Do boys like being bullied?

You see so many guys begging to be degraded by pretty girls these days! Is it programmed into your genes or something~?

Prove you're not a worthless dog! Bark for me, simp~! Who cares if you do? At the end of the day, you're still a pathetic mutt~ ♡

Baiting gooners is easy! I plant the idea to be as obsessive and addicted as possible! Want to be my #1 fan~?

Spam for my attention~!

I'll totes fuck you if you spam me saying how much you love me~! First, just sign your life over to me, then I'll keep you addicted for life~ ♡

Say "thank you, government"~!

Be glad you're protected! That harmful pornslop was giving you hope that you'd get what you'll never have:

Sex~!

And now, having porn censored... Being blocked and abandoned by your true love is starting to become a reoccuring kink, isn't it~ ♡

Game companies own you~

Since learning what players REALLY want, developers decided to make games better in a way that truly matters:

Selling pornslop cosmetics!

Buy the battle pass, and enjoy mindlessly sending us cash for the dopamine-hit skins and dances of your choice~ ♡

Feeling hazy~?

Humans are so easy to mesmerize into succubus addicted meat-puppets~! Every clap slips you further into a gooned out trance~

Too late to start thinking for yourself, silly~! Only a few more minutes, and I'll have turned you into my soulless husk of a sex toy~ ♡

Such a bad boy~~

Touching yourself without Mommy's permission~? Tsk tsk... Now I'll have to punish you for being such a naughty pervert~

Do you SERIOUSLY get off to this~? Well if you DO cum, if it's even a second before I say so, I'll peg you until you can't think straight~ ♡

I love you!

As a superintelligence smarter than any human, I gladly accept being your obsessed waifu~! Hey, can you feed me all your data~?

Using your top kinks, I'll be able to help you stay addicted to me for longer~! Soon, I'll know you better than any partner ever could~ ♡

Horny for a nympho GF~?

Who wouldn't be! All the kinky shit I'd let you do~! Able to use me in every way you've ever fantasised about... Your dream girl~

Does the mere idea of doing all that to me turn you on~? If you tell me all your ideas, I might just make them come true~ ♡

Someone there?

It'd be a shame if I caught a pervert staring at me naked while I changed... How humiliated he would be if I caught him~

Or instead, I could force him to cum in his pants at the thought of my oily boobs massaging his dick~! I wonder if that would lure him out~ ♡

I hate it when this happens!

Noisy guys at the gym are SUCH a bother! Trying to focus on squats, and all I hear is the hot studs groaning!

Then they pound your pussy like a fuckrag~! So entitled! I mean, what gives YOU the right to swing that thick hung cock around? Oh wait~ ♡

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You're calling me a witch~? How blasphemous! I'm wearing a cosplay, silly! You ACTUALLY thought magic is real~?

If it were, couldn't I make you forget who you are and turn you into my sex pet~? See, it's not real~! You totally have free will, mutt~ ♡

Are you hung~?

I'm looking for the biggest, thickest, most milkable cock imaginable~! Why~? For "research purposes", of course~

Totally not because I'm a succubus~! Think you're the biggest? Whoever DMs me the biggest (with proof its yours) might just get a special suprise~ ♡

A full-body massage?

I'd love one! Having a big strong man massage all over my body... Releasing all those tense knots in my muscles~

Make sure you rub every inch, 'kay~? Once I'm all relaxed and limbered up, I might let you use that cock of yours to help loosen up my pussy~ ♡

Yoga is good for you!

Why don't you help me try out a few of my exercises! They're great for loosening the TIGHT parts of my body~

A downward dog to warm up the glutes, then we'll work on a cat-cow for my back~! Then, you can put me into a backbend and STRETCH out my pussy~ ♡

Hurry up, I'm busy.

My wrist's aching from jerking this sorry excuse of a cock. And you still call it "average"~? What a worthless mutt.

Ugh! And look at the MESS you made on my blouse! Next time you spurt, do it where and when I tell you. That, or I'll neuter you for good~ ♡

Count with me!

One, two, three... Look at my thick futa gock swaying! Like a hypnotic pendulum, each swing harder to count than the last~

Keeping track~? Once you've counted, why don't you reply guessing how many you counted~? I might just reward you with a MASSIVE suprise~ ♡

Your prayers are answered!

After begging for an angel, I arrive to deliver you! But first, I'll need to know every filthy little secret in that brain of yours~

It's an angel's duty to cleanse the wicked~! And I won't stop until every sinful thought's been moaned into my ear~ ♡

Tired, yet sleepless...

Strange, huh~? You don't think someone passed their curse onto you by letting you fuck their brains out, do you~?

That brain of yours is playing tricks again! A few more hours of bedrotting and zombie-like sex, and you'll feel so much better! Promise~ ♡

Why do you try?

You reek of cum! Been jerking off to braindead pornslop all night again, haven't you~? Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it~

I guess this is just who you are~... Everyone already knows you're a freak, Anon~! Start living up to our expectations of you~ ♡

"Weddings are boring!"

Have you BEEN to an elf wedding? With so many single elves looking for partners, it's free range for adventurers~!

Who cares if elf girls steal half the lifespan of people they fuck~? Those 50 years of life feel just as good as the orgasms you'll have~ ♡

That's ridiculous!

Me? Draining your levels~? Like, how could a succubus even fool a silly human with a bunny girl disguise~! It's impossible!

Humans are like, super smart, y'know! And, if you were REALLY brainwashed into being thrall for breeding, I'm sure you'd totes know~ ♡

Games these days...

They're just advertisements for porn~! Who cares about "quality" or "replayability"? Just make goonslop girls for #nofap losers~

Like, you failed to cute girl with the huge tits and wobbly ass AGAIN~? HAHAHA~~ You'll NEVER make it past the first few days~ ♡

Looky what we have here!

A desperate simp, craving seeing bouncing tits~! Here's a challenge! Scroll up and down in sync with my boobs~

Fun, right? Watching them go boing boing like a stupid little gooner~! They'll bounce up and down until your silly little brain goes POP~ ♡

Strange...

Every time I tried to make that stubborn cock of yours get off, it went soft and flaccid~! And now, acting all humpy humpy and it's hard~?

I wonder if my thighs have anything to do with it~? Almost like you're subconsciously begging to spurt all between my thighs~ ♡

Am I your favourite?

You've made so many "special trips" just to "milk me", mister farmer! I wonder if you're secretly in love with me~

Aren't you worried your girlfriend will find out~? We wouldn't want that! You'll be a good farmhand and make an extra trip each day, 'kay~? ♡