Kelly

seems like everyone's got a story... i can see why!!

fwiw this first date is going SWIMMINGLY ✨️

💦 my ocean bæ....

it's a stock string sting, think the MGS one is just pitched up a bit

god i would live there if i could

might just take interior decorating inspo so i can LITERALLY live like that

in my spare room at least

it was ambrosia 😌👌✨️

link? will check when i can!

first i've heard of it!

it could only happen when it was Perfect (first official date with the Right Person) 😌💜✨️

THERE SHOULD BE, LIKE

(what is happeningggg)

my gf emma kicks her boots off a concrete bridge near sharpie graffiti of mae night in the woods ("KMEW") with the words "at the end of everything - hold on to anything"

an stone arch bridge and freeway overpass over rushing rocky river waters with the graffiti out of focus at the bottom of the frame

i mean ask me later but fwiw the burger and fries i had were Abso Lute Ly Perfect 👌✨️

always ♡

PAPER MOON DINER

i fucking love baltimore like what is HAPPENINGGGGG

Netflix movie

it's too early for this dweeb go have sex with a girl

it does tho ?! it's called Gradius Neo Imperial (2004, NTT DoCoMo FOMA 900i) and it's the one where you play as Big Core

were you not riffing on that??

good morning! number 69 reporting for duty

yeah always gotta ask yourself is this a scam, gambling, or scambling

YouTube 2025 Recap Your YouTube Award "Most likely to explain the history of any random object with surprising detail"

oh shut up, youtube

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INPUONE MOTHER

it is a prequel to the 2004 Nintendo DS launch title Feel the Magic: XY/XX, known in Europe (and Australia) as Project Rub, and in Japan as きみのためなら死ねる
~or~
"I WOULD DIE FOR YOU"

Fun Fact!
released in English-speaking territories as The Rub Rabbits!, the original Japanese title is 赤ちゃんはどこからくるの? or literally "Where Do Babies Come From?"

the phrase is repeated in Japanese as the sole lyrics to the theme song in all territories

(babies come from minigames if u were wondering)

🥹

if they don't then they should

forever grateful that i took that chance 💜

hm

i think you and i experienced... very different types of childhood

perhaps this is why that kind of basic "simpler times" nostalgia messaging seems to bounce right off me. there's no part of me that wants to go back to my younger days

(i have far more hope now than i ever had when i was a kid)

a set of beatmania IIDX side pop art inserts (RESIDENT left and right and CastHour left and right) with the left RESIDENT insert glowing blue and a watery luminescent pattern on the ceiling

another angle where you can clearly see the cool ceiling pattern

idk how i never noticed this until just now but if the room is dark and my enormous blue laser trackball is lit up while my hand's not on it the laser illuminates one of my IIDX side pops and reflects a cool pattern onto the ceiling

👉😎👉

but more importantly, now my OCD can stop looking at that number for a while!!

(i genuinely don't care about that number and actively hope it doesn't grow much but unfortunately my pattern seeking brain really does care arbitrarily about several Numbers and Types of Numbers)