Kelly

...cap'n

real eyes crunchatize real lize

Good luck? I'm fighting for my life out here.

SCREAMING PLEADING WAILING GNASHING PREEMPTIVELY CROP-RENDING MY GARMENTS

no worries, brewbit is chaos! saw you duking it out on samurai shodown but physically had no way of getting to you lol

glad you made the trip! 💜 til next time

i heard this in the valley girl cadence of this one chick in 9th grade history class that blurted out in exasperation "why does everyone care about amelia earhart. i mean, she didn't even make it."

nnnnnnoted!

oh wow yeah i definitely wasn't getting any of that. i did figure out double tapping C to dash and then pressing i wanna say B would do a very satisfying stabbing animation so i was mostly going for that over and over. still lost every round but it really was a very satisfying stabbing animation lol

wish i'd known to ask you at the start of the event rather than right before it ended! maybe next year haha

that's a wrap on brewbit 4! thanks for the games, the good friends, the new friends, the relatively low machine disrepair incident rate, and this big centrally located slideshow screen that kept making me feel like a kitten that doesn't understand how mirrors work

just went 1 and 4 against a technically lower ranked Initial D The Arcade (2021) player so Ahem TO THOSE LOCAL GUYS AT THE PUB WHO KEEP TELLING EVERYONE I'M UNBEATABLE MAKING ALL THE DUDES TOO SCARED TO RACE ME: I'M SO BEATABLE BRO I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN I PROMISE 😩 PLEASE RACE ME AGAIN I AM SO RUSTYYYY

it's definitely cool to see one in person tho!

i guess???? gotta admit i was baffled the entire time, no idea what was happening or why, spent the whole time stunlocked and exploding, can a virtual-on girl and a gundam xtreme versus 2 boost girl really (etc)

once i figure out how to start a game, the basic controls, and how a giant robot might use wings, it's over for uh.
for you hoes

watching my pals bust out the couples doubles makes me believe in the whole human project

also she gives such good head scritch 🫠💕

this is what we call a Keeper, kids

virtual-on best times 1st KEL 10'14"45 as Raiden 2nd thru 9th are also me 10th RIV 17'53"66 as Viper2

she got on the board!!! 🥰 with VIPER 😳

organ donor PSU brewbit day 2 and it's so on virtual

wait what! where??

a garegga in peacetime

room scale Densha de Go!! arcade machine, just about the size of a real train conductor's cabin

oh it is indeed awesome... but what's wild is that this is the smaller of the two units 😳 check THIS out:

you and i are about equal!

had to stop taking ADHD meds since the last time i played and: WOW i had SO much more trouble remembering and executing all my train driving tasks this time 🥴

mine too!

it's not often i get to enter my name into the high scores on a pinball machine!

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the combination best of times and worst of times

on a sega versus city control panel, a clear ball top joystick lever and six pink and cyan buttons in closeup, street fighter 3 third strike moves listed in the instruction card space above

from this colorful instrument i conduct through my disreputable main a symphony of Supreme Rising Rage Flash, as flamboyant as it is inconsistent

this is such a cute idea i love thissss

meet me at FLASH BEATS if u want an ass kicking

🫡

can you tell she's a teacher