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if your name is max too please dont embarrass me

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I come away from this feeling somehow more disturbed by Ring than I already was. The founder doesn’t see Ring as a smart doorbell company, he envisions himself the chief crusader of a crime-eliminating panopticon.

16.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

its pickled

16.02.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a mushroom growing up from the desert floor. its shaped like a tulip bulb and surrounded by brush

a mushroom growing up from the desert floor. its shaped like a tulip bulb and surrounded by brush

found a guy

16.02.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a shoe insole with three holes in it, being held up to reveal light the light passing thru it. photo taken inside of a car

a shoe insole with three holes in it, being held up to reveal light the light passing thru it. photo taken inside of a car

using this to find one eye willys treasure

16.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Some guy named Cine Vichaar with a post saying β€œBreaking Bad without Skylar White” and it’s a picture of all the major male characters from the show standing around a grill in a backyard. They are all insanely buff and conspicuously shirtless. Walt is insanely ripped and manning the grill. Gus chats with Lalo, both with their huge arms and washboard abs etc. Saul has his arm around Mike’s shoulders. Hank is grinning and is ripped as fuck. Jessie is there too. He’s not ripped, he kind of looks like a worm in comparison. There are some hot girls in the pool in the background.

Some guy named Cine Vichaar with a post saying β€œBreaking Bad without Skylar White” and it’s a picture of all the major male characters from the show standing around a grill in a backyard. They are all insanely buff and conspicuously shirtless. Walt is insanely ripped and manning the grill. Gus chats with Lalo, both with their huge arms and washboard abs etc. Saul has his arm around Mike’s shoulders. Hank is grinning and is ripped as fuck. Jessie is there too. He’s not ripped, he kind of looks like a worm in comparison. There are some hot girls in the pool in the background.

Okay I don’t like sharing AI shit but I saw this and it’s killing me. King of Missing The Point generated this. It says so so so much about who generated it and nothing about the show at all

16.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.

My god do we need UBI

β€œResearchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.β€œ

16.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1034    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 89

40 epstein emails in 30 days

15.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when the dough settles, rocky rococo will be the only pizza shill not in the epstein files

15.02.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

damn

15.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine's Day from Fort Bragg (flags added by me, sorry)

15.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying β€œhe needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”

A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying β€œhe needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”

Best one I’ve seen yet.

14.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im so happy for you. happy valentines day

14.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

we had a viking style funeral for her and burned he body on a chicken queso nacho boat

14.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
beautiful shredded cheese wife looking dejected with her head against a wall sitting at a restaurant table

beautiful shredded cheese wife looking dejected with her head against a wall sitting at a restaurant table

My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up programming ai bots. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat jimmy fallon/tommy mottola pasta. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #fallon/mottola for crappy service

14.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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photo of a bleeding heart plant from my garden (botanical name Lamprocapnos spectabilis, aka Dicentra spectabilis

photo of a bleeding heart plant from my garden (botanical name Lamprocapnos spectabilis, aka Dicentra spectabilis

Happy Valentine’s Birthday to @lexaprole.southsidesecret.club
who has a mystical way with plants, a taste for kickin music, and heart that bleeds for victory over fascism

14.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

geeez i thought for sure if any simpsons characters went to space it would be frank grimes

14.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
George w bush learning about 9/11 meme. text says β€œthe Dow just hit 50,000”

George w bush learning about 9/11 meme. text says β€œthe Dow just hit 50,000”

14.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

please help habibi wolf if you’re able β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

14.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s the method me and my girl Janice are using rn

13.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone else ever use this method of smoking opium: put a flat tack thru a small piece of cardboard or paper, put opium on the tack, light the opium, trap the smoke in a drinking glass, once filled with smoke, lift the edge of the glass and inhale. only did this method a few times but it was a fave

13.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

doing knife hits with janice the muppet

13.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This month's newsletter is a clusterfuck because my whole life is in shambles

13.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.

β€œ8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

13.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5438    πŸ” 3193    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 410

no shit this song came on as this video came across the skyline youtu.be/EXV6EmSBULY?...

13.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that conversation was the vice president of the police union talking to its presidentπŸ‘‡

13.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Achin' to Be: The Best of The Replacements

I love, love, love The Replacements. One of my favorite bands for like 30 years. Made this little best of long ago & originally made it so it would fit on a burned CD (ha!). Listening to it again now & thought I'd share. More people should share their mixes here!

open.spotify.com/playlist/0FN...

13.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

rude imho

13.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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