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if your name is max too please dont embarrass me

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damn

15.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine's Day from Fort Bragg (flags added by me, sorry)

15.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying β€œhe needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”

A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying β€œhe needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”

Best one I’ve seen yet.

14.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im so happy for you. happy valentines day

14.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

we had a viking style funeral for her and burned he body on a chicken queso nacho boat

14.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
beautiful shredded cheese wife looking dejected with her head against a wall sitting at a restaurant table

beautiful shredded cheese wife looking dejected with her head against a wall sitting at a restaurant table

My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up programming ai bots. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat jimmy fallon/tommy mottola pasta. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #fallon/mottola for crappy service

14.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 14.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
photo of a bleeding heart plant from my garden (botanical name Lamprocapnos spectabilis, aka Dicentra spectabilis

photo of a bleeding heart plant from my garden (botanical name Lamprocapnos spectabilis, aka Dicentra spectabilis

Happy Valentine’s Birthday to @lexaprole.southsidesecret.club
who has a mystical way with plants, a taste for kickin music, and heart that bleeds for victory over fascism

14.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

geeez i thought for sure if any simpsons characters went to space it would be frank grimes

14.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
George w bush learning about 9/11 meme. text says β€œthe Dow just hit 50,000”

George w bush learning about 9/11 meme. text says β€œthe Dow just hit 50,000”

14.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

please help habibi wolf if you’re able β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

14.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$350/3500. 10% there!

14.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s the method me and my girl Janice are using rn

13.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone else ever use this method of smoking opium: put a flat tack thru a small piece of cardboard or paper, put opium on the tack, light the opium, trap the smoke in a drinking glass, once filled with smoke, lift the edge of the glass and inhale. only did this method a few times but it was a fave

13.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

doing knife hits with janice the muppet

13.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This month's newsletter is a clusterfuck because my whole life is in shambles

13.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.

β€œ8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

13.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5390    πŸ” 3164    πŸ’¬ 199    πŸ“Œ 408

no shit this song came on as this video came across the skyline youtu.be/EXV6EmSBULY?...

13.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that conversation was the vice president of the police union talking to its presidentπŸ‘‡

13.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Achin' to Be: The Best of The Replacements

I love, love, love The Replacements. One of my favorite bands for like 30 years. Made this little best of long ago & originally made it so it would fit on a burned CD (ha!). Listening to it again now & thought I'd share. More people should share their mixes here!

open.spotify.com/playlist/0FN...

13.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

rude imho

13.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

Weird that the US press isn’t interested in reporting on Israel fucking vaporizing thousands of unarmed civilians w/ 6,332 degree Fahrenheit weapons. It’s almost like it’s completely acceptable to dehumanize Palestinians to the point where the murder of 2,842+ feral dogs would yield 20x the coverage

13.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

bjork 182 was leaving you alone, you first engaged with them

13.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out

12.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5141    πŸ” 1958    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 73
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
Plaintiff,
v.
(1) ALFREDO ALEJANDRO ALJORNA
and
(2) JULIO CESAR SOSA-CELIS,
Defendants.
Government’s Motion to Dismiss
Complaint with Prejudice
The United States of America, by and through its undersigned attorneys,
hereby respectfully moves the Court for an order to dismiss with prejudice the
Complaint filed in this matter against the defendants, Alfredo Alejandro Aljorna and
Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, pursuant to Rule 48(a) of the Federal Rules of Criminal
Procedure.
Newly discovered evidence in this matter is materially inconsistent with the
allegations in the Complaint Affidavit, filed on January 16, 2026, as ECF 1-1, as well
as the preliminary-hearing testimony (ECF 18, 19) that was based on information
presented to the Affiant. Accordingly, dismissal with prejudice will serve the
interests of justice.
Dated: February 11, 2026 Respectfully submitted,
DANIEL N. ROSEN

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Plaintiff, v. (1) ALFREDO ALEJANDRO ALJORNA and (2) JULIO CESAR SOSA-CELIS, Defendants. Government’s Motion to Dismiss Complaint with Prejudice The United States of America, by and through its undersigned attorneys, hereby respectfully moves the Court for an order to dismiss with prejudice the Complaint filed in this matter against the defendants, Alfredo Alejandro Aljorna and Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, pursuant to Rule 48(a) of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. Newly discovered evidence in this matter is materially inconsistent with the allegations in the Complaint Affidavit, filed on January 16, 2026, as ECF 1-1, as well as the preliminary-hearing testimony (ECF 18, 19) that was based on information presented to the Affiant. Accordingly, dismissal with prejudice will serve the interests of justice. Dated: February 11, 2026 Respectfully submitted, DANIEL N. ROSEN

Another shooting case falls apart (this time ICE, not CBP).

These are the Venezuelans that ICE excused shooting by claiming they beat him w/shovels.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

13.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1416    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 26

john loved the water

12.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this dude never fucking did coke off a toilet. people don’t do coke off the fucking seats, they do it off the back ya fucking poser

12.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Black Women Are Losing Jobs At Three Times The Rate Of Other Women | Essence New labor data shows Black women accounted for a disproportionate share of job losses across 2025, especially in federal, education, and care-sector roles.

Black Women Are Losing Jobs At Three Times The Rate Of Other Women www.essence.com/news/money-c...

12.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

you can still be mad at him, he had nothing to do with i was made for loving you. it was written by stanley and a disco guy, gene just showed up and played what was written and sung what he was told

12.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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