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she | they I wonder what this button does. Are you Lisa from the twitter DMs? #hyphywifey
Another doctor's appointment, another (happy) cry fest
14.11.2025 23:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two of my best friends are on vacation (separately) and I'm at work. What a cruel, cruel world
13.11.2025 18:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SOMEONE FINALLY CANE TO FIX THE RADIATOR ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
13.11.2025 05:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mom and sisters just landed in Australia and I wasn't jealous up until now when I feel like I'd rather be in Australia than working lol
12.11.2025 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My good friend just texted me asking if I wanted "baby mama drama. a sip of hot tea," and it's like he KNEW i was fading fast and needed a pick me up ππ
10.11.2025 23:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The further along I get the more I realize I have no idea what I'm doing and boy oh boy am I freaking ooouuuttt
06.11.2025 01:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My brother's shitty ex girlfriend told him he's not tall enough for her to be attracted to him. Then she sent me a message on Instagram. I told her she's not tall enough to talk to me.
01.11.2025 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HE'S HOME HE'S HOME HE'S HOME
28.10.2025 08:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ben's coming home in a few hours and I'm way too fucking excited
28.10.2025 04:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LMAO I told my mom I usef to have my nipple pierced and she just goes "...EW"
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LOLLLLL same everything I've seen has been SO funny and I appreciate the direction the company took in general
25.10.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dropout is fucking hilarious
25.10.2025 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People keep asking me how many years I've had my jade bracelet on for and i feel like they're expecting me to say like 5/10/15 years....it hasn't even been one yet lmao
24.10.2025 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol today started off terribly and is only continuing on that trend I wish for it to end so I can cry in the shower
23.10.2025 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I was little and before I understood movies were always gonna be the same, I used to get so frustrated that Jack Skellington always chose the Christmas tree door
22.10.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta drive ben to the airport :(
21.10.2025 10:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
21.10.2025 00:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've had three pickles today and I know I should stop but I really don't wanna
21.10.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also so much dust and dirt in my nose from the renn faire yesterday π₯²
Truly the most "Monday" Monday to have mondayed in a long time
Its also unreasonably warm in my apartment because the radiator broke somehow and even though we haven't turned it on in months it's on and running??? I'm gonna cry
20.10.2025 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was out on Saturday from 8am to almost 10pm and then yesterday from 8am to 8pm
I'm so glad I wfh because I'm so dead this morning
Now that's the day before he leaves I'm not doing well lol I feel like I'm going to be such a hermit and so lonely while he's gone
20.10.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gay for you
A+++
A well rounded girl dinner experience: a bowl of green grapes and a bowl of flaming hot puff corns (and crying while I eat)
18.10.2025 03:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Googles *how to tell people stop sending me videos of kids and babies because all I do is block the accounts that post their kids and babies online*
18.10.2025 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A terrible update:I have flan in my fridge
17.10.2025 02:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish I was there to do you a solid and eat them so you don't have to stare at them ππ
(I ate my other croissant half as I finished work lol)
God didnt give us any π₯²
17.10.2025 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've been at my new job for a couple weeks now and my supervisor told me she messaged some other colleagues about how proud she is of me, and she keeps reassuring me I'm doing well π₯Ήπ₯Ή
16.10.2025 23:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HE JUST TOLD ME HE'S GONNA GO TO NOODLES AND CO WITHOUT ME TOO πππ
(our friends had their wedding catered by noodles and it was seriously the best)
