NTF

what the gun

here's a fun, simply and easy uma musume hack to get more carats:

using a time machine, go back to the birth of Gold Ship and convince his rearers to instead name the foal 'Kyuukyuu Kyuukyuu,' as training him will cause his trainer to cry.

come back to find kyuukyuu week giving you 9999 carats

my favourite part of 'yanderius (2022)' was when she said "it's yanderin' time" and then she stabbed all those guys 🔪

perhaps we should be creonting cratent instead

nice nature from umamusume, saying "nope! never mind! forget i ever said anything!" as part of her dialogue when winning a non-required race

fun uma musume facts:
nice nature says the player's name during post-race event dialogue for non-required racees

with all this shit about the online safety act, i would like to remind everyone that the 5th of november is in 90 days.

you have an opportunity to do something extremely funny

if i ever make a post with just the word 'john' and nothing else, that is my signal that the world is about to end

addressing common bluesky misconceptions, a thread 🧵 (1/n)

1. bluesky is NOT owned by Bluesky PBC

in fact it's owned by Hatsune Miku. that's right, THE Hatsune Miku owns all of bsky. you've let her into your wifi now you've let her into your social networks. it's your fault for being gullible.

"giant rats up north" was not on my 2025 bingo sheet

bug on it crazy style

here's hoping all the trouble you and vaultsie went through to make the bloodborne playthrough possible wills the pc port or at least the remake/remaster announcement into existence 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴heccin sony

YAY RAIN 😀

V has come to

yep - there's even pictures of him with charity members, so him saying something so demonstrably untrue in the 'apology' post is beyond insane, like why lie when we have receipts?

seems like an interesting play to me. the "oh, i just thought i had an extra half a million dollars out of nowhere" defence is a classic move and other than the very obvious current trajectory of 'downwards, fast,' i'm curious to see where they try taking it next 🤔🤨

a screenshot of discord's "age verification" "feature" displaying an error message which states "access expired for this test"

i love constantly having to show my papers to go anywhere or do anything, this is a perfectly sane and fully functioning system with absolutely zero flaws whatever, that was clearly fully thought out by people who 100% knew what they were doing and talking about

theory: dumb is directly proportional to luck

chat have bad tem

*me reading about samson big*
...how do you lose a whole-ass racehorse

umamusume stats screen of a gold ship that finished their career with an ura finals win, over 320,000 fans, with an A+ in wit, a D in guts, a C in stamina and C+ in the remaining two stats, run with 6 wit cards.

is this how the game is played

the handshake meme from the film predator - with one arm labelled "sir mix-a-lot," the other labelled "kitasan black," and the hands labelled "professor of curvature"

...were you integrated into society pre-subathon...? 🤔

"this is a super saiyan that's ascended beyond a normal super saiyan. or you can call it a super saiyan 2"

"jesse, you've just glued a blue fruit gusher to a piece of cardboard"

i've heard good things about ajin.

i can agree with this. this feels like the case for a lot of series, too. it's just this cool world and fun ideas but no real idea what to do with them outside of generic plot

screenshot of a twitch stream thumbnail, most prominent is the extreme close-up of tieflingmelissa's vtuber model.

@tieflingmelissa.bsky.social i need you to know that on no less than 3 or 4 occasions when i look at my twitch following page, the thumbnail of your stream is just the close-up of your face

please keep doing that, it's funny 😄

honestly, everyone that likes tokyo ghoul also doesn't like tokyo ghoul, myself included

i think it's the discrepancy to how it is conceptually, than how it was executed as a story

memes aside, i did pull her in a later pull

immediately opened the game when the banner dropped and got her on the first pull

hmm hmm 😤

with the popularity of uma musume, i'm now eagerly awaiting the advent of a vtuber whose oshi mark is 💳🐴