bruhmastyr @bruhmastyr - Bluesky Profile

U good?

28.08.2025 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real

28.08.2025 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LIES... I WOULD NEVER DELETE PERFECTION

28.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A black and white tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes is sitting on the floor, raising one paw forward as if offering a high five.

High five from Uni! :3

28.08.2025 13:07 — 👍 3528 🔁 740 💬 26 📌 14

God dammit

28.08.2025 12:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you can't spell pineas and frerb without Penis in Bed ? did you you know

28.08.2025 10:25 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

kill em tashmrarine

27.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

27.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we at least get a hint as to where this is going?

27.08.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

why do i feel excited right now there's literally nothing happening

27.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I crave sushi

27.08.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course YOU don't know... tho neither do I

24.08.2025 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man and a woman are dancing in front of a screen that says desperate for attention Alt: Colin Mochrie waving his arms around next to... ok I'll be honest I forgot the woman's name. If somehow she finds this... sorry. The text says "Desparate for Attention"

Me:

24.08.2025 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How often are you gonna use that against me?

24.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man talking into a microphone with the breakfast club written on the side Alt: HE COPIED MY WHOLE FUCKIN FLOW!! WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR

HOW DID YOU FIND MY LYRICS FOLDER?!??!

24.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok

24.08.2025 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is there a question mark?

24.08.2025 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a picture of shadow the hedgehog with the words minor spelling mistake win below him Alt: a picture of super shadow the hedgehog with the words "minor spelling mistake" above him and the words "i win" below him

24.08.2025 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hate it when people are funnier than me

24.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skill issue

23.08.2025 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

JOHN DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM

23.08.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HUH

23.08.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ignore function in discord has changed my life tbh

23.08.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR

sorry... that rage was meant for my mom... thankfully my dad got it.

23.08.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ngl that sounds pretty mid

23.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok you seemed to have only started following this account after trash and I. This can mean one of to things: you are only did it a couple hours later to cover your tracks, or it really wasn't you... ok ngl im still a little skeptical about the later

23.08.2025 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ngl this seems like a you thing

23.08.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My called me transphobic (and stupid) for using the wrong pronouns... FOR THE FUCKING MOUSE

23.08.2025 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A bag of herr's sour cream and onion potato chips where the corner is nibbled open.

A mouse ate one of my bags of potato chips. Minnie is gonna have to start preparing for his funeral

23.08.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

A bluesky account called Famsquad Drama. It currently only has one post that says "@theangrybird95.bsky.social slapped @scootscout.bsky.social" The account is only mere minutes old, it followed me and a couple other accounts related to this and this drama never happened because I don't think these two live in the same timezone. It was probably scoobisofficial who did this.

Ok who made this? Fess up.

22.08.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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