Looks like fun!
She is my whole inspiration!
Apparently my ass doing squats is stronger than these two horses.
#runsky
AMEN.
This crap right here is exactly why I will not make it past day one in my upcoming backyard ultra. Stupid DNF machines ruining my life with their incessant purrs.
#cats #ultrarunning
I need that food truck to be at the aid station so I can keep my "front of the back of the pack" status. Bull testicles and all.
Oof. That is something that would happen to me.
That was my issue. I paid for one and chickened out. Gonna do one in March, so no time to let the stress get to me.
I finally got 1/4 of my kids to try a trail run today. This is the best possible start to 2026. Happy New Year!
Finally try a backyard ultra. And not be in the potty when the loop starts.
Excellent outlook.
Illinois and Missouri trails: pay attention or eat shit. I am apparently a fan of the latter, as i am known for going home bloody.
#trailrunning
I would dnf the heck out of it.
This sign is 2 Legit.
Life is pretty great. Generally speaking.
#trailrunning
I am putting that on a t-shirt for my next ultra.
That really sounds rad. Not sure about the chowder, tho.
Still counts.
Exactly.
They are just plain icky. All of them.
I’ve been getting a lot of ultramarathon content on my algo lately and I actually appreciate it because I’ve learned that 1) like 30% of most ultras is walking/hiking, not actually running, 2) none of these people are fuckable fitness people, they have no toenails and their nips are just callouses
To add to our unfuckability, we also smell like ass and many of us have what I like to call "aid station belly."
My daughter threw a surprise gender reveal party. For Scotty's baby. In an MPreg fan fic she wrote. I have the best life.
#startrek
Amazing!
The pickle fountain at Watershed Endurance Run was glorious.
#ultrarunning
That has been one of my favorite books for decades.
"He even took his socks off."
Everyone deserves this kind of love. Spot and Chicken have the kind of purity that comes from always having a full belly and a safe place to sleep.
#catsofbluesky
I get the best visitors.
#butterflies
We call him Crybaby, because he is just too delicate for this world.
