Kemi’s speciality is generating headlines that are deeply weird for anyone who’s been offline for more than a couple of hours
This is a READ 😭
I guess we have more in common (doing a poo inside our pants) than that which divides us (supporting a war crime)
it's important, imo, to understand that our govt are not trying to do good things and failing. they're extremists doing *exactly* what they want to do. they just thought they would continue to get away with it
as evidence, please accept this picture of starmer clearly shitting his pants
You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
I love green velvet :) somewhat relatedly, Chez Damier is playing notts in April and I think I’m going to go to that and try and stay up late enough to have a great time
I'm bigger and better and rougher and tougher
In other words sucker there is no other
I'M THE ONE AND ONLY CREMULATOR
I will not be answering any questions at this time. Thanks.
Willing to accept that this could alienate potential followers who do not enjoy being pulverised into a coarse powder. But hoping that the change from "Chessington World of Piss" will result in a net gain from people who felt previously unable to engage, due to their hatred of piss.
Decided to change my name to "Super Large Excellent Cremulator"
a lot of people criticising kier starmer for his actions today - without mentioning his career as a tank commander. a job he did in his *jeans*, not a cowardly pair of camouflage trousers. please respect the troop.
haha. i'll go update the wikipedia page
critical support for the person finding new ways to keep this photo on the BBC front page
awww.. a great day to be reminded of john renbourn. i met him a few times and he was lovely. and obv just insanely talented as a player / composer and off-the-chart as a performer. gone but never forgotten. and fuck starmer. happy days
you've obviously seen a load of info aimed at Times / Guardian / Mail readers and Facebook boomers, and been fooled into believing there's an "illegal immigration problem" - which is embarrassing for you, i get it! but failing to push back against that racist agenda IS just more racism
Scenes
Today I’ve come out WITHOUT A COAT. This is it. It’s happening
Good morning. It is now the time of year (after Feb halfterm) when it is ACTUAL DAYLIGHT when the alarm goes off (7am). Preeeeeeeeetty pretty good.
full sympathies from an actual old man
Yeah bakery was the recommend I got
ah thought it might be that one. not been in yet but heard good things
which one's that?
wondering if calling myself "Chessington World of Piss (KC)" is adversely affecting my interactions on here. perhaps i am missing out on the friendship and camaraderie of people who do not enjoy piss-worlds
I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.
when Kuennsberg does one of her "In Depth" pieces for the BBC site and it's like "sometimes, a politician wants to just do a very nice thing for everybody and give them each an orange. but there simply aren't enough oranges. that's where the politicking starts!" - i'm exaggerating but not much.
An interlude here: this is the same journo’s 2017 story, which he based on a dossier of Facebook comments made by random members of the public that he was given by “Labour whistleblowers”. You might know these whistleblowers better as “Morgan McSweeney, Steve Reed and Labour Together”.
i was telling them about when u showed it us that time in the office.. before it was finished, and when you'd never mentioned it before.. and me n T were like.. "wtf" :) Yeah. it's off the chart.
Just had to dig this out to show @thonksynth.bsky.social’s son. Took a lot of scroll… nearly had to text you :) so good
Everyone knows that a junior dickhead compiling a dumb dossier on the man who wrote this insulting drivel is *exactly the same thing*, but one of these stories makes the press look like virtuous victims while the other exposes them as a blight upon the species. Naturally they go with the former.
"loveless" and "spirit of eden for me". maybe "we're only in it for the money" too. and then just a shitload of detroit :)
