Mzungu Fella Carl

USA! USA!

Golden Spider Silk Cape - Wikipedia

... I guess they are pretty durable. 🧪
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They are pretty smart spiders. It's impossible to run in one of their webs because they know exactly where to build them - thank you spiders.
Their silk is the strongest of all spiders, which makes them interesting to science. In Madagascar the people made ceremonial clothes out of the silk...

Am always fascinated by those giant webs made by the golden orb weavers in Kenya. They can reach up to 5m in diameter.

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Optimus robots? - total failure
FSD without LIDAR? - failed
Robotaxi? An illusion

Tesla stock? Up 5%.
Sick world, big bang incoming.
A lot of people will lose their pension.
#tsla #tslaq

Bye Bye tourism.
Sie mögen halt keine Fremden...

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When can I order my Optimus robot?
#tesla #tslaq #tsla

Remember I didn't like that joke...

Friend at that time told me that was the reason Kurt killed himself.

Nowadays I think more about "the man who sold the world", Nirvana edition.

Sure, but who's going to buy his mecha-hitler-robots?
Instead of the ones from Kawasaki, or all the Chinese ones who are weigh ahead of Emerald Elmo's...

Good luck Australia, stay safe!

It's a cult.
Gullible AF.

Call it "The Hoax" instead.

"The Hoax killed 1200 people in Florida and left 200.000 homeless"

Finally he's showing some empathy by caring about the short seller's finances. 🤣

Eine Gemeinsamkeit mit Christian Lindner. Angenehm.

39%?
NYC, am on my way....

Hey NYC, am on my way...

So 39% tarrifs on all swiss goods?
Maybe it's time to visit NYC...

#trump #madness #job

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

Tesla is reportedly behind on its pledge to build 5,000 Optimus bots this year Tesla is behind on its goal to produce at least 5,000 Optimus humanoid robots by the end of 2025.

Yahoo Finance - Tesla is reportedly behind on its pledge to build 5,000 Optimus bots this year

Nearly eight months into 2025, and the number of bots Tesla has produced is only in the hundreds, according to two sources. That means Tesla will either need to step it up or push back the deadline.

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His fanboys will " buy the dip", as usual.
I'm afraid it needs a fatal robotaxi incident to stop that...

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Clown.

Well, apparantly he stopped demanding to release the Epstein files...

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Hey, what are my $TSLA shorts doing??
Elon!
Do something stupid, or cringe,
or both 😄.
Too high for a nice interview?? c'mon...
Thank you in advance, son of a *****.

Georg, das halte ich für eine unseriöse Prognose. Es ist halt ein Meme-Stock, es kann buchstäblich alles passieren, in beide Richtungen. Ich hoffe es kommt jetzt ins Rutschen, das tue ich aber schon länger...

How is it going, fascist?
Would suggest you take all the special K you got. It might help!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars

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Elon is toast, and I'm smiling.
Short sella, happy fella!
Keep on posting, Cringelon, you can win this. Promise!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars

Oder auch nicht 😁.

Yo. Aber gleich erstmal wieder die "buy-the-dip"-Fraktion....