Does he know white culture doesn’t make it?

Good gooood let the hate flow through you.

And I thought DUDE wipes was the saddest marketing I’d ever seen. Way to one up me slurms.

Levi’s “we’ve got your ass covered!”

boycotting Dunkin for that

I’d rather see dogs doing anything over humans.

I completely
Missed the reference. I was too shocked at their betrayal of coke!!

I like Charlie Puth but the greatest star spangled banner will forever be Steve smith from American dad performing for the vets after going native on the golf course! #Superbowl

“Return these dildos from whence they came!!”

Awww he’s such a good little familiar for his master vampire.

That’s about as good a halftime show as tubbs deserves. The quality of show matches the quality of coaching.

God what happened to Brian stelter….

Short king here didn’t like a tall woman speaking to him like that.

I may have a stroke.

Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”

A PROTESTant.

I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

First follow up question I’d have asked is; “what’s doxxing mean?” That old fuck don’t know.

The only thing to stop a bad guy with a whistle is a good guy with a whistle.

Miniapolis? Is that the smaller version of the naval academy? Never heard of it.

What is it about reading the jargon/terminology, that I’m sure has its place in military operations, that genuinely makes me take you less seriously as a person when you write like that?

“I knew they had killed many people before my vote but never for a second thought they would kill another!”

Race to the bottom and he’s got the giant drill machine from the movie “the core”

I am struggling to remember who just it was, but someone just did a comprehensive study of healthcare in all first world countries and Denmark was in the top 3.

✊🏾 Stand with Minnesota!

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

She’s trying to trick to by being adorable and hoping you won’t notice she never finished emptying the dishwasher even though it’s her night to unload since you loaded!! Oldest puppy trick in the world.

If you showed me a picture of this guy and asked me what he did for a living I’d have absolutely guessed finance manager at a Honda dealership. And he’s the type that gets off on the worst deals for people.

If there was any doubt before today there should be none after.

She’s absolutely right. I wouldn’t know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask… but I know where Amazon is on my phone.

Are the Clinton’s the GOP version of jangly keys?

If you are too stupid to accurately make the case that being against what ICE is doing is not being anti-law… then you shouldn’t be in power.

I’m raising a perfectly pencilled eyebrow over the existence of a “electrical issue” on Air Force One. After Donald’s *disastrous* showing in Davos, the White House needed an excuse to get him home.

That makes his policy even worse! Surely we should be focusing on securing Australia and putting all our forces on the Philippines for a massive surge and breakout in the late game?!