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another successful day of hating evander kane

Everything this idiot does is cringe, and his inability to read a room is astounding. The fact he puts on a Canucks jersey is infuriating to me.

Abolish mounted police I’m so fucking serious

Look at these horses’ eyes and their mouths gaping with how hard the cops are yanking on their bits

they are petrified, this is animal abuse being committed solely for the purpose of terrorizing our neighbors

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

No Kings is a much-needed reminder: there are so many great Americans, smart Americans, brave Americans, big-hearted Americans. And the world needs them.

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Can't get into the crowd but I'm here. Hurting like hell but just felt the need to show. #nokingsDayton

Rustad Leads an Unruly Lot. He Can Blame Himself | The Tyee Maybe signalling to caucus and staff that party politics is a free-for-all wasn’t such a good idea.

Rustad Leads an Unruly Lot. He Can Blame Himself

“The Conservative Party of BC is predictably unravelling from a lack of discipline and the fault lies entirely with the leader.”

My latest in @thetyee.ca ✍🏽

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The hostage exchange isn’t nothing but Bibi will never stop terrorizing Palestinians

they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

*Jennifer Coolidge voice*
I need a blunt real bad

this saga has pioneered so many incredible new ways of losing a rap battle

Folks they're calling it The Mario.

1: Go to Google
2: search “cat” or “dog”
3: touch the paw icon
4: tap anywhere
You're welcome

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Good riddance to rubbish. Once again the trash taking itself out. Love to see it

Update: Lindsay Shepherd says the B.C. Conservatives have fired her.

"i’ve been getting a little bit of flak just because my dad died in 9/11” is an awesome line

SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.

The fact that cross-border traffic from Canada is down by only one-third is a gd mystery. Not exaggerating to say that it’s possible I will never again go to the US

Visibly disappointed at the cat cafe because I thought the employees would be cats

It's very weird that he's pretending to not know some specific people get mocked a lot considering he's one of them

I will be here tomorrow!!

#NDTR
Sunday September 28
9:30 am - 3 pm
Memorial Peace Park
Maple Ridge BC

Hope to see you there!

Feel free to REPOST!

Gutted to hear that Kaleb Horton has died. He was a generationally talented writer and a great guy. This fucking sucks.