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Rob McColley πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@mccolley.bsky.social

musician, bartender, attorney, Illini basketball writer, dishwasher, lawnmower, pastafarian

462 Followers  |  61 Following  |  2,397 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.7287

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Like everyone in the administration, Sam Ezersky will someday be held accountable.

22.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a table with a sign that says ch on it Alt: the words "good answer" flash over a clip from Family Feud in which contestants congratulate each other while host Steve Harvey buries his face in his hands.
22.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gott damn I was too late.

22.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watermelon is cucumber.

Do you eat cucumber with Ranch dressing? Yes, you do.

21.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brewed from real dead doves!

21.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Observing squirrels.

21.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

21.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alabama.

Of course.

21.02.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with a surprised look on her face in front of a bookshelf Alt: Elaine Benes is stunned. She places her hand over her open mouth. From Seinfeld.
21.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wish bribery had been specifically cited as a an impeachable offense. Or that the Constitution gave Congress the power to remove a president.

Oh well. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

21.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bridge Owner Donated $1 Million to MAGA Inc. PAC Before Trump Blasted New Span

SCOOP: Less than 1 month before Trump came out against a new bridge connecting Michigan with Canada, the billionaire owner of an existing bridge donated $1M to the Trump-backed super PAC, MAGA Inc.

with @matinastevis.bsky.social

21.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1936    πŸ” 783    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 104

Feeling too intelligent right now?

Stephanie Ruhle and Chuck Schumer are talking about Donald Trump's tariffs right now.

It's guaranteed to make you dumber.

#MSNow
@allinwithchris.bsky.social

21.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Classic #OneTermer

20.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@nealkatyal.bsky.social is, if everything works out, likely to find himself in front of the #SCOTUS again.

@nicollewallace.bsky.social didn't understand why he refrained from gossiping and dishing about the justices and their motivations.

That's the reason.

#MSNow
#DeadlineWhiteHouse

20.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should buy the Pearson's Salted Nut Roll to support Minnesota.

20.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We handed them their ass in 1865. But it's been a while. I guess they forgot.

Oh well, we'll just have to do it again.

20.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crying is also available.

20.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists Discover How To β€œSwitch Off” Cancer Genes for Good A new study shows that targeting key epigenetic proteins may permanently switch off cancer genes. Scientists at Monash University, working with Harvard University, report they have found a way to perm...

Oh, my goodness, this is a huge breakthrough in cancer research. This is another example of why it is crucially important to fund basic scientific research.
Scientists Discover How To β€œSwitch Off” Cancer Genes for Good share.google/WFhMJP5m3AK4...

19.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12468    πŸ” 3961    πŸ’¬ 302    πŸ“Œ 241

Joke's on him. Milan is boring.

20.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'ma question the use of the word "conservative" in this context.

But in fairness, I question most usage of the word "conservative" these days.

20.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for you.

"Give access" is a lot different than "require."

19.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with her. And I'm glad you like Shakespeare.

And I'm the child of a Renaissance Lit scholar.

19.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up around 5 pm, as usual. Expected a great Apples In Stereo show that night. I would have a great view from behind the bar.

Turned on the Roe and Garry Show ...

19.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard salami is a legit gourmet food and probably shouldn't be included with all that head cheese, but I'm not going to complain.

Gimme suh olive loaf.

19.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same place as usual. A factory in Lodi.

19.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#TiredOfWinning

19.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The peak of beer bottle technology was the returnable.

19.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have a thing or two to say about R.E.M.-fueled trips, for that matter.

19.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JUST IN: Judge Provinzino in Minnesota has held a Justice Department attorney in civil contempt for violations of her order requiring the return of a released ICE detainee’s ID documents. He must pay $500 a day until the documents are returned.

18.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14228    πŸ” 4045    πŸ’¬ 421    πŸ“Œ 401

"Constitutional Conservative" means "I have never read the Constitution."

18.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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