Bennett

Bennett

@bennell94.bsky.social

40 Followers 108 Following 9 Posts Joined Feb 2024
3 days ago
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a man in a costume says " y know how long i been waiting for this ? " Alt: a man in a costume says " y know how long i been waiting for this ? "

If you go into Home Depot and you have to leave Gambit in the car, leave him a bowl of water and crack the window so he doesn’t get overheated and maybe a plushie for the separation anxiety.

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3 days ago
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Universal Pictures is extending theatrical windows for all of their films 🍿

• Movies will now get a minimum of five weekends in theaters

• It will increase to seven weekends in 2027

• The new windows won’t include Focus Features films

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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

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1 month ago

ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it

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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

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1 month ago

I like wowhead for the most part but they have really been beating a dead horse over and over again with stuff like this.

Felt like there were 7-8 different instances where they reported "Housing Early Access Officially Starts Dec 2nd!!!".

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'Warhammer' maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process

• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology

• The company plans to hire more human creatives

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2 months ago

"Mamdani has been in office almost an entire day yet poverty still exists - Is this the final nail in the democratic socialist experiment? We asked several billionaires and landlords their thoughts." - New York Times

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2 months ago
reddit post from a presumably young person who watched sex and the city and couldn’t get over how much people smoked indoors. “wouldn’t everything smell bad?” they asked

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

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4 months ago
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Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'

"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"

(via Variety)

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4 months ago
Seven kittens are cuddling in a pile in a cage. They are all either black and white or gray and white

Their names are Airport, Subway, Briefcase, Suitcase, Ticket, Passport, and Tram. #CatsOfBluesky

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4 months ago
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“You never been in the military so you wouldn’t understand. Sometimes you loot a tabard off your enemy, let’s say the Scarlet Crusade, and where it around. Forever. That doesn’t make me a Light fascist. Also I hate Forsaken.”

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4 months ago

i like that bluesky is the unc twitter cuz it means i'm extremely unlikely to ever fall victim to reading a teenager's opinon

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5 months ago
Panel 1: Text says "My dad was an orc". It's a green orc wearing a dress shirt with a purple tie and glasses, holding a cup of coffee. The cup is made of stone and has an ragged axe blade on it. He also has a pencil in his pocket protector, and the pencil is also a tiny axe. 

Panel 2: Text says "My mom was a witch". It's a woman with green skin and one yellow eye, glowing and emanating magic, gleaming from beneath her big purple witch had, which has small wood constructions hanging off of it and two pins on it: one of a mushroom and one of the Newgrounds angry face. He's wearing jeans and a Costco tank top, with a reddish purple vest over it, and is holding a broom and a tote bag with a bag of chips visible within it.

Panel 3: Text says "You'd think I'd be some kind of magical berserker". We are looking overhead at a muscular green man looking up at us, with his arms splayed out in a powerful stance, and his left arm holding an axe. He has a dark purple had and shoulder-cape, and smiles with malice. Text continues, saying "but actually I ended up with my MOM'S strength and my DAD'S magic attunement."

Panel 4: A normal looking with green skin, messy purple hair, big round glasses, and a pointy nose, wearing a t-shirt with the night sky in a square in the center, says "so, basically, I'm green."
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5 months ago
JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

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don’t think this vid can ever be topped

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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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GameStop's response to one of their stores still having a 'Halo 3' mural from 2007:

"We'll take it down when something better comes out"

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a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 55 on it ALT: a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 55 on it

Blizzard:

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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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5 months ago

Why do they call it an Xbox One? Because you take ONE look at it, then you walk away.

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5 months ago

Lol

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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach

Valorstones are dead!

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5 months ago

doing that thing where i slouch deep into my chair, brooding, one arm on the armrest holding a can of beer, except instead of slouching i have perfect posture, and instead of beer i have a glass of water

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5 months ago

guy 1: i know the project wasn't a success... but you tried really hard on it. so we've decided to give you an ape for effort! :D

guy 2: i think the phrase is "an A for effort".

guy 1:

(loud glass breaking sound, monkey vocalizations in other room)

guy 1: uh oh! :D

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5 months ago
digital artwork of a phone screen capturing a video. yuna in her songstress costume from ffx-2 is in center frame, singing into the microphone with a wink and a big smile. out-of-focus hands are reaching for her from the audience.

mish yoona fancam #finalfantasy #ffx #finalfantasyx

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5 months ago

It's amazing how unproductive I am when my tummy hurts a little

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Uncle Mark always saying some shit like this.

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i would like my government supervisors to know that i now think slim fit is good, dress sneakers are great, and "fun socks" are cool

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