Charlie

Just... Tries too hard to do a sexy pose.

"Hey~"

...They have no comment on the long disappearance, apparently.

Just to prove that they can (and maybe gain some admirers), Charlie has not touched the floor all day. They're using a walking stick, lots of upper body strength, and incredible balance to basically hop everywhere without their feet touching the ground...

It's as exhausting as it sounds.

"Smooth as a wet tile floor~"

Ah, so smooth in a dangerous way.

"Hell yeah, still a comedic mastermind~"

They absolutely are not. Jill just has severe brainrot that gives Charlie all the advantages of Easy Mode.

"Woah, please, Mix is the collection of drinks I put into a single gallon jug for storage space."

...Horrible as it was, Charlie has waited a shamefully long time to make that joke. ...Doing it with a bleeding lip was not in the plans, but so be it.

"Just call me buddy. Or pal. Or captain."

Hell yeah! They're gonna catch one in their mouth!

...Wait, the thorns were removed first, ri-

SHRIEK!

"Owowow!"

"I'm just gonna come out and say it... I like the cartoon with kids on an island full of mutant animals with human legs. It's the stupidest thing ever in the best way. It makes me want to become a scientist and create mutants of my own."

...Don't worry, Charlie sucks at science. They won't succeed.

Bow, bow. Pose, pose.

Charlie's hogging the imaginary spotlight, just like they deserve!

Suddenly does seven backflips because they remembered that they're supposed to be super cool.

...And because their writer remembered that this account needs more use.

"Oh yeah, I exist. Merry Crimbo!"

//Alright, since polls are still a thing that needs to be added here...

The next account (blind fire spaghetti shotgun menthod, something has to stick eventually) will be the concept that gets the most likes by the time I'm ready to make it. Everybody's also free to cast multiple votes this way.

Charlie was about to make a joke about kissing the homies good morning (it's 1 in the afternoon), but they get the feeling that they should move before a certain snake lady bulldozes them.

"I'm not calling them 'skeets'. That's so uncool..."

"We're calling them Bleets. It's either that or we just call them posts. I'm cute, pretty, and handsome all at once so you can't argue with me."

...It probably doesn't work like that, Charlie...

"My taste in partners is just women, James Moriarty from Fate GO, and wimpy nerds."

...uh, what sparked that information?

"Okay, what supplies do we need for the rescue mission?"

...HUH?! Charlie is way too excited over plushies. A whole rescue operation just for plushies?!

"Blue would look pretty good on you. Red might look a little out of place since you mostly seem like a winter color scheme type. But more importantly..."

How is the eye thing not the most impo- And they're taking hold of Reina's hands.

"Can I please meet your plushies?"

"Rin Penrose is the only person I'm jealous of. Heterochromia, a massive collection of plushies, and naturally funny? Goals."

"It's Wagon Wednesday! That means the Pulled Pork Wagon is back in tow- Wha?"

Sorry, somebody needs to pop in from off screen to whisper something to Charlie.

"...It's not about my favorite food truck? Them coming on Wednesdays is just a coincidence? ...It's about butts?! Well that's less fun."

"Basically, I'm the best and worst thing to happen to this world~ I would explain more, but I have to go cut the crusts off of some sandwiches before the grandkids accuse me of trying to poison them."

Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).

"...But it's a sword. Shouldn't it eat metal?"

But they'll keep this in mind and buy a bunch of berries later.

"...So what do I feed a sentient sword ghost, anyway?"

"...Well that's not the Imperial sword I was making."

Charlie's garage forge is being visited by a Honedge... A Shiny Honedge at that!

"...Ultra cool!~"

Uh oh. That might have been a mistake. Charlie is looking way too happy to hear those words.

"Right, right?~ I'm the best, the coolest~"

"Women want me, men want to be me. Men also want me, and women also want to be me."

"In honor of Skyrim Day, I'm going to make a sword."

How are they planning to do that? Probably just pick up a stick and sharpen a point...

Oh. No. They're opening their garage to reveal a literal forge. Why do they have a forge? ...And where do they park their car?

"Will do, doc~ You'll be the first to know if I have any toothaches~"

That in itself is a big improvement. Charlie usually avoids dentists as long as possible, so it's good to see them willing to actually reach out for a change.

"G'morgin..."

...Charlie, buddy, it's a little past noon. Wake up already.

"Yeah, but I wasn't expecting it to literally only take a moment."

A free exam that goes quickly, AND free candy instead of a toothbrush? Charlie finally found a dentist they like!

"...Lowering the sugar will be easier said than done. But I guess I could maybe at least cut back on the soda."

A slow blink and a tilt of the head... Yep, Charlie is more than a little surprised.

"Huh. Dang. My usual dentist takes like a half hour to tell me if I have any cavities. Cool~"

They're pretty happy with this! ...But also not addressing the sugar comment...

"Gweh... Guess I can't turn down free treatment..."

They're not the slightest bit eager for this, but... So be it. Charlie will open wide and hope for a surprising lack of cavities.