Bronchitis is no joke π€’π£
All this beef getting ready to get in the shower π₯© πΏ
Dude right? Ruining my life at the moment.
Albuquerque!
Driving back to NM with the bros and I got to play my favorite game: Where the Fuck is My Wallet? The winner? Back in California π€¬π£π
100% not constructed to fit in airplane seats. Too. Much. Beef.
Update: failed at airporting, missed flight, stranded in Dallas for the night. Hit me up if youβd like to meet up for a beer or sex or food or sex
Finally found an open shitter and may have busted a pre-flight nut or two. Hereβs a view of my pants for context
DFW you are musty and thereβs nowhere to take a shit. Guess Iβll just have more beer and eye fuck random dudes
So flattered stud π₯΅
Do airports make anyone else thirsty and horny and a little anxious all at the same time?
#SoLongAgoSunday I busted a feral nut on my bathroom wall and it never spoke to me again. I keep a cleaner bathroom these days I promise.
Can you imagine looking over and seeing this next to you??π€©
Excuse me while I indulge my baser instincts
What I wouldn't give!! Such a sexy man in man's underwear - it's making my own underwear unusually tight π₯΅
This guy's photos are works of art
I proudly walk through all locker rooms naked as the day I was born!! Doing my part to bring it back man!
Sounds like the kind of trouble I'd like to get into
A different kind of protein shake.
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Wish locker rooms still looked like this without all the towel dancing bullshit
Wet dreams smell like this
Bro time is the best time
big boofin π
This guy rocks the tighty whities π€©
Weβve all got that one jock thatβs held together by jizz, sweat, piss and prayers
Goddamn π₯΅
Guilty
Every single one