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30 / They/Them / ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ / ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ ๐Ÿ“ท @searynnsfw.bsky.social Former Peasant, Current Loser Former Streamer, Current Stream Viewer Former Video Editor, Current Lazy ass

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Latest posts by danjon3711.bsky.social on Bluesky


Only I could somehow chip half a front tooth the day before I have a dentist appointment....

25.02.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters theyโ€™ve created.

The stories theyโ€™ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They donโ€™t.

Tell. Them.

24.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12473    ๐Ÿ” 6364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 188

nobody suspects a thing

20.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Friday

20.02.2026 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40892    ๐Ÿ” 10887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 313    ๐Ÿ“Œ 339

All the people in the QRTs/Comments like 'bro just make D3 at this point'....

What do you think Edge of Fate, The Portal, The Gear Tiers, and the Light refresh was supposed to be?

If you hated that, you'll despise a D3 where you don't have your fav old gear to fall back on and 1/5 the content....

18.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A mini seasonal update delayed to the slot the next DLC was supposed to launch.... jee-zus-fuh-king-christ....

I'm sorry but Destiny isn't dying, it's on life support, and actively hoping nobody needs to charge their phone right now...

18.02.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wednesday

18.02.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4499    ๐Ÿ” 755    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

"Cause of death: Leeds United."

"Cause of death: Leeds United."

Yet again

15.02.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i find myself crying over something ive forgotten...

#Warframe #warframefanart #warframetheoldpeace

14.02.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
11.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7214    ๐Ÿ” 2620    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Optimus Meets Shakespeare #transformers #linkinpark
excellent cover by @danontheguitar on instagram and tiktok!

10.02.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 549    ๐Ÿ” 206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
hey!
Did you know!
You can cancel posts and save them as drafts now!
Clown girls are underrated tbh

hey! Did you know! You can cancel posts and save them as drafts now! Clown girls are underrated tbh

Drafts

10.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2593    ๐Ÿ” 353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

If you're gonna read any quote from an article on the game, let it be this one, because I think it sums up a lot of the feelings of fans pretty succintly

09.02.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3079    ๐Ÿ” 1223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

I wasn't expecting much from a 3 Kiwami - easily the worst game in the series and the last two games being the mids of IW and PYIH - but jesus fucking christ this is DAMNING!!!

09.02.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After playing Gran Turismo 4 on my emu, whichever company makes a driving game that is basically GT4 but in 2026 will be able to retire on that release alone....

08.02.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How have Bungie, after D1 Vanilla, Taken King, Rise of Iron, D2 Vanilla, and Lightfall, fallen into the same drought of content/communication for what is now the SIXTH TIME?! SIX?!?! IN TWELVE YEARS!?!?!

06.02.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

04.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17769    ๐Ÿ” 5368    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 362

Wrestling can be cool. I like cool wrestling.

01.02.2026 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me tell you, nothing absolutely destroys confidence in my own game and GM abilities like 4/5 players in my game waxing lyrical about the other game they share all week, while discussion about my game exists exactly between 9:55pm and 2:05am - ie session time - and no time else...

01.02.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a DnD game filled with chaotic horny mofos is hilarious, but also infuriating, because any time I try to taunt them with "y'all can take on an adult dragon right...." I get at least 2 DMs afterwards to the effect of "i can take them, fighting is optional"

28.01.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two wrestling matches at once?! #MysteryWrestling21

Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com

#MysteryWrestling ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

27.01.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020

The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

27.01.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4698    ๐Ÿ” 1724    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 155

Tonight in DnD: The party were stopped by a trio of cows who got mad when the wind blew the leaves they were counting. The circus rolled into town, the dragonborn won a fish from a test of strength, the paladin got vibe checked so hard they blue screened, and a child turned into a doll

26.01.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No joke. On the bus yesterday I overheard two guys drunk midday going "OI MATE, U GETTING THE NEW MCDONALDS EPSTEIN BURGER?"

22.01.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1516    ๐Ÿ” 402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If I hear Pepper Coyote....or see a 'No Cock Like Horse Cock' sign at AEW...

22.01.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've had the pleasure of watching many great wrestling matches in Cathays, but between Falls Count Somewhere, and this match, I can't hink of any time I've laughed harder at wrestling in Cardiff.

Mystery Wrestling is something special, and I cannot wait to watch more.

21.01.2026 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the new YouTube Subscriptions page. The top row of videos features 'most relevant' videos from up to 3 days ago. The middle row is a series of youtube shorts content. The bottom is the most recent video from a channel subscribed to.

A screenshot of the new YouTube Subscriptions page. The top row of videos features 'most relevant' videos from up to 3 days ago. The middle row is a series of youtube shorts content. The bottom is the most recent video from a channel subscribed to.

Youtube has completely destroyed the subscription page on desktop, like WTF is this man..... bring back my 4X5 thumbnails....

21.01.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is holding a pink object ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

07.01.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5775    ๐Ÿ” 2243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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yall are nasty!!! ๐Ÿ˜ 

16.01.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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