“In order to survive this new world, they must evolve…”
Yeah?
“improve over time…”
Wh-
“adapt to their circumstances…”
Yeah I know what fucking evolve means Netflix its a show about dinosaurs. You can assume SOME knowledge on my part.
I dunno who wrote the script for that new Dinosaurs Netflix documentary but I’ve never felt such active contempt of an audience before.
“We better get Morgan Freeman to say “in the age of the dinosaurs” every three and a half minutes so the dumb-dumbs don’t get confused”.
Once a week in the town of Oglin you’ll see some Dwarf with a face as red as their eyes scamper into the Dwarven Embassy to attend the “special” seminar, knowing they’re among fellow inquisitives.
Other embassies across Mundain tend to point towards the nearest Harlot’s Guild and say “ask them.”
The Green Knights: Kill anyone with a job
The Grey Wizards: Give everyone a gun
The Faerie Godmothers: Kill anyone over the slightest transgression
The Wonderlanders: What if a little bit of slavery
So far V&V’s factions range from “Psychotic Good” to “I Kinda Get It But What The Fuck Evil”.
Great job guys!
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The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans.
“I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.
One of ours is a single bloke in a cape with a bin on his head.
And he's considered sensible and informed.
Genius.
This might invoke jealousy in countries with two or fewer political parties but here in western Europe there's a whole bouquet of useless wankers to align with.
*Creates a murderer with an ideology*
"Are you a communist?!"
While my fantasy setting about dead gods, rampant casual sex, near non-existent traditional family roles, the ability to change genitals at will, and the collapse of monarchy and government do allude to my obvious leftiness, no I'm not.
This one's a bit joyless for my usual offering but I do like her face & body shape. Maybe she has a cousin that's not as politically active.
Good idea, could make her immune to poison as a passive ability.
I was thinking of a particular Terry Pratchett quote when creating this little revolutionary.
The "big-tittied Goblin" part came naturally.
Mushrooms didn't take, I guess. I s'pose she's both self-actualised but remembers the social hierarchy of her feral progenitors.
Had a fun idea for Factions in that every one should come with a boss fight, so they can either be the heroes or the villains of your table.
In combat, The Green Knight mimics your party’s abilities, able to do the move you just did on her, much like the story she’s based on.
The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans.
“I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.
That parasitic mycelium fills you out nicely.
Awesome, great job!
Spud's buds and bobs
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Some people think wizards shout things like "Merlin's Beard" in times of distress, but these people haven't seen a wizard have a fireball go off backwards.
They tend to say things like "ow, fuck, my fucking arm, I fucking hate magic, bugger this, I'm off down the boozer".
(Drawn for an Adventure in the V&V book that entails a wizard accidentally casting a Bimbofication spell on herself.
A party of willing test subjects might help her remember the spells she’s forgotten.)
There are plenty of wizards with perfect wobblers or a two foot softie, and even some that look vaguely attractive under the exhausted eyes, cigarette stink and tattooed reminders of basic social interaction.
But if a wizard looks gorgeous, something’s gone wrong.
Bunch of cuties, great job!
Sooooo, I am bad at keeping up with posting. @viceandviolence.bsky.social's ttrpg was brought to my attention recently, so here are three characters for that (The Relmer belonging my SO)
Excellent job guys! Excited to see how it turns out!
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There’s lore behind that glass, not sure what it is yet but it shows up in windows and lanterns quite a lot.
Warm fuzzies.
Every battle royale or extraction shooter.
Picking up better guns and armour to get an edge on the other team is ancient gameplay, these new genres add the tension of “waiting for another game if I die”.
