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The Green Knights: Kill anyone with a job

The Grey Wizards: Give everyone a gun

The Faerie Godmothers: Kill anyone over the slightest transgression

The Wonderlanders: What if a little bit of slavery

So far V&V’s factions range from “Psychotic Good” to “I Kinda Get It But What The Fuck Evil”.

08.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 1715    🔁 245    💬 40    📌 2

Great job guys!

07.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Part 4!

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06.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 367    🔁 43    💬 2    📌 0
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The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans.

“I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.

05.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 3219    🔁 543    💬 68    📌 5

One of ours is a single bloke in a cape with a bin on his head.

And he's considered sensible and informed.

05.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Genius.

05.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This might invoke jealousy in countries with two or fewer political parties but here in western Europe there's a whole bouquet of useless wankers to align with.

05.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 438    🔁 7    💬 9    📌 0

*Creates a murderer with an ideology*

"Are you a communist?!"

While my fantasy setting about dead gods, rampant casual sex, near non-existent traditional family roles, the ability to change genitals at will, and the collapse of monarchy and government do allude to my obvious leftiness, no I'm not.

05.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 476    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 1

This one's a bit joyless for my usual offering but I do like her face & body shape. Maybe she has a cousin that's not as politically active.

05.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Good idea, could make her immune to poison as a passive ability.

05.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was thinking of a particular Terry Pratchett quote when creating this little revolutionary.

The "big-tittied Goblin" part came naturally.

05.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 347    🔁 32    💬 11    📌 0

Mushrooms didn't take, I guess. I s'pose she's both self-actualised but remembers the social hierarchy of her feral progenitors.

05.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Had a fun idea for Factions in that every one should come with a boss fight, so they can either be the heroes or the villains of your table.

In combat, The Green Knight mimics your party’s abilities, able to do the move you just did on her, much like the story she’s based on.

05.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 173    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans.

“I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.

05.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 3219    🔁 543    💬 68    📌 5
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That parasitic mycelium fills you out nicely.

04.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 3112    🔁 505    💬 46    📌 0

Awesome, great job!

02.03.2026 13:11 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spud's buds and bobs
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02.03.2026 13:07 — 👍 723    🔁 75    💬 3    📌 0

Some people think wizards shout things like "Merlin's Beard" in times of distress, but these people haven't seen a wizard have a fireball go off backwards.

They tend to say things like "ow, fuck, my fucking arm, I fucking hate magic, bugger this, I'm off down the boozer".

02.03.2026 11:24 — 👍 389    🔁 16    💬 5    📌 0

(Drawn for an Adventure in the V&V book that entails a wizard accidentally casting a Bimbofication spell on herself.

A party of willing test subjects might help her remember the spells she’s forgotten.)

02.03.2026 11:04 — 👍 141    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 0
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There are plenty of wizards with perfect wobblers or a two foot softie, and even some that look vaguely attractive under the exhausted eyes, cigarette stink and tattooed reminders of basic social interaction.

But if a wizard looks gorgeous, something’s gone wrong.

02.03.2026 11:04 — 👍 3334    🔁 418    💬 14    📌 1

Bunch of cuties, great job!

28.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sooooo, I am bad at keeping up with posting. @viceandviolence.bsky.social's ttrpg was brought to my attention recently, so here are three characters for that (The Relmer belonging my SO)

28.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 130    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 0

Excellent job guys! Excited to see how it turns out!

28.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Part 3!

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🐲🎙️ @bukkacakez.bsky.social
🧝‍♀️🎙️ @saucysatay.bsky.social

27.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 514    🔁 62    💬 4    📌 2
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There’s lore behind that glass, not sure what it is yet but it shows up in windows and lanterns quite a lot.

27.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 150    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0
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Warm fuzzies.

27.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 3442    🔁 529    💬 20    📌 2

Every battle royale or extraction shooter.

Picking up better guns and armour to get an edge on the other team is ancient gameplay, these new genres add the tension of “waiting for another game if I die”.

25.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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W-what was that about dryads

24.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 4503    🔁 700    💬 35    📌 6

I feel like every multiplayer genre has been iterated on so much over 30 years that they're all mutated and weird.

"It's like a classic team deathmatch, with guns and power ups across the map, only the teams are three players and if you die once you have to find another server."

Cool. Why.

24.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 380    🔁 11    💬 9    📌 0

I like the five minutes of fighting the other team but not the forty minutes of fucking about.

24.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0