Patchouli Woollahra

Patchouli Woollahra

@woollahra.bsky.social

Four years. Thank god you just read this profile. Working on a #comic: Updates marked #Postillion Also: NAFO Associate Non-Fella Member, Veteran not-dead Second Lifer.

2,199 Followers 1,150 Following 30,237 Posts Joined Sep 2023
5 minutes ago

A reminder from Second Life's failed attempt to do age verification:

"We are Mohammed Atta. A 403569th plane has struck the WTC towers."

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7 minutes ago

It's on the state for not facilitating earlier voting or postal votes.

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8 minutes ago

*looks up from Lunar New Year final days hotpot* the heck?

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9 minutes ago

Thank God for Prince Williams, always putting liar royals to the sword.

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10 minutes ago

If there's one thing ive learnt from Pandemic 2, it's that shutting down all the shit is a common response to various forms of trauma on a nation.

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12 minutes ago

It's only a matter of time before he becomes Lucius The Eternal and then proceeds to commit suicide because that stupid new Trump face on his armor is talking nonsense nonstop. (This is a wh40k ref. Sorry if you don't get it)

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16 minutes ago

At some point, Ukraine will capture an entire unit consisting only of Africans... then Russia will accuse them of being racist colonists. My brother in Krill, YOU hired the mercs.

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30 minutes ago

The last thing I associate with a warfighter is the word "Whore"

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32 minutes ago

Hey... isnt that the little dinosaur that hops along the parched deserts of offline Chrome?

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35 minutes ago

To abuse an offensive term of old: always go full tardigrade. Always left your friend go full tardigrade.

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1 hour ago
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I lost another gig, so I'm still available for work lol

Looking to do covers for comics/novels, comic interiors/ coloring, spot illustrations, pin ups, character art, and comms.

Msg me or email me at mcapriglione 3995 (at) gmail if interested πŸ’–

thanks πŸ’–πŸ₯²

Portfolio: mcapriglioneart.weebly.com

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39 minutes ago

Fun fact: i was closer to making a nuke with my collection of vintage orange glaze cutlery, older style smoke detectors, and Tritium dialed analog watches. Heck. I have the centrifuge spinning in my basement right now

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3 hours ago
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Man's blue skin A&E panic was just bed sheet dye Tommy Lynch rushed to hospital when he woke with blue skin but it turned out to be from his sheets.

Reminded me of the day a colleague had a pen burst in his mouth moments before we had a client visit. The first thing they said as we arrived in the meeting room was β€œWelcome, so which Smurf did you suck off?”

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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44 minutes ago

Cummy Smurf. Duh!

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45 minutes ago

Funny shit that: CPAC gatherings lead to a spike in Tinder use around the MICE venue that hosts them.

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1 hour ago

Give him a German accent, a wheel chair, and a set of electrodes that involuntarily raise his left arm when he feels that disgusting pride of his.

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2 hours ago

Next up, that outdated intel wastes lives as Iranian MANPADs not flagged by old intel take out incoming US Spec Ops. Is this what anyone American wants?

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5 hours ago

Does Blue Sky have a Bluesky?

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5 hours ago

Im giving so many shits now, I may be warded for intestinal issues!

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5 hours ago

If you keep stabbing a stiletto into a concrete block you don't get to complain when it slides off some dude's back when you try yo stab them...

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5 hours ago

That's after the midterms. Pick a GOP and vote flood them out

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5 hours ago

Repeat after me: the best way to avoid being droned in Serebryansky Forest is to stay thr fuck out of Serebryansky Forest. OK?

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5 hours ago

Explain to me how describing part of the water cycle is offensive. Next they'll arrest people for shirts that quote the refrain from Talking Heads' Once In A Lifetime too.

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10 hours ago

She even kept the damn thing in a specimen bottle. which is something you don't do with modern coding tools these days unless you want to create lessons on debugging code.

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10 hours ago

Funniest fact about Admiral Grace Hopper, really: she literally debugged code - went right in the vacuum tube and yanked out a bug that was causing the code she was writing across the tubes to crash.

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10 hours ago

Yes, there is a Pixar movie now named Hoppers. so I made a stupid joke involving every famous person named Hopper I could think of.

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10 hours ago

he's a idiot, at some point, eventually, he WILL suicide himself on a cause that is clearly indefensible.

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11 hours ago

also: underclocking of hammerspaces. Am I going too far now?

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11 hours ago

To abuse David Lynch on getting off X: Fix your heart or die.

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11 hours ago

Right answers, wrong workings.

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