A reminder from Second Life's failed attempt to do age verification:
"We are Mohammed Atta. A 403569th plane has struck the WTC towers."
It's on the state for not facilitating earlier voting or postal votes.
*looks up from Lunar New Year final days hotpot* the heck?
Thank God for Prince Williams, always putting liar royals to the sword.
If there's one thing ive learnt from Pandemic 2, it's that shutting down all the shit is a common response to various forms of trauma on a nation.
It's only a matter of time before he becomes Lucius The Eternal and then proceeds to commit suicide because that stupid new Trump face on his armor is talking nonsense nonstop. (This is a wh40k ref. Sorry if you don't get it)
At some point, Ukraine will capture an entire unit consisting only of Africans... then Russia will accuse them of being racist colonists. My brother in Krill, YOU hired the mercs.
The last thing I associate with a warfighter is the word "Whore"
Hey... isnt that the little dinosaur that hops along the parched deserts of offline Chrome?
To abuse an offensive term of old: always go full tardigrade. Always left your friend go full tardigrade.
I lost another gig, so I'm still available for work lol
Looking to do covers for comics/novels, comic interiors/ coloring, spot illustrations, pin ups, character art, and comms.
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Fun fact: i was closer to making a nuke with my collection of vintage orange glaze cutlery, older style smoke detectors, and Tritium dialed analog watches. Heck. I have the centrifuge spinning in my basement right now
Reminded me of the day a colleague had a pen burst in his mouth moments before we had a client visit. The first thing they said as we arrived in the meeting room was βWelcome, so which Smurf did you suck off?β
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Cummy Smurf. Duh!
Funny shit that: CPAC gatherings lead to a spike in Tinder use around the MICE venue that hosts them.
Give him a German accent, a wheel chair, and a set of electrodes that involuntarily raise his left arm when he feels that disgusting pride of his.
Next up, that outdated intel wastes lives as Iranian MANPADs not flagged by old intel take out incoming US Spec Ops. Is this what anyone American wants?
Does Blue Sky have a Bluesky?
Im giving so many shits now, I may be warded for intestinal issues!
If you keep stabbing a stiletto into a concrete block you don't get to complain when it slides off some dude's back when you try yo stab them...
That's after the midterms. Pick a GOP and vote flood them out
Repeat after me: the best way to avoid being droned in Serebryansky Forest is to stay thr fuck out of Serebryansky Forest. OK?
Explain to me how describing part of the water cycle is offensive. Next they'll arrest people for shirts that quote the refrain from Talking Heads' Once In A Lifetime too.
She even kept the damn thing in a specimen bottle. which is something you don't do with modern coding tools these days unless you want to create lessons on debugging code.
Funniest fact about Admiral Grace Hopper, really: she literally debugged code - went right in the vacuum tube and yanked out a bug that was causing the code she was writing across the tubes to crash.
Yes, there is a Pixar movie now named Hoppers. so I made a stupid joke involving every famous person named Hopper I could think of.
he's a idiot, at some point, eventually, he WILL suicide himself on a cause that is clearly indefensible.
also: underclocking of hammerspaces. Am I going too far now?
To abuse David Lynch on getting off X: Fix your heart or die.
Right answers, wrong workings.