Joel

There’s a lady in this store doing a medical intake questionnaire on speakerphone in line for the register.

Friend of mine asked ChatGPT to write a song about Ian Happ and it’s an absolute banger.

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Never seen It’s A Wonderful Life. And I have no interest in seeing it. I’m 48, if I wanted to see it I would have by now. No matter how many times every holiday season I get told that I have to watch it I’m still not gonna do it.

It amazes me how many professional broadcasters don’t know how to pronounce “Jaguars”.

Never ever fails. Game is pretty much over and that’s when Ian Happ decides to get a hit.

What the absolute FUCK would Counsell leave him in there after the home run??

Counsell has to be the most overrated manager in history.

He’s been so bad all season.

I just can’t watch this team if Ian Happ is in the lineup. He shouldn’t even be on a major league roster.

This is a real place that I just drove by

I’ve never hated a pro athlete more than I hate Ian Happ.

When was the last time you saw a defense this bad against the run?

Stop fucking giving it to Swift

@letseatnachos.bsky.social this you?

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Game is over and they’re just playing out the last two games before heading home and they pull that shit??

That’s so shitty. You’re gonna lose the game and your season is over and you intentionally walk a guy with the chance for a cycle

Guy running this training just used the phrase “too many cooks” so now I get to sit through another four hours of this with that song stuck in my head

Listening to a coworker from St Louis tell me how the crime in Chicago is the worst it’s ever been and she knows this because her daughter lives in the Gold Coast and gets mugged at gunpoint monthly but won’t move out.

The average American will make $1.7 million in their lifetime. If Elon Musk spent $1.7 million every day it would take him 773 years to spend all his money.

I drive Door Dash sometimes when I’m bored. I just took a delivery where someone paid me $16 to deliver them rolls and Mac and cheese from fucking Golden Corral. This world is doomed.

Nothing is too small for Republicans to find a way to be a victim.

It was still gonna be a two TD game if they kicked the FG. Love that call even if they didn’t convert.

Guardian Karen.

It is really sad that Charlie’s kids will grow up without a dad because of the philosophies he triumphed.

a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .

People who ask question 8 hours and 55 minutes into a 9 hour day of training meetings…

Oh cool, my 13 year old daughter just saw the neighbor fucking his girlfriend cause he forgot to close the curtain….

I can’t tell if Cam Newton is a giant or that lady is the size of an average seven year old.

Joe Rogan does CPR training?

This dude at McDonalds is watching reels at full volume.

Family really sucks ass sometimes

*WHEN Jordan Love turns into a pumpkin