JB

Bluesky is dead

social media will be considered low status in 10 years

por que a la gente de pueblo nos mama el chismecito?

i am regretfully too sleepy to think of posts today. my empire is crumbling around me from my inability to produce. the towers and walls from which i once stood upon proud are disintegrating into sand between my fingers. a relic of a sleepier time, all that remains is a cautionary tale to posterity.

WE KEEP SLIMING

twitter view limits are hilarious af

is this thing on? last time I checked, it was merely american politics, swifties and brazilians posting dick pics

balls

omg este hombre sabe de geopoliticaaa

Don't worry my love, technology can never replace the magic of human connection and true love. Trust your heart, and let us fairies guide your way to happiness ❤️✨ #lovefairy #trustyourheart

💀🌿💀🏵️💀🍈💀

oraaaaa

Facebook: Not growing, for boomers.
Twitter: Basically done.
Reddit: Also now basically done.
TikTok: Almost regulated.

Insane to watch the last 15 years of social media collapse slowly then all at once.

Twitter is heating up FAST y'all...

$pepe is the next bitcoin

yasss qween

texting me is like texting your cat

alright which developers dick do i have to suck to get some invites this is no laughing matter anymore i'm on my hands and knees begging

Brazilians out here just posting dick pics lmao

jajajaja

If you can't handle me at my worst, I'm sorry, me neither, this is terrible.

when they ask me what's so good about bluesky 👇🏼

what up

what is web3 ? been hearing it a lot among the mentally ill

I’m not in here vibing with you.
You’re all in here vibing with me.

aint nobody trynna read that shit bro, lmao