girl who looks like a boy who looks like she wants to kill you
04.02.2026 02:19 β π 90 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0
penis me this β¦β¦ iβm the penisler
24.12.2025 04:21 β π 58 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0
*paula cole voice* where have all the chopped uncs goooonnneee
09.01.2026 00:06 β π 97 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0
say it louder for the people in my ass
19.07.2023 23:36 β π 125 π 20 π¬ 3 π 3
04.02.2026 01:23 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
no matter how annoying discourse on here can get, it never gets this bad
03.02.2026 22:11 β π 641 π 60 π¬ 40 π 28
he baja blasted his closed timelike curve clone's prostate so hard it collapsed into its schwarzchild radius
04.02.2026 00:08 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
when someone with 0 followers retweets you . like they're hanging your painting in their closet
18.10.2024 17:32 β π 378 π 54 π¬ 13 π 6
beware the ides of right now
30.07.2025 01:45 β π 151 π 13 π¬ 3 π 0
why is everyone saying "i should call her" who is she?? a swarm of self replicating nanomachines??? why are you so attracted to gray goo. what is going on with you people
03.02.2026 23:58 β π 37 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
the human mind was not meant to perceive more than 1-2 orbs per day
25.08.2025 21:35 β π 91 π 17 π¬ 3 π 2
03.02.2026 23:44 β π 89 π 13 π¬ 2 π 1
fight me
03.02.2026 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
two hands pointing guns at each other
this could be us
03.02.2026 20:33 β π 45 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
luts make this glory hole a glory home
03.02.2026 20:25 β π 75 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0
(young maslow) man i need so much different shit
03.02.2026 21:28 β π 92 π 15 π¬ 2 π 0
"im going to fuckeng mcLose it" - rongle mcdongle. his wife perished in the oil
03.02.2026 21:44 β π 120 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0
awww u want somw too?? bbbbbbb
03.02.2026 21:41 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
im gomna bb u. bbbbbbb
03.02.2026 19:44 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
03.02.2026 19:24 β π 33 π 2 π¬ 9 π 2
save me beach gun..... we need you now more than ever..... beach gun............
03.02.2026 19:10 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
tag urself
i am end of purple earth oxygen crisis
03.02.2026 19:08 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 5 π 1
u just gotta be like "thats far out man" and then start playing money by pink floyd off ur phone speaker
03.02.2026 18:59 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
an open can of sardines, downloaded from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Open_cans#/media/File:2006_sardines_can_open.jpg
girlpile
03.02.2026 18:44 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1
never argue with someone who has their book as their profile's header image
03.02.2026 18:40 β π 69 π 7 π¬ 2 π 3
powerful thinkers should be made to wear a condom of the mind
03.02.2026 17:27 β π 67 π 11 π¬ 3 π 2
55 shits 55 dookies 55 turds 55 craps
22.09.2025 11:55 β π 56 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0
Foolish SoyJack!
I Laced Yo Shit!
Fuuuuuuuuck
03.02.2026 18:03 β π 155 π 34 π¬ 2 π 0
Top image: Trump looking out the window of the Oval Office
Middle image: The Yellow King deity from True Detective but Jeff Epsteinβs face is on it
Bottom image: Trump giving a thumbs up
03.02.2026 14:38 β π 85 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0
I still like Chomsky but itβs just as a linguistics guy now. I no longer respect him as a sexual being
03.02.2026 17:29 β π 112 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0
they hate to see a girlboss stimming
lapsed music critic and current hobby photographer. pretyy girl. sometimes nsfw. left of liberal.
pronouns: don't overthink it
Max! He/him. Game dev. Loves design, culture, cooking. Aromantic/enm. Games: CROSSNIQ+, Among Us VR. Runs aqualounge.tv. Next: more games!
Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.
Lt Cmdr of Star Trek @earlgreymemes.club
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA β she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
she/her, 27. shitposting half of me, other half is https://bsky.app/profile/oops-all-serious.bsky.social
minors DNI, though this account is pretty much 99% SFW in content
spinning in daffodils like one gay mthrfckr
certified gun tranny. stereotype-filled animate corpse. semi practicing dog. 30% Olin WC846, 25% disgusting faggot, and 45% unholy rot by volume.
the deceased subject faced no charges.
it/she * 18+ * plural * queer * art and selfies and shitposts * patreon.com/susantheloser * commissions at https://www.ko-fi.com/icutmyownhairs/
Just a new guy looking for his friends.
notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
crazy sexy cool huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
i make art, mostly with computers. currently working on an open world RPG with roguelike roots and an experimental bent. cat mom. she / her or they / them.
7ue | secret agent(s) / Technmesis.
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He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
combat jacking on the posters battlefield
i write computer programs for fun and money
he/him
langs: en, eo
