scaryssa walmart dog

The right funny sticker on the back of a car could heal this nation

holy shit trump is mobilizing this cock

James Webb Looked Too Deep Into Space... What It Found Is Disturbing Tell web to keep looking until it finds the EPSTINE FILES.

If I was rich I would get in a serious car crash every day

1984 is scary because it goes beyond simply being a work of fiction. It was an entire year

pubes frisbee

scientists prove lil wayne lives in a simulation. the rest of us are still unfortunately really here

cillian murphy emerging from the ground

spinoza said that a rock flying through the air, if it had consciousness, would believe it was moving of its own free will. schopenhauer believed the rock would be correct. being alive is different from being regarded as alive. may all beings be free from suffering

Blue Alien gf: What is "kush blasting"? I want to learn..

i peered behind a door at willy wonkas chocolate factory and they were straight up just executing children with pistols

a guy wearing a black t shirt that says: IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN THE TACO BELL MENU IS TRYING OUT NEW SPECIALTIES AND SOME OF YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND THEN TACO BELL TAKES THEM AWAY

this is my political affiliation now

yall know not every thought is an intrusive thought, right? some of them are just regular thoughts. good luck

at most there are like 16 unique souls the rest of u are not real. ban soul sharing now. its gotten out of control. bring me the head of cole sprouse

power comes from everywhere. it is exercised at innumerable points and it is dynamic. power is productive; it produces reality. foucault

>makes a twitter clone
>look inside
>it's tumblr

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

poop in the hand is worth 2 in the butt

my advice for being online is to assume every post is somehow about you and take everything extremely personally

If the Hamburgular targeted Wendy’s they would not know what hit them. It would be fucking crazy

The free masons are a powerful organization. I may have underestimated their reach and cunning to some extent

mods are asleep post xerath edits

text message from zheanna. a cute goofy picture of her wearing a cooling eye mask followed by "i'm batman. do not screenshot this and post it"

i have information that will lead to the arrest of the batman

We're probably 2 or 3 days of discourse away from fully understanding the nature of consciousness

pussy spiders, she has pussy spiders.

poop in the hand is worth 2 in the butt

Court documents reveal that director Ethan Coen is attempting to sue his brother Joel Coen over which of them will get to direct a movie using the "Omegaverse" trope

(Source: Court Documents)

We’re gonna need a bigger chastity belt. And some chastity tights. And chastity gloves. And a chastity hat

history of the world:
-caveman times
-knights
-cowboy times
-hitler times (really bad)
-george bush elected (bad)
-today