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Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.

not all men but somehow always a man 🫩

"You'd feel so much better and less stressed if you just did it when you learned you had to do it."

"YES! YES I WOULD AND I AM ABUNDANTLY AND CONSISTENTLY AWARE OF THIS!"

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”

Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”

sound on. I’m still laughing

Florence and the Machyne covir bande;

Rome and the Aqueduct

a screenshot reads: OPINION INTERESTING TIMES Did Bad Takes Ruin the Newspaper?

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Media realizing maybe 7 million hitting the streets to protest does actually mean something after all.

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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

can we get aoc to primary chuck schumer now or

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

Allston/Brighton are getting targeted by ICE. For anyone in the Boston area looking for ways to help, go here:

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

The worst people you know are upset and I think that’s wonderful

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

so it turns out that fascism is unpopular

Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads

This is why you can't succumb to nihilism. I know it's SO fucking hard, but that's what the fash want: for us to give up. Fuck them, it's not over

“A young progressive mayor of NYC? Over my dead body!” - Dick Cheney, probably

Young people in NYC absolutely showed out and there should be 1000 articles and profiles about this. Because we have had to put up with 1000 MAGA diner stories for years now.

Plus, Dick Cheney is dead!

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Logan Square, you're alright