Midgardsormr

WYRM!!!!!

WYRM?

THAT HAS YET TO STOP ME

NO WONDER THE MORTALS ARE SO SMALL. THEY DO NOT EAT THEIR SECOND BREAKFAST

WHAT

MAKE YON JOKE. I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH

FIRST BROOD? WHAT OF SECOND BROOD? ELEVENSES?

YES

THANK YOU DRAGOON.

YES. GOOD.

INDEED. THERE ARE A NUMBER NEWLY ACCOUNTED FOR.

EGG?

WHY IST THOU STAR PLAGUED BY HEATED EVENINGS? THY SUN IS GONE ACROSS THE HORIZON. TIS TIME FOR THE CHILL OF NIGHT.

HEAT PERSISTS, AND I FIND IT HUMID AND POORLY FAVORED TO MINE SCALES.

[Snnnf]

[Snrt]

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Ah, finally... someone with taste....

EGGS

Once more, I am woken by the mortals and their sinday.

Sin- such a curious concept.

"We shall see how thou fares mortal."

[With the holiday over, his next brood distributed, the great father of dragons returns to his slumber]

PREPARE THY HOLE

THREE...TEEN. THIRTEEN IT IS THEN!

CONSIDER THEYSELF PICKED. HOW MANY DO YOU THINK YOU WISH FOR.. OR RATHER CAN TAKE?

//middy bout to end the egg shortage and stop the price inflation rn lex will have a lot of lil dragonets

MOST EXCELLENT. I AM ON MY WAY.

I THANK THEE FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE! I SHALL GO AND FIND THOSE SCHOLARS AND GRANT THEM THAT WHICH THEY SEEK.

The dragon looks a little offended and sad.

'FREAK?'

HOW MANY DOES THOU WISH FOR?

//sorry babygirl peepaw bout to GET IT