Karim Palant

I had a chemistry teacher from Sunderland and him trying to explain alkanes and alkenes in a Liverpool school was total chaos

‘No! One with an aaaeee and one with an aaaee!’

And that my friends is why Al Carns has an uphill battle for no10.

Not sure - think that’s mainly accounted for by projection

Counter point: Most politicians would respond that way. I’ve seen everyone from Gordon Brown to …. Vernon coaker? … do similar. Most of how we interpret politicians is our own projection onto them.

in the early 2010s- we produced lots of papers seeking to explain to leader’s office the levels to which you’d need to raise the minimum wage to actually affect child poverty to counter balance the loss of tax credits. The ‘tax credits are subsidising bad employers’ argument misses the point.

Hmmmmm. Given he said £35bn cuts to public services would ‘only be the start’ he was right too

Howard Flight dying is very sad but brings back extremely vivid memories of 2005. Chanting ‘Howard flight was right’ at Michael Howard.

(Not sure I know the answer to these questions btw)

1. How many such governments have there ever been? 2. Aren’t we just talking about ‘Labour governments that came to power at the absolute edge of fiscal sustainability’

Would a Labour defection to reform help or hinder their progress?

I don’t think I agree. many unknowns re Reform and Tory vote next time. But on the ‘more of the same’ issue even if voters did perceive there was some continuity …: defecting to different party that was recently seen as a pariah (it’s part of their appeal) is a pretty potent ‘clause 4 moment’.

The absolute banter outcome is the draft speech was a fake

If you were really committed

In retrospect it should have been clear civilisation was only a fragile veneer when people persisted in putting tea bags in the sink.

Unlike its members this group never gets old

go.bsky.app/B5X2Tsg

Daughter told me a boy banged his head at school and got percussion

I would love it if he beat this

That’s the best case scenario

The school canteen has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

I’ve had several pretty minor reasons to contact my doctors surgery in the past few weeks. The tech worked, it was quite efficient and I got good treatment. I feel like post pandemic chaos has ebbed somewhat.

Spending a lot of today sending folk messages and then about ten minutes later writing ‘oh err happy new year’

@jim.londoncentric.media

Cummerbund and vest is the look for 2026 apparently.

The man standing on the left of Boyzone looks like an ageing Maitre D’ at a restaurant serving a really rather well renowned Tournedos Rossini who particularly enjoys his role dishing up Crepe Suzette whenever the older lady customers order it.

Excellent to get the Everton 1995 FA cup song into the new year fireworks 💪

Reijnders scored either side of Christmas. Busy time for him.

CCHQ’s new Christmas screwball comedy

Didn’t we watch Goodfellas recently?

Did we?

Yeh, we watched it you know the one…

‘Oh the one with Joe Pasquale?’

‘….’

Half Ma’am Half Brisket

Reijnders getting on the scoresheet just before Christmas I see