Guy Fraser

Inigo Montoya

As a teenager working in a shop, I served England rugby union international Mike Catt a sausage roll

Not knocking FlashScore generally - an excellent service free of charge, BUT the reporting of Califoria’s goal for Arsenal against Wolves on Saturday “increases his teams tally” for the first goal in a 1-0 is a bit of a howler, would accept it for 3rd or 4th goal but not the only goal of the game

@pilottvpod.bsky.social

Inside Ben Whishaw’s Transformation Into Iconic Photographer Peter Hujar Bolstered by a brilliant performance from Whishaw, Ira Sachs’s Peter Hujar’s Day brings a major artist to vivid life. “Ben said to me it was the hardest thing he’s ever done,” the director tells Vanit...

“In 1974, photographer Peter Hujar met up with his close friend, author Linda Rosenkrantz. Rosenkrantz wanted him to tell her everything he’d done the day before, from when he woke up to when he went to bed, from what he did for work to what he ate for dinner.”

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I can only speak for Bristol city but the lads on loan locally at non league clubs still train with the academy on certain days

Hi, just heard the Ed gamble coffee pod cat hat episode. Please can I recommend avocado packaging for the cool gangster hat look

Ha. Diomede was always short

Diomede

No petit desailly or thuram

*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.

“I’m under the weather” we all are. The weather is in the sky. Unless you’re in an airplane then you’re IN the weather. Anyway get well soon!

It’s an interesting point. He’d get a game just by staying fit I reckon

If you want some comedies - maybe; Bringing up Baby, Whats up Doc, Arsenic & Old Lace, The Court Jester

Don’t legitimise it, he’s chatting wham (Gomez played entirety of league title side 19/20, Gakpo and Diaz both in double figures for goals, I’m not sure what else Mac Allister needs to do to be deemed ‘world class’)

Haha I suspect you’d have scored higher than I did

I once had to sit through a niche pub quiz round on the managerial careers of the 1966 World Cup team. Not many memorable careers (I didn’t score well)

I loved the innings, and what you say about Ponting opinion is unarguable, but if the English media were this giddy about a flashy HC from a teenage debutant the same Aussie press would be laughing at the Poms

Snap! Personally I wish the Reece cup panties were edible

@jonnelledge.bsky.social Good to finally get my hands on 47 borders @jonnelledge.bsky.social

Any knocks?

I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their pets’ names on Christmas cards, or the pets who refuse to sign

It's a common misconception. Actually, Frank Incense is the name of the king. The gift he brought was Frank Incense's monster. Look it up.

Me: I'll have a beer

Waiter: it's 10am

Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs

Guantanamo Bae

ergo propter hole

Leonardo from the ninja turtles drinking soda through a straw

If turtles hate straws so much then explain this

Hobbes, male

Someday, I'm going to find out what chloroform smells like. Maybe I already did.

You think you'll use the time machine to kill Hitler but, of course, he seduces you to his cause with his legendary charisma and then your friends are watching a documentary about the Nuremberg Trials and someone shouts, "Oh my God, is that Jack?!"