My turkey recipe calls for an apple and an onion to be stuffed into the cavity of the turkey.
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
24.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 26 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1
sick people should be able to count on social programs for care so we don't have to put ourselves through self-esteem shredding relationships just to get sufficient help
I feel so incredibly worthless today and am questioning why I'm even on this planet, and while part of me knows--
24.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 39 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1
If you touch me, you’ll understand what happiness is, Charlie Brown.
24.11.2025 12:41 — 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
22.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 238 🔁 47 💬 7 📌 0
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
24.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 139 🔁 57 💬 2 📌 1
This is partly bc Mike Johnson is a shithole, and partly bc Trump has domesticated and threatened even the right wingers, but Stephen Miller has to be a significant part of this, bc he's an even bigger asshole than all the others.
24.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 851 🔁 205 💬 52 📌 7
Happy thanksgiving, travelers.
Holy shit!
24.11.2025 13:29 — 👍 115 🔁 23 💬 14 📌 7
♥️
24.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes in public 😁🫶🏻🫶🏻
24.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🤣🏆
24.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe ask them not to bring it with them.
24.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
😬😁
24.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
maybe i should cancel.
24.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Monday is not ideal.
24.11.2025 13:58 — 👍 21 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
Ladies, when a man sends flowers to you at work, he's just marking his territory.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
24.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 59 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0
Venezuela is a made up distraction and a testing ground for illegal orders.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
23.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 455 🔁 112 💬 33 📌 8
There's something infinitely off about the NYT running an article on Black Flag
24.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
That would be very on brand
24.11.2025 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today was wacky as hell. Did somebody spike the water supply with acid.
22.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 48 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0
Blue!💙
24.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 7619 🔁 484 💬 231 📌 23
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
24.11.2025 14:01 — 👍 1620 🔁 323 💬 44 📌 8
Paul Newman with Louis XIV, photographer Sanford H. Roth’s cat, 1956.
24.11.2025 13:26 — 👍 56 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
😂
24.11.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Discontinue the lithium
24.11.2025 15:29 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
24.11.2025 13:07 — 👍 11351 🔁 1935 💬 2168 📌 2519
YouTube video by Official Sweet Channel
Sweet - Fox On The Run - 45 (OFFICIAL)
youtu.be/kRv7EjjwYBI?...
Good morning, Sunshines
24.11.2025 15:27 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Gotta get on the stick
24.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wake up wake up there are several things to panic about this week get moving
24.11.2025 11:04 — 👍 82 🔁 29 💬 8 📌 0
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“How far down can this hole go?"
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Does me knowing that I am an idiot make me more of an idiot or less?
Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser.
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