The Real Kim Shady

thank you Norm❤️‍🩹

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this fresh hell tastes store bought

Shaheen, a retiring Dem Rs are looking to flip on shutdown, says of OMB threats on back pay: “It would be a lot easier to resolve the situation if Russ Vought would stop talking.”

I'm on the record saying that Russ Vought will do things during the shutdown that will make his illegal rescissions visible in the way they otherwise weren't. And boy howdy, threatening to ignore the law on backpay is a great example. [corrected]

It’s like Jonestown in there.

i think i have a broken heart. being completely serious and literal

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

black and white goat standing on the front concrete porch of a slab-build house. He has orange hunks of foam pool noodle over his horns because he has a hunger and must bonk.

approaches cautiously

If this video reaches ur timeline, everything will be okay...

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

#bluesky #animals #nature #wildlife

The audacity 🤣

What do you mean you won’t fuck me I bought you a shrimp cocktail

-men

be the positive light in someone's Monday, twat

You've heard of cocaine bear and cocaine shark, let me introduce you to the most destructive monster yet, COCAINE GOVERNMENT!

He's totally going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell by the way.

What say you rub my magic lamp until the genie comes out?

Me flirting with her at this Arabian Nights themed party

life’s not a box of chocolates it’s a pack of fruit stripe gum

I’m a new woman and it’s good.

This is EXACTLY what I went through. He said he wasn’t interested in sex bc I was never behaving to his specifications. lol

Please understand the mindfuck these men do to us.

I should sue him for murdering my sex drive

I moved on from calling ppl “Karen” to calling them a “cunt”. Personal growth is my passion

I know what it feels like when ur husband won’t have sex with you, and it’s pretty fucking bad. Mine was a power play. the good news is now I am abstinent and don’t miss it

DMs open for nicole kidman only

Wooded setting Picnic table think park system To left the book Notes on Complexity Evil eye little bat with knitting notions inside Purple ombré WIP blanket with metal Circular knitting neees To the right karma energy water which is meh Tangled up ombré purple yarn Notebook to keep my shit organized Inside a grey and white canvas bag

Currently

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

Excuse me,sir..
did you just say you don't serve anal at this establishment

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

A male weaver underneath his nest, staring off to right of frame. He's a sparrow-sized yellow, orange and black little bird, with striking red eyes. His claws are attached to the nest, creating the weird impression that he's holding it above his head with his "arms". It's an unusual photograph: if you turn it upside down you realise the bird is simply at the nest entrance - and he's just got his neck/head at a strange angle.

Monday Mood
Off to a flyer

Picture of big bird looking rough

It’s Monday. Again.