Sweet Tea, No ICE 🧊

Faery Dust 😮‍💨💨

Just woke up. Should I give the day a try? Or fuck it and light up? #WakeNBake

I can never see Tim Allen without thinking of this:

So it’s not just me 😂😂😂

Respectable Dr. Dre

GoodtLORDT. AI is COOKING mf asses UHP!

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They told me to focus on work-

These women at my job telling me, “Oh, there’s zero chance Hes gay-“

Feels a lil homophobic. Should I go to HR?

Here’s my gay ass fairy sim 🤩

Winner 🏆 @pbs.org

Nice timing for a nap before work. 😮‍💨

Oh I see. I just saw pictures. They look good 🤩

What it taste like if it’s sour? 🥴

I was at work talking to a coworker about this song last night 😂😂😂 She ain’t know there was a music video for it. She was so impressed.

A toxic trait of mine is damning men in front of men.

I be forgetting I’m a dude.

So I be saying shit like, “she shoulda went to HR on yo ass cuz wtf?“ or “Ima need you deeper than 6, it’s not a coffin-“

Niggas flabbers really do be gasted.

I miss when art wasn’t interactive. 🫠

Because why are you comfortable licking something meant to be a piece of art…and i put hours of work on?

Ppl getting weirder by the day.

I gotta get up and get cones before this ain’t a “wake y bake” no more.

A crispy edge pancake >>>

HATE watching grown ass men leave the restroom without washing their mf hands after touch their dick and balls or digging around in their ass holes.

Tonight finna be borrinngggg. I shoulda got some edibles.

Miss Honey
Miss Honeyy

Miss Hunn-nay

Miss Honey
Honey
Honey
Honey

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Two big daddy joints in 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Finally the bed

Oh wow 😂😭

Music taste just split into two paths.

Emo rap and jazz house 🤩

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I will never forget his ass eating them thangs up talmbout some “Idk how long these cookies been sitting in the box….yall needa getchall a Beyoncé box…”

Me:

And then Beyoncé put them stale ass cookies in his Beyoncé box.

I’m not SUUPPER religious but I still believe in the holy trinity

No I’m not religious, but I still believe in the Holy Trinity

Finna be at work half baked af. 🥴

And protein. I guesssss.