💥will-i-am w crashout💥

A love that is effortless, healing, comfortable, & secure. Because we deserve nothing less

10/10 not feeling it

Did you do something different with your hair?

I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.

Thanks for the invite

Spotify count your mf days

YouTube video by shakiraVEVO Shakira - Hips Don't Lie (Official 4K Video) ft. Wyclef Jean

@deviwestside.bsky.social

a person in a green and red frog costume is dancing in front of a pink curtain . ALT: a person in a green and red frog costume is dancing in front of a pink curtain .

They know I am on tonight, my hips don't lie/ And I'm starting to feel it's right/ All the attraction, the tension/ Don't you see, baby, this is perfection

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

Lizards Go Bowling Tomorrow

a flock of seagulls are flying in front of a building with a sign that says ' sgw ' on it ALT: a flock of seagulls are flying in front of a building with a sign that says ' sgw ' on it

Not fall but you should run 😆

Don’t look up

Boosky for ghosts

So does BS

Just saw a bird and thought I could run faster than it

Being the gf can be temporary, but being the hot ex is FOREVER!

If this [redacted] hides behind her supervisor one more time for some shit she is doing 😡😡😡

Other: Wanna see me toes?

This sounds very specific

Her My mind is quiet

Me Let’s change that *yells in her ear 🤩*

DMs Open

Pretty sure Mastodon means a Jackalope snout. But what do I know? #chartreuse

Devi you wildin

Send me a video of your best Tina Burger so I know that it’s real

I bring that BDE

• Blue Dream
• Diesel Kush
• EZ Widers

One thing I gotta know, can I drive your daddy’s lambo

How do we feel about Insane Clown Posse

@twosense.bsky.social Hapoy Birthday!

I am rarely wrong but you got it *Respect*

You mean Big Sean 😕