đź’Ąwill-i-am w crashoutđź’Ą

đź’Ąwill-i-am w crashoutđź’Ą

@willcrashout.bsky.social

"My safe space is your last nerve." or "The human equivalent of a FAFO button." Simp pulverizer. Hater of things that make boomers smile Uwu Public Crashouts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaax7vsu6e7w

238 Followers 75 Following 1,688 Posts Joined Aug 2025
1 day ago

You’re like if ChatGPT was a person

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6 days ago

@deviwestside.bsky.social Happy International Women’s Day

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1 week ago

If someone made me cookies with hot dogs in them I would crash out

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1 week ago

I came I seen I judged!

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1 week ago

Because you are sauceless

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1 week ago

You get the Big Arch? You should have gotten the Big Arch no sauce

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1 week ago
A frozen pizza on a blue plate. The center slice is wide making it look like a hungry mouth just beginning to open

Left a slight gap in my frozen pizza and now I must live with the terror that it might eat me

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1 week ago

I don’t get it

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1 week ago

I want a Mc Arch or whatever the fuck it’s called

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1 week ago

I want a McGriddle

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1 week ago

RIP Plants in your care

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1 week ago
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a man is giving a speech and the words bum bumpi bum bumpi bum bumpi are on the screen ALT: a man is giving a speech and the words bum bumpi bum bumpi bum bumpi are on the screen
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1 week ago

CM Punk got his purple wings

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2 weeks ago

Sometimes your mark on the world is some fuck shit

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2 weeks ago

Don’t ruin my immersion

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2 weeks ago
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a man is holding a magnifying glass and looking through it . ALT: a man is holding a magnifying glass and looking through it .

Judging

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2 weeks ago

Buy my feet pics and send me pizza 🥹 Uwu

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2 weeks ago
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a cat is sitting on a person 's lap with a tiktok watermark ALT: a cat is sitting on a person 's lap with a tiktok watermark
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2 weeks ago

I guess I eat the fuzzy part of a kiwi now

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2 weeks ago

This is a Cascada fan account

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2 weeks ago

When you start speaking in your native tongue that nobody else speaks and know you are on 72 hour hold

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2 weeks ago

Umm like you did eee-uh

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2 weeks ago

I bet if I asked someone reading this what they are doing they could reply “Stinking”

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2 weeks ago
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a man in a tutu is standing in the grass with his arms in the air and a group of people behind him . ALT: a man in a tutu is standing in the grass with his arms in the air and a group of people behind him .

Umm like you ate potato before

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2 weeks ago

You ain’t never ate a potato before?

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2 weeks ago

She’s a 10 but she didn’t get it so now she’s a 7.5

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3 weeks ago

Cookie Monster the Grouch?

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3 weeks ago

Is DaBaby still canceled?

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3 weeks ago

No refunds

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3 weeks ago

Send me $19.99 plus shipping and handling and I will send you slightly used socks

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