MrsPreacher

Sometimes you just get lucky, today was that day!

And where were my flowers as a thankyou for NOT taking you to comic con? You ungrateful wanker!

My 34yr old son in law asked for one when we gave the kids the whoopee cushions, boys and toys eh? 😂

Especially the ‘pump noiser’

But we brought presents, granted, they were a bit shit, but she was happy 😆

You age is 14 inches”? Good job it isn’t your penis length!

The sneaky mf tried putting it on 13 tonight! If he wants a divorce, all he needs to do is ask.

Thankyou! Can you please explain this to @badpreacher.bsky.social

Shut up Malcom!!

Yes!! Pete his name was I think.

Yer a fecking eejit!

Trust nobody but Keanu, there, I said it!

I’m ok with it, I’m also ok with how she sings. I’m ok with anything Celine related, you can pop her on your list, I lurve her 🥰

I caught the postman just as he had emptied the postbox too. I literally handed him an envelope of my poo, so that was nice!

Proof it’s shite then

Shame!

He’s been away for a couple of days. Guess what I did while he was gone. Yep, labelled his tv remote, begins with C, ends in unt!

two women are sitting next to each other on a couch and laughing and pointing at each other . ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch and laughing and pointing at each other .

I love this for him

You’re such a weirdo. I think I made a hyooooj mistake 33yrs ago. Is it too late to change my mind?

And a fkn brain it seems, smh!

Gd insists on cheersing everytime she eats and drinks 😂

You call an ambulance for the dirty fucker cos I’ll chop his little maggot off with a rusty knife!

Left the wife, married the mistress when the family discovered affair.

Yer a wrong un!

Also Teddy is annoying af too!

Specifically the son, Barney. The way he wobbles when he speaks enrages me 🤬

You should of gave them a chance!

I would’ve swapped you for those adorable baby otters if I could have.